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NorthWestWind , in True story.
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I have lost it way before. Your post does nothing!

Skua , in True story.
CEbbinghaus ,
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XKCD single-handedly saving an entire population

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in I piss in your general direction
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Now the flowers will growwwww

MonkderDritte , in Tea Time

So because i make cold berry tea in summer and think coffee is a tea too, i’m a “crude oil is tea” sort of guy? 🤨

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

What, you don’t enjoy a nice iced crude oil on a hot summers day?

Zehzin ,
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Son, fetch me another can of that crude oil, I’m mighty parched

mossy_ ,

How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

Rolive , in Wakey Wakey Eggs n Bacy

Howtobasic?

Norodix , in Tea Time

I would try some saturn

Sabata11792 ,

Anyone who would say no to a nice hot cup of Saturn is deranged.

ICastFist ,
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It’ll fill you with gases

WereCat ,

I’m for any kind of gastronomy

BackOnMyBS , in ultimate betrayal
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penguins smugly laughing

AstridWipenaugh , in It's real

Skibidi bigidneicjdmsldicjslworbcjxlskbrncjzkvjvhsjdbxis I’M THE SCAT MAN!

Snowpix ,
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Everyone stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you; as a matter of fact, I don’t let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you!

trafficnab ,

I appreciate skibidi toilet, it’s good to know that even across generations, children still yearn for stupid gmod videos

UmeU , (edited ) in It's real

The onion should do a satire version of this article…

#1) BizzBop: a can of soda

#2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard

#3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal.

#4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something.

Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it.

What else y’all got?

Agent641 ,

Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Dust.
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I believe that the consensus on this is that the originator of this post has taken up smoking. Ash is sticky.

CobblerScholar ,

Or aerosolized cooking oil if the house is open enough or possibly vape residue if they vape at all

Zehzin ,
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Taking up smoking also reduces your pulmonary capacity, which makes blowing things harder

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Smoking makes blowing money easier. Touché :)

bstix ,

I’ve never seen sticky ash. I’ve seen completely beige and brown nicotine on walls, but never sticky.

This is more likely due to cooking. If the cooking hood/extractor doesn’t work right or they just haven’t cleaned in a while, the fumes from cooking will cover everything in a thick layer of sticky fat, which is difficult to get rid of with normal cleaning products.

JJROKCZ ,

Cigarette ash absolutely gets sticky from tar. Source: worked in a casino for a decade, have seen dust built up in PC fans and any other airflow device or crevice many times that looks somewhat like fuzzy sludge. Fucking disgusting.

And yes all the beige curtains, walls, etc were white when we first put them in, matter of weeks for a brand new white curtain wrap(used to hide the poles for chandeliers that have camera arrays in them) to turn tan/beige

TrickDacy ,
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You don’t think tar is airborne or sticky? Confidently incorrect.

TwoBeeSan , in ultimate betrayal
nexussapphire ,
cinabongo , in And they say English is bad

Similarly, if a Dutch person ever asks you to “kiss my moist cunt” or (kies mijn mooiste kant), don’t take offence.

fluckx ,

I am stealing this.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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I mean if it’s moist I’m doing something right. Right?

GladiusB ,
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Depends. Is there any money involved?

norimee ,

“Look at the sea” in finish (katso merta) means “dick shit” in Italian (cazzo merda).

driving_crooner , in Dust.
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Because of woke

Tar_alcaran ,

Thanks Obama

artvabas , in And they say English is bad

The play was not fair, in Dutch: de plee was niet ver, means the toilet was not far away😏

camr_on , in Marco
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Can’t believe Ralph would do this 😔😔

gedaliyah OP ,
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Me IRL

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