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BudgetBandit , in IQ Test

Dafuq’s a speeding bullet???

Zozano , in I wonder what they smell like.
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I’m not saying he could smell landmines, but apparently elephants and rats can.

Though I’m assuming their snouts are fairly close to the ground.

Who knows, maybe LSD unlocks the part of our brain which can smell landmines, and he was spiderman crawling in front of the camera crew, sniffing around like a TSA dog.

xavier666 , in Not to kink shame, but…

It feels better than a couch?

ivanafterall ,
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Really depends on the couch.

niktemadur , in mario

It’s the mycelia in Mario that is interacting with itself. Every brick, tube, flagpole, castle, coin and cloud, every Venus flytrap, Bowser, Toad, etc, is just a highly organized biochemical projection, aka hallucination, humming and spiking like a series of electrical pulses across the fungal network.

Alenalda ,

There’s a reason everything the the mario universe has eyes.

ivanafterall ,
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Oh, shit, is The Hills Have Eyes Mario canon!?

rob_t_firefly ,
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Trust the fungus.

Macaroni_ninja , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
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For many things. For IR or heat activated urinals you can set the sensitivity when they actuate, the flush volume, schedule regular cleaning cycles, and see statistics of usage, with some models remaining battery power, etc

When you are a maintenance guy in an office building with 100+ of these bad boys it helps a lot.

Melvin_Ferd ,

Where is this? Rimworld?

RememberTheApollo_ ,

A stadium large theater could have more than just a few.

niktemadur , in I wonder what they smell like.

Let’s pause for a moment and focus on that intent:
I’m going to take LSD in a war zone.

It’s like the psychedelic revolution smashed right into The Right Stuff test pilot daredevil attitude. Some people truly seem to be made different than you and me.

That said, it probably wasn’t one of those legendary “heroic doses”, as a certain low-to-medium range (which varies from person to person) does sharpen awareness of things we normally filter out automatically.

If this guy did LSD in a war zone, he’s probably done it many times before, is familiar with its’ effects, a medium dose for him might be a heavy one for the rest of us… mere mortals.

Caitlyynn , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
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Everything is better with Bluetooth, obviously

werefreeatlast , in obesity

Chris Rock… There are two types of obese people. There’s fat people, and then there’s Biggas and the Biggas have got to go!

werefreeatlast , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

For pee counters and penis size statistics. Both very important in the world of science about the penis and the pee.

Melvin_Ferd ,

Jokes on them dicks too small for sensors

PriorityMotif ,
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Imagine if there was a leaderboard. Longest pee, most volume, most yellow, etc. You would need video to prove that they didn’t cheat though.

werefreeatlast ,

You mean PeeTube? PeeTube is also the name of the astronaut pee device based pee device that doesn’t need video to measure your penis length. Simply insert your penis into the spring loaded tube (it’s just a tube with lots of springs in it). As your penis skin touches the springs, the penis length is measured. The current model is a 256SpT (Springs per Tube), which allows for a penis length resolution in 12"/256 increments.

recklessengagement , in Those books are different from how I remembered…

Can you agree but also conclude that this knowledge has no real impact on our lives, and therefore our agency is preserved?

ivanafterall , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?
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Make sure your wifi is wired to the wall, then your neighbor’s crime counts as wire fraud. As a private, natural person, you might also look into some loopholes in the Uniform Commercial Code.

Feathercrown , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls

chetradley ,

Just be careful you don’t accidentally connect your earbuds to it.

ealoe , in obesity

Obese people acting like they can’t control it is precisely why they’re obese. It’s vile to discriminate against someone for their height, race, sexual orientation, and other factors because they have no control or choice over those things. But if someone makes a bad choice that negatively affects their own health and others around them, it’s acceptable to tell that person it’s unsafe. Shaming them is ineffective, but just pretending being obese is normal and healthy isn’t ok either. These folks need help.

Don’t even start with me on thyroid disorders, those are a small fraction of people who are obese and even they do not defy basic laws of thermodynamics. Eat less than you burn, it’s basic math. You may not be able to control the disorder but you are in control of how you respond to it.

shinratdr ,
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It might be acceptable but is it effective? Thyroid disorders are not common, but food addiction is extremely common. The same way you couldn’t understand what drug or alcohol dependency feels like if you’ve never felt like that before, you couldn’t understand what food addiction is like if you don’t have that experience with food.

It’s clear that there is a spectrum of how people respond to food, from “always hungry and literally never not wanting to eat” to “forgets to eat for days and barely notices until they pass out”. I personally know people on both ends of that spectrum and every place in between.

So I think your response is a little insensitive, or at least lacks empathy. To boil it down to the classic “stop stuffing your face” or “basic math” assumes your level of willpower required to not overeat is applicable to all people and it can’t possibly be different or harder than it is for you, so the only explanation is that everyone else must have less willpower than you.

Either that, or they feel like they are starving all the time and are literally addicted to food. Most science shows that it’s that one, but feel free to believe whatever you wish.

yamanii , in I wonder what they smell like.
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Petition for OP to crop the horizontal image from the vertical borders.

randomdeadguy , in What has he done to deserve this?

1917 shitpost with obstinate opinions held to this day. Brilliant!

JoMiran ,
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I don’t think anyone believes the current system to be better, rather too much of a pain to replace. Americans really dislike learning and being inconvenienced.

Tar_alcaran ,

I don’t think anyone believes the current system to be better,

Check our ShitAmericansSay (on Reddit, ew) and you’ll find plenty who argue that metric is worse.

JoMiran ,
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I did say that we hate learning. 😉

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Although, to be fair, British people say that too, especially when Britain joined the EU. “You mean I have to stop measuring the produce I sell in pounds and ounces?!”

And, of course, they still use MPH. I imagine there would be a massive uproar if that got changed.

British have gone much further with metrification than the U.S. but there’s still way too much resistance. And some of it is very silly indeed- weighing yourself in stone, which is a rather arbitrary 14 pounds.

Stovetop ,

All I can say is that the metric system was predominantly taught in my American school experience, with US units mainly limited to math class. The only thing that sucked about using metric in science class is the short unit we had where we needed to convert measurements between metric and US, which I think was arguably the point.

It’s corporations, really, that seem to insist on having their products and tools still defaulting to US customary units, and I can’t fathom why. Even when you go abroad and try to buy a TV, they’re all still labeled in inches, which boggles my mind.

JoMiran ,
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It’s corporations, really, that seem to insist on having their products and tools still defaulting to US customary units…

I am no corporate fan, but this one is not on them. They already sell the same products in metric everywhere else. If the US switched to metric, most corporations would be able to switch overnight.

wjrii ,

I doubt the corporations care in any deep way, same as with anything else. It’s just sort of a chicken and egg thing. They’ll resist change as long as resisting is cost-effective, but that very resistance slows adoption. Still, they will likely shrug and adapt if it becomes obvious that people prefer metric, or even simply stop caring.

solsangraal ,

Americans really dislike learning and being inconvenienced.

it’s worse than that-- we have gallons of milk, but liters of soda. we drive in mph, but run in 5K. science and medicine weights are grams, but recipes call for ounces. want to fix an american car–hope you have both metric and “standard” wrenches

more like we’d rather stay with the stupidness and inconvenience we know rather than change anything, no matter how much better it would be

someguy3 ,

Hundreds of millions of people learned the new units when their countries switched.

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