There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

some_guy , in Act now! Time is running out!

Someone take your pants off quick. I need to suck some dick before I miss out. I don’t wanna end up in Severance!

pkmkdz , in Act now! Time is running out!

Jokes on you they have Yakuza Pocket Circuit there now, I’d never want to leave

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Live your best life

Cauliflower is delicious in all those forms and if you can’t handle that, eat it however you want.

MissJinx , in Live your best life
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m fat, so salads are not my favorite, neither I’m vegan, BUT for me deep fried crispy Cauliflower is better than chicken wings

FiniteBanjo ,

Fr fr, I like the cauliflower wings as well.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Being fat has nothing to do with liking salads. You probably just don’t know how to make a good dressing!

BowtiesAreCool ,

So many people I think don’t like salads because they don’t like ranch dressing and in America is ubiquitous. The runners up being blue cheese (moldy ranch) and thousand island (ketchup ranch) don’t help.

garbagebagel ,

Actually though the thought of eating a salad with ranch makes me ill. Like, ranch is a dip it is not for drowning my delicious greens in it. Creamy dressings in general (except for Ceasar) are just not the thing.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Plus, salads can be calorie dense too!

lesbian_seagull ,

I just got food poisoning last weekend from cauliflower wings and I still support tf out of this take. I will never eat at that same place but my love of deep-fried cauliflowers does not abate!

AnimalsDream ,

This is the thing that really bothers me about the cauliflower substitutions - that it’s being used as a substitute for foods that are meant to offer macronutrients. Cauliflower on it’s own has extremely low calories. It’s meant to be eaten for it’s micronutrients and unique plant compounds. It does not provide enough macros to sustain a person, so if someone were eating a lot of cauliflower in place of their macro-sources they would be putting themselves into a starvation state.

However if any forms of fat and oil are used in it’s preparation, then it might no longer even have the weight loss benefit that might come from that.

niktemadur , in Just $99?

Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying “YES”.

blackluster117 , in I can still hear his voice
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

It’s like David Bowie and Morgan Freeman combined.

Starkstruck , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot

The fire IN the tent is hilarious

postmateDumbass ,

Best to keep the fire contained so you dont burn nature.

Usernamealreadyinuse , in We must find it

Why is Timmy look straight at his moms ass? And what’s with big grin. Something unruly is going on!

invertedspear , in We must find it

I don’t care what anyone says, this product is amazing and I’m sad it’s sold out.

Vinny_93 , in ...

Usually this is paired with WordArt saying ‘what the hap is fuckening’

Rustmilian OP ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Felt more shitposty without text.

FiniteBanjo , in Choose wisely

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,
FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,
Vinny_93 , in CAM ON

I would’ve won 130 euros if Bellingham would’ve just missed the ball

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.

-- This crushing confrontation with reality was provided by Norgur's Hope Crushing Inc.; Use Code "apathy15" at checkout for an extra 15% off for our "Depression to go" package! Come get your hopes and dreams shredded to pieces today!

Vinny_93 ,

Facts have never really been my friend

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Every time somebody says something like “I could have done that” (especially if they’re being dismissive of somebody’s achievement), it brings me great pleasure to say “but you didn’t.”

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar
Paradachshund , in CAM ON

I didn’t know baron harkonnen was a fan

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

Before taking on a leadership role, Vlady Harkonnen had a distinguished career as a midfielder in the Giedi Prime Premier League.

casmael ,

*giedi primier league

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

My bad. My mother tongue is Chakobsa.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Listen, that’s no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he’s doing his best!

Catoblepas , in Live your best life

I’ll say it, cauliflower is the worst brassica. Brussels sprouts are fantastic with just a little oil and parm, but I’ve never had a good cauliflower.

kautau ,

Agreed, It’s so bland on its own. That’s why it’s a great substitute for rice or chicken or whatever, because you only taste what you add to it. People don’t like cauliflower, they like batter, sauce, seasonings, etc

Gullible ,

Exactly. Sometimes you require only a texture and cauliflower runs the gamut from crunchy to creamy. I don’t want to stock my fridge with 400 ingredients and let indecision lead them all to the dumpster, so a daily driver like cauliflower is incredibly useful. Learning to mix colors is fundamental to painting. Same premise here.

deranger ,

I’m pretty tolerant of most foods but Brussels sprouts are disgusting. It’s one of the dozen or so foods I dislike, and despite trying every couple years, they’ve never caught on for me. They remind me of cabbage which is another one of the dozen. Oddly, I really enjoy fermented cabbage be it sauerkraut or kimchi. Cauliflower is decent but I’ll agree it’s pretty bland at best.

BowtiesAreCool ,

Have you ever had oven roasted cripsy edges garlicky Brussels sprouts?

ma11en ,

With little nuggets of honeyed bacon.

deranger ,

I haven’t, but I’d try. I know people love them, I just haven’t ever gotten into them myself. I keep coming back to try things I haven’t previously liked, as I’d like to know what other people like about them. It’s how I’ve whittled down what I don’t like to about a dozen things.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

If you haven’t tried oven-roasted brussel sprouts, you’ve probably been getting badly cooked ones. There’s really only 2 ways to cook brussel sprouts; roasted or incorrectly.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

If you’re not drenching it in home made cheese sauce, then you have given it a real try.

lath , in Live your best life

I use it as an ingredient for a biological weapon. The farts are silent and deadly after eating one.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines