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GeneralEmergency , in Thanks mom

Extreme sounding

FlyingSquid , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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gamermanh , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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I work in propane and have since late 2015. Used to work in the yard refilling, re-valving, painting, etc. these cylinders and tanks.

One of those things I did was empty (purge) the tanks before I pulled the valves out. Normally you do this by hooking them to a burn tower that pulls the fuel out and burns it away like 15 feet above everyone’s head. My company didn’t have permission from the city for they do we set up a tower anyway and just let the fuel pour out of it. You can imagine how… Fucking stupid that was?

Many times (I literally cannot count) people walked out with lit cigarettes and I was ready to die.

There’s also the time my safety manager lit his flip flop on fire and kicked it over the propane dispenser WHILE IT WAS ON FIRE

Also: never swap your propane tanks at one of these cage services. Many of them will aim to give you a close to, or fully out of date tank so you cannot get them filled at a normal fill spot. They’re also insanely expensive. If the swap out is $25 for a 5-gallon tank then you’d need to be spending $5/gallon at the dispenser for it to be even close in price, and if your propane dispenser is selling it to you for that or more then you’re being fucked

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy

Fucking

Shit

That’s a wild story it just kept getting worse

gamermanh ,
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Oh there’s more like it, too, lol. Like the time a tank WASNT actually empty and I popped the valve off (I had done everything to bleed it off, the bleeder was stuck full of bug gunk I’d later find out). I was deaf for 5 minutes, the valve landed 1 building over, luckily didn’t hit anyone/anything.

Then there’s the time the cigarette guy climbed up the back of a fuel truck and popped the tank and looked in. He had a cig in his mouth, lit, and thought it was a diesel truck. It was a gas one. Had it been more empty (this fumes) he’d likely have blown his stupid ass up. Instead, he jumped off and twisted his ankle. I unironically hate that man with a passion for many, many reasons.

Or the time my co-worker was doing knife work and just stabbed himself in the gut. That one’s a classic: overconfidence in cutting TOWARDS one’s self.

Ooh, ooh, a good one: trimming trees with a chainsaw while on a pallet on a forklift 20ft in the air, held on by a rope tied around your WAIST. That was also the safety manager lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Let me be clear: I’ve worked for chickenshit outfits like this before, where safety was an afterthought, so I can appreciate and relate to these stories.

That said, these all take the cake. Like I have seen and done some really sketchy shit, and these all top most of my stories.

I used to work 16+ hour days, stand in a dump trailer (confined space sort of), in the dark, and have a tractor lift 1 tonne bags of pellets into the trailer, open them (working under a suspended load), and dump the contents at my feet. The bags sometimes ripped from their hooks on the tractor and would come down fast.

Shou ,

Holy shit dude… the flip flop of fire story. How did that nutcase become a manager? Let alone a safety manager?

gamermanh ,
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Funny enough he really was the safest and smartest guy on the team, the burning flip flop was someone else’s fault lol

They’d poured some unknown diesel on the ground and held a lighter to it (testing if it was tainted with gasoline, it’ll burn if so) and apparently it was VERY gasoline mixed. Idiot grabs a WATER HOSE to spray it so safety manager, who’s on lunch and pulling into the yard jumps out of his truck and stomps on the fire to put it out. Just as the first guy sprays the water.

The fire skitters and lights the flip flop on fire, which safety manager kicks off without a thought because it was ON FUCKING FIRE, he just happened to arc it perfectly over the 500g dispenser tank. Another coworker ran over from “off camera” and doused it like 5 seconds after that, it was truly a comedy.

If safety manager was around then all of us yardies were in our steel toes, Anti-Flame gear, and wearing a mask and glasses if the work called for it. He was in the office 90% of the time dealing with bullshit though so we 3 idiots and an actually autistic guy that was so bad he needed supervision just to live (yeah they let him work around EXPLOSIVES) regularly did shit that would have gotten us shut the fuck down, and rightfully so. Gotta eat, though, so…

OldGrayDog , in Thanks mom

Is this why my eyes always hurt?

captainlezbian , in Butterdog, the inverse

The standard vegetarian option

negativenull , in You won't believe it!
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hperrin , in It's basically the same as grad school

Grad school? Pff. It’s basically the same as inventing the field of study.

CluckN , in sounds like he's fun at the office

When he changed his username to all numbers that must’ve been the first close call.

qooqie ,

I think steam does that when a profile gets reported a bunch for stuff like this. Hence the name right after the numbers

kate ,

yeah, 7656119 is the prefix of a steam user ID

Octopus1348 , in Thanks mom
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I swear modern minion memes are like the worst thing humanity invented.

Frittiert , in Growing Old

I still feel addressed when there’s something about “young people”. At 34.

toofpic ,

39 here, same shit. I’ll roll right into the “how do you do, fellow kids” meme

Domille ,
  1. Same lol.
MelodiousFunk ,

Doesn’t help that the media has been infantilizing millennials for 20 years.

zout ,

48 here. Had a minor heart attack earlier this year, so sometimes I'm starting to feel old.

ReedReads ,

What is a “minor” heart attack?

BenchpressMuyDebil ,

When your hear hurts a bit for 2 seconds and you’ve accepted that your time has come

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Angina Pectoris

zout ,

A heart attack where you have almost zero loss of heart funtion afterwards. Also, no loss of consciousness, just feeling really bad for an hour.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Heart attack < 18yo

FlyingSquid ,
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You’re one year older than me and we’re the two oldest people here so far, which makes me feel super old.

I hope the minor heart attack is the only one you ever have to suffer through.

Fun thing about being this old: I thought I was turning 48 until my wife told me I was turning 47 a few days before my birthday.

zout ,

Fun fact about being 48; I'm turning 50 next year, which sounds a lot. But I only feel old-ish when mentioning my age.

user224 ,
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Still applicable. I think.

aeki ,

Wait, I’m not “young people”? (37)

AI_toothbrush ,

I think under 35 is kinda young. Maybe a few hundred years ago you would have counted as old but nowadays with modern healthcare people live much longer and healthier.

Godort , in sounds like he's fun at the office

The absolute best case here is that he’s just some edgelord.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

No, that’s just what they say. This creep has some fantasies going on at the least

FozzyOsbourne ,

I’d hope that it’s that their friends are edgelords and keep changing their name when they leave their phone/computer unlocked

_stranger_ ,

I choose to also have this hope

hannesh93 ,
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Yeah and that all those changes where within the span of a month, 10 years ago

Venator ,

I think a more likely explanation would be he has an edgy friend or family who he lent the account to for family sharing steam library, or he accidentally left his account logged in at an internet cafe or something and they changed the name as a joke.

itsnicodegallo , in Growing Old

This meme is so old that I was 27 when I first read it.

can ,

Now you’re 27 and a half

Batman ,

Half a year latre

IndiBrony ,
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Is that the English spelling of later?

Viking_Hippie ,

No, it’s the Danish spelling of climb. Missing a k, though.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a5b3da6-1268-47fd-8641-7bbb7c5d04be.jpeg

Thcdenton , in sounds like he's fun at the office

Average DOTA player

modifier , in sounds like he's fun at the office

Someone needs to do a wellness check on Pinhead AJ.

TachyonTele , in sounds like he's fun at the office

GTA online at it’s best.

nonfuinoncuro ,

I mean looks like he’s playing gta sa so at least he has good taste

edit: also it’s ‘its’

Kusimulkku ,

Hah, SA

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