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norimee , in Choose your fighter

Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

Sylvartas ,

Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

milicent_bystandr ,

Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

NABDad , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

You have to separate boy guinea pigs at 4 weeks of age to keep them from impregnating their mom and sisters.

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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Had a cousin like that

Assman ,
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Roll tide

Pregnenolone ,

You also have only like, 2 days to do it from when you can reasonably tell their sex and between when they become sexually active.

Make a mistake? Prepare to do it all again in eight weeks with 4-6 more

Lumisal ,

Well that’s why people used to eat them

Liz ,

Still do. There’s delicious, but there’s not a not of meat on them.

Lumisal ,

Do they taste like rabbit by chance?

Liz ,

I don’t know! I doubt it. The one I had was pretty greasy, but that easily could have been preparation. I didn’t spend much time in the “eat guinea pigs” part of the world, so I only had one.

brbposting ,

Might’ve been happier not knowing that

brbposting ,

Guess I don’t like guincest

Theme ,

Guinea pigs just like me fr fr

blahsay , in LOCK EM UP

The media teams on here chose poorly with this one…cops aren’t exactly popular

kameecoding ,

More popular than pedo, rapist felons.

blahsay ,

Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

Ilovethebomb ,

Neither are the ACAB dweebs, going from the comments.

fubarx , in I always order Popular Problem.

Thank you, Hummus.

Klear ,

Not a problem

Diplomjodler3 , in LOCK EM UP

Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

Zink ,

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

nichtburningturtle , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂
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Doesn’t nature usually try to avoid that?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Pretty sure it’s why animals fight when mating. If you’re not strong enough to keep your dick in and fight at the same time you don’t get to mate.

jballs ,
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Gettin’ a little rapey there, animal kingdom.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Dick bones don’t exist for funsies!

Excrubulent ,
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Not to mention contra-spiral cloacas.

dalekcaan ,

Ducks have entered the chat

Snowclone ,

Oh… it’s not even a little. Its pretty bad. Just don’t find out about penguins.

cheers_queers ,

we had chickens when i was growing up, and yeah i was traumatized. chickens are HORRIBLE with this and it’s brutal.

Snowclone ,

Inbreeding is a lot more common in other species, humans are the most closely related species on the planet we are VERY suseptible to incest and population collapse. If you look at species around you, like crows or ravens, you’ll find out they’re not just one kind, but multiple unique populations all around your area.

1rre ,

Apart from tigers and a few others which went through even worse bottlenecks

WeeSheep , in Before it's too late!

Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

Fiivemacs ,
PhlubbaDubba ,

Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.

It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe, but have you ever heard anyone else do it? Would YOU do it? If you heard a friend excitedly Tim Allen grunt, would you ever really look at them the same?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yes yes and yes.

It’s a fuckin’ good grunt!

ccunning ,

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

MadBob , in The art critic

Ah, but people often make manual art on a prompt (usually called a brief). It might even be why the text you give an LLM to make an image is called a prompt. I didn’t even get the joke at first because of this.

bruhduh , in LOCK EM UP
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So true bestie pegs you

biggerbogboy , in I always order Popular Problem.

Beans, Gentlemen

AeonFelis , in Before it's too late!

As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…

Dasus , in Before it's too late!
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I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.

I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.

toomanypancakes , in A picture is worth 1000 words
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I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

eRac ,

They are trans.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I figured that’s where they were going with that comment, but didn’t want to assume

I can’t believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that’s a bad thing by any means.

Crackhappy ,
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I didn’t think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

eRac ,

There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

toomanypancakes ,
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Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

hswolf ,
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how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

toomanypancakes , (edited )
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Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that’s so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

SkyezOpen ,

Can’t wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.

eestileib ,
bquintb , in Kids and their computers these days.
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ichbinjasokreativ , in Comfort Kamala (Cum for Kamala)

Cumala

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

no

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Too late

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