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SternburgExport , in Don't.

Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.

taiyang , in first alert at 5

Grandma cancelled July 4th because of this and fire. I wish she could just visit us since we live where it’s 72 degrees, but she just can’t make the drive at her age.

Why do elderly always seem to retire where it’s consistently over 100?

Thcdenton ,

It’s nice for the joints and old folks run colder for the most part

flicker ,

Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.

Gork , in The longer you look, the worse it gets

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

stoicmaverick , in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

Num10ck ,

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

stoicmaverick ,

I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

spujb ,

it would ruin the tour

joshoff ,

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

PP_BOY_ , in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.

WeirdGoesPro ,
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While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

PP_BOY_ ,
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It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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…better now?

Noite_Etion , in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

GBU_28 ,

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.

niktemadur ,

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

prettybunnys ,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

blueamigafan , in The struggle

I’ll be honest those would be amazing in the winter

bruhduh , in Don't.
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VelvetStorm , in Mildred

I’ve noticed a trend with trans women picking the stupidest names, and idk why. Like I kinda get Mildred because it’s a classic name and has a cute nickname. So it stands to reason maybe she has a family member that was a huge influence on her so she wants to honor her with that name but why the fuck do people pick names like Lola.

ikidd ,
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“Lexi”

Donkter ,

See, “Lexathoidiopterix” is just not a great name though.

Slovene ,

“Belle”

Godnroc ,

So her lips can taste like cherry cola.

VelvetStorm ,

Is that a reference to something I am too old to understand?

ValenThyme , (edited )

Lola by The Kinks in 1970,

The song details a romantic encounter in a SOHO bar between a young man and the eponymous Lola, who is possibly a trans woman or cross-dresser.

one of the lyrics references her cola tasting lips

VelvetStorm ,
ValenThyme ,

that’s the one yup

VelvetStorm ,

Holy crap how did I never know that! That is by far and away my favorite scene in futurama. Thank you for showing me this it gives me a whole new appreciation for this joke. Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

Slovene ,

Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

It is:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSWx5Q2XCo

jbk ,

small office home office bar 😍😍

then_three_more ,

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Except for Lola

Akasazh ,
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Is the nickname Milly?

VelvetStorm ,

I believe that is but I could be wrong as there are some crazy nick names out there like Peggy for Margaret.

Akasazh ,
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That’s exactly why I asked

anti ,

Dredicus.

hemko ,

No, Kevin

Machinist ,
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My great grandmothers were: Lola, Layla, Eula, Lulua. For real. They were born around 1900.

We have a cat named Lulu.

Manalith ,

And I bet Eula never even read any EULAs

Slovene ,

One of your great-grandmothers got Clapton on his knees.

Amanduh ,

Lola is a song talking about a trans woman so…

Thcdenton , in Don't.
ArmokGoB ,

I miss playing SS13.

Thcdenton ,

SS14 on steam :D

ItzzMe ,
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Yooo, SS14 mentioned

Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes

RizzRustbolt ,

BRB, checking prices on Cameo.

RizzRustbolt ,

Dangit.

electric_nan , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

I quit smoking when Marlboros went over $2/pack lol. Airports had these awful rooms where all the smokers would cram in and hotbox. Other countries are still like it used to be here in the US. Japan comes to mind as one such bad example. If you ask for a non-smoking table in a restaurant, they just sit you at any random table and put a little “no smoking” sign on it!

tigeruppercut ,

Japan’s changed in the last few years. Chain restaurants there’s a separate air tight smoking room or you can’t smoke indoors at all. Local places might allow it but I feel like I don’t see it much even then. The only places left that have it seem to be bars or izakayas.

electric_nan ,

That’s cool. I went in 2017.

kwking13 , in Why did he do this though

How old is this cousin? Maybe they don’t know how to deal with difficult information yet

absentbird , in Part of this complete breakfast!
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People will hate on this, but what other breakfast cereal contains dental X-rays in every crunch?

OrnateLuna ,

Just sucks they don’t provide the x-ray films in the package

MacNCheezus , in Props to my bro Luigi
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The trick is to become okay with immense disappointment

MacNCheezus , in Demons
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This is how they get ya.

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