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ClamDrinker , in We cater any event!

“You know you don’t need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?”

HonkTonkWoman ,

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”

Trainguyrom , in *for 1 week's worth of groceries but yea..

How are you spending so much? I spend half that on gas per week (rural area so I easily put 200-400 miles a week on the car) and your weekly grocery budget is about my monthly budget for a family of 4

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in This is my 666th post. AMA
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What is your credit card number and all the information needed to use it?

wesker OP ,
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I’m not falling for that one again!

Zoot , in This is my 666th post. AMA
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Because why?

wesker OP ,
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I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER

Worx , in This is my 666th post. AMA

How many posts have you made before this?

wesker OP ,
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At least 2.

IzzyScissor , in He remains at large

Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.

Original article: romper.com/…/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-wee…

2023 update from a different gun research group: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…

We live in hell.

moon ,

Glad to see their aim got better

todd_bonzalez OP ,
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Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.

chemicalwonka , in App development
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“sometimes”…

UnkleFranc , in is this where he has been hiding.

SadHAM Hussein

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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That ham to be the worst pun I ever heard

CatZoomies ,
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Pirate SadHam Hussein:

But you have heard of me.

abbadon420 , in every month for a week

Is this a period piece?

lugal , in These kids and their crazy slang...

But I have to admit, not everything the youngsters watch is bad. Some teenager showed me a video call youtube and it was very funny. Do you know that video too?

disguy_ovahea , in an empty cask, all alone

The Incel Camino is not worthy of the Outrun treatment. Solid meme though.

Vinny_93 , in an empty cask, all alone

It kinda feels like the designers at Tesla were approached by Elon to show him how they worked and then he tried a design himself

altima_neo ,
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I mean the idea was cool when they first showed it off. But they just took way to long to get it to market.

WarmSoda ,

That, and it looks fucking stupid.
Oh, and it breaks down if it gets wet.

nieceandtows , in is this where he has been hiding.

That sneaky bastard

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
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We HAM to find Him

Viking_Hippie , in This is my 666th post. AMA

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

wesker OP ,
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What, like a meat shield?

Viking_Hippie ,

I dunno, maybe? Gonna have to deal with my hovercraft first, though, as it is filled with eels.

rickdg , in He remains at large
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The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.

tacosplease ,

You’ve got the spirit though

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