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Lifes_Like_Plinko , in New Feature Request
LemmyFeed , in Mmmmkay

Hell yeah, my boy Arthur hitting us with the real real.

JackbyDev , in Just bang Hitler's mom

Because it is a thought experiment about punishing people for pre-crime, not people actually planning what to do with a time machine.

thepianistfroggollum ,

No, I’d 100% kill Hitler if I ever got a time machine. It would be my first stop on my way to see the dinosaurs.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The cool thing about a time machine is you’d be able to kill Hitler several times, in several ways, in several different back drops. 😃

Kill Hitler, every single day that he was alive, starting with the last day and working your way back to his birth.

mrbaby ,

Hey if you ever get access to a time machine and i somehow piss you off in the future, could you do me a favor and hop back to this day and warn me?

mlsus , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
@mlsus@sh.itjust.works avatar

honestly, even i went off of lemmy for a bit, not because i dont like lemmy, but because every time i reloaded the page, it would sign me out, and i couldn’t save any settings, it seems to be happening across most lemmy instances right now

ijeff ,

You should clear your browser data and log back in.

Chickenstalker , in It's a choice

If your personality needs drugs (alcohol) to make it beareable, you were never a fun person to begin with.

Simplesyrup , in me (both)
@Simplesyrup@lemmy.ml avatar

Just like that one video with a dude saying “I love you m9mmy” to his gf

realitista , in We will not

16 years on Reddit and probably waiting the last 10 for a decent alternative. It wasn’t hard at all. I do go back sometimes to debunk Lemmy FUD though.

sbv ,

I just want a little more content in my feeds.

ashe ,
@ashe@lemmy.starless.one avatar

And I just want a little less of my PII on reddit’s servers.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Pentium II or RPi II?

someguy3 ,

It’s all about the Pentiums baby youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/qpMvS1Q1sos

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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FormlessMartian , in The CUBE PUBE...?
@FormlessMartian@lemmy.world avatar

I hope everyone calls it The Pube

rsh , in The CUBE PUBE...?

Cuth Pube

jkmooney , in Reduce Reuse Recycle®
@jkmooney@kbin.social avatar

I know it's a joke but, what's disturbing is that I also know there's probably a market for them....

Goodtoknow ,
@Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca avatar
can ,

A local resident gave police the tip that led to their big bust on Saturday. Inspectors raided a factory outside Ho Chi Minh City and caught workers packing the previously loved condoms for sale, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

The factory owner claimed she bought the condoms off a man who has not yet been identified, according to reports.

Already glad I ignored hesitation and clicked.

beccaboben , in Who else has a chicken scoop?

Maybe frying-pan chicken-scoop can be Lemmy’s poop knife!

pao , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

the memes communities are alive, that’s all that matters

Hazzardis , in Hard times

It’s become like a hobby of mine to not pay for a single item every time I check out at Walmart or Kroger. Fuckers have their margins higher than ever and their starting pay is $12-14/hr. If they want to reduce theft then they can hire people to actually work some of the 20 empty check out lanes they have.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t do that, they keep track. When you go over $1k, you get fucked and picked up for a felony.

Trolled ,

guys look at me! I am very smart because I steal from walmart to rebel against the evil capitalist overlords! time to get validation for my actions from reddit!

Hazzardis ,

Nah, this is Lemmy

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

r/lostredditors

SturgeonsLaw , in Skrrt
@SturgeonsLaw@mujico.org avatar

You think you’re winning, then BAM! Hawkins radiation ☢️ leaves you blind and you crash with a wall.

match , in Skrrt
@match@pawb.social avatar

wheelchair bmx is legitimately awesome and would make a great game

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