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frezik , (edited ) in Perfection

I’ve met him; we rented some office space from one of his properties. Extremely chill guy. Does not understand Internet fame. He charged us a fee because we forgot to mop the floors on the way out, but that was about the worst you can say about him as a commercial landlord.

cows_are_underrated , in Meatspin

In my home village we have a much safer and much better version of it:

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/743b0dd7-c6a6-4676-b4a1-f7b79520636f.jpeg

You can accelerate yourself by just pulling at the plate in the middle, meaning that everyone can have fun and you can probably get much higher speeds.

kungen ,

Back in my day, we walked for miles uphill in the snow to school, we rode the unprotected meatspin, broke all of our bones, and then we walked for miles uphill back home. Kids these days are so spoiled and pampered!!!

Gumbyyy ,

Meh, the constant threat of being thrown violently out into oblivion was most of the fun!

sfxrlz ,

„Safer“ until you get flung against the metal bar before flying off. Because to get it up to speed you have to stand up.

cows_are_underrated ,

Once the children are a bit bigger they don’t have to stand up to spin it. For smaller children its true.

FelixCress , in New shower 🚿! All yours for 1 kick!

Say what now?

mp3 , in rizztastic
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This is not very demure.

todd_bonzalez , in New shower 🚿! All yours for 1 kick!
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Rarely do I think a shitpost is too contrived, but bro, get some sleep.

ILikeBoobies , (edited ) in Pokémon

Why is lemmy so religious?

BackOnMyBS , in New shower 🚿! All yours for 1 kick!
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Why is this getting downvotes?

FQQD ,
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i already have shower

dual_sport_dork , in Meatspin
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The game was, you’d put one kid in the middle and then everybody else would do their level best to spin the damn thing so fast it would either drill into the Earth’s mantle or take off like a helicopter.

Draconic_NEO , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
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I remember a while back when this was new and someone in a video tried to use it as a coupon and they honored it. I can’t find the link to the video though… 🙁

son_named_bort , in Pokémon

He’s totally wearing a clip-on.

Empricorn , in Meatspin

Like many, we got one going way too fast. But what got me was a rock that shifted underneath it while I was spinning on my back holding on to the middle with my feet. Clocked me in the back of the head, felt like a bullet. I was alright, but it could have been much worse…

bigmclargehuge , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
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Does it come with a 5 sided cookie with a hole in the middle?

_thebrain_ , in Pokémon

I’m not a big Morrissey fan, but he isn’t wrong herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0&t…

OttoVonNoob , in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out

This is on brand for Subway, they have a special talent for making terrible decisions.

nifty , in pisspost
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For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

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