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atyaz , in Unbelievable that you'd post that

I said in a video game

korendian , in makes sense when you think about it

She’s right.

Ichi_matsu ,

And he’s left.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

From a certain point of view.

merc , in providing dad with more toys
solstice , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

dojan , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder
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My groomer spends like 4 hours on my dog. She definitely under charges, because 4 hours with my hairdresser would cost thrice as much.

Drusas ,

Thinking of it that way makes me feel a little better about how much I pay to groom my dogs. I spend about $50 for my own haircut and it takes about half an hour. My dog takes about 4 hours to groom and I do not pay $200 for it (little closer to that number than I would prefer, but that groomer is worth her weight in gold dealing with my big fluff balls).

dojan ,
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Yeah my groomer is amazing. My dog is more than a handful, and he adores her. She does such a good job and takes so much time dealing with him.

Sadly we’re moving soon so we’ll no longer be able to go to her. Been working on getting him accustomed to me doing stuff, and he’s gotten so much better over the years.

He’s a rescue and he absolutely refused to even let anyone touch him behind his shoulders when we got him. Now I can even massage his back feet.

Couple of weeks ago I managed to clip all his nails by myself for the first time. Absolutely magical. 😭

Drusas ,

Aw, it's too bad your dog can't keep the same groomer. Mine are in love with theirs as well.

HughJanus , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

I don’t understand, you prefer your water full of farts?

Thteven ,
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It clearly says the water is fart free. That’s a W in my book.

angelsomething ,

It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

XEAL ,

May I have some frater please

ProfessorZhu , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

Slim, but not zero!

Norgur , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

Regarding the last one: You speak for yourself.

technologicalcaveman , in get genetically doxxed nerd

Look at this bitch and his weak ass genes lmao

imposedsensation , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I’m doing it all wrong–I need to start seeing a pet groomer.

OberonSwanson OP ,
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I plan on making the joke next time I’m in, see how it lands.

SomeBoyo , in Remember

Undertale reference?

aesthelete , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

Kinda makes a fella wonder, I’m not asking any questions.

randomdeadguy , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.
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Perhaps the idea is that condom users are more likely to (eventually) become economically stable enough to support and create a family. Those children directly benefit from their parent(s) and are more likely to learn behaviors from the parent’(s) behaviors, such as safe sex.

The other marketable uses for the condom include its ability to protect the users from diseases.

papalonian , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

I have a pyramid of Truly Lemonade cans maybe 5 or 6 tiers tall. If someone reminds me I'll post it when I get home. Prepare to meet your better

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Teach me, master!

JackGreenEarth , in Remember

What did that say originally?

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