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HubertManne , in Neighborhood overwatch

definitely the phasing technology.

Phegan , in President 360 No Scope...

We are cooked. Completely cooked. American democracy is over and it’s time to prepare for a harsh right wing fascist regime.

…but vote for Biden.

It was too late 12 years ago, this is everything playing out. Everyone acted like the 2020 election was our fight to keep democracy, we had already lost it by then, the conservative plan just hadn’t been completed yet.

I am not saying you should go vote and vote for Biden. I am saying that, we can never, ever elect another Republican again, or we are fucked, I do not see the that happening. If we beat trump in 2024, we may not in 2028, or new trump, whoever the new right wing strong man is may win in 2032.

It’s already over, it’s been over. Our chance to stop this was long before anyone even realized it was a problem.

The problem didn’t start, nor does it end with trump, he is just a convenient strong man to put as the face of the movement

Snowclone ,

time to prepare for a harsh right wing fascist regime

Wow, that’s a good point, but some people may take it the wrong way and say things like ‘what taco bell are we meeting up at to plan to depose the current massively corrupt Supreme… taco?’ ‘Is surprise attacks on Taco Bell’s military installations a viable objective?’ ‘Would the taco bell ‘fresh crew’ join the efforts to over turn the corporate structure?’ ‘Or should we all just move to Spain and enjoy the authentic taste of a secular society with universal healthcare and tapas as far as the eye can see’?

Blackmist , in Thanks, Amy.

Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Back in the day one of my friends had just the most gigantic glass bong I’ve ever seen. It was too long to smoke and reach the bowl to light by yourself at the same time. Typical use was one person lit, the other person draws, no smoke had reached them yet so the lighter stops, smoker had to empty their lungs then try to clear the whole thing in one go. If there were enough people you could get the bowl going and pass it around the circle fast enough to keep it lit

modifier ,

I’ve been on the lookout for a convertible travel mug/telescoping bong ever since that movie came out.

JasonDJ ,

I think such a thing is like a lightsaber. Building your own is a rite of passage.

Buddahriffic ,

That thing was my favorite part of the movie. At least until I saw the rest of it.

Blackmist ,

Love the shot of him locking his car door through the open window before checking the handle.

Bgugi , in Casual reminder

This is not a shitpost.

Okokimup , in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
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If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.

Sadrockman ,
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But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.

OttoVonNoob , in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.

nifty , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).
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German airports still do, have smoking rooms in fact

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Wow! But a lot of Germans smoke right? And in restaurants too?

altasshet ,

It’s been a few years, but last time I was there, (some) bars in Berlin still has large smoking sections.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

People also smoke on the streets, and after a while my throat starts to get irritated from all the secondhand smoke

chocoladisco ,

There are way too many bars that allow indoor smoking, everywhere.

Num10ck , in Neighborhood overwatch

if it wasn’t terrible photoshop i’d love to see the recoil aftermath.

sp3tr4l ,

I give it max 5 rounds before the front of the tripod dislodges from the window sill and either falls forward out the window or backward.

Assuming the window is not somehow fused into being one with gun.

Then I guess it would be around 5 rounds before also the window shatters?

Also the ladder would collide with the grips on the m2 for what seems like a lot of otherwise useable firing angles.

Notyou ,

The recoil is what I was thinking about first. No sandbags or anything to keep this baby in place means that you might get 1 or 2 shots before the gun falls backwards off the ledge. And that’s if racking the bolt doesn’t already do it.

psmgx ,

Yeah was my thought as well. That badboy is gonna tear up the ledge and eventually push its way onto the floor.

And in exchange you get shitty accuracy and ringing ears

atro_city , in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

downpunxx , in Neighborhood overwatch

depends on the neighborhood, anywhere in ukraine this would not only be appropriate, it'd be recommended

thesporkeffect , in Neighborhood overwatch

Non credible neighborhood defense moment

popekingjoe , in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
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Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.

aluminium , in Neighborhood overwatch

God I hope someone tries to rob this place when I’m home.

eezeebee ,
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God I hope someone tries to rob this place when I’m home. -every gun owner

aluminium ,

not every but those who invest more into their guns and gear than the place is worth.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in how do you guys use lemmy?

Maybe you’re looking for mastodon.

c0smokram3r ,
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Yeah, def sounds more like a Mastadon use case.

ralen OP ,

i use mastodon for a long time now but i thought lemmy was a social network too, but now it seems more like news website that organizes news in categories. https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/f2111de2-2695-427d-9f48-666842a8804f.webp

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Sounds like you figured it out.

rugburn , in how do you guys use lemmy?

I usually click the icon on my phone and it opens, but ymmv…

Just kidding. Click search, find a topic that interests you and hit subscribe. Then you should be able to go to your settings and make only your subscriptions show up on your landing/home page

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