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sp3tr4l , in Bananas

I’ve heard this works better if you use a small hammock instead of a hanger.

masterofn001 ,

I use a hammock every day!

My banana is always green and ripe.

Maybe I should shower.

ivanafterall ,
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Keep them swaddled in their own twin bed and they fall right off the bone.

Sam_Bass , in awwww

Food poisoning no doubt

felixwhynot , in Damn it Salmo
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Now I want to know why it crashes!

Irremarkable ,
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It somehow clips with a texture under the floors that nobody knows why it's there, all they know is the game doesn't work if they remove the texture. Something like that, probably.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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We should boot the old 'blivion and figure it out

Iheartcheese ,
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I don’t have the 12 hours to mod it though

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’m sure Bethesda has gotten around to bug fixing it by now /s

LucidNightmare ,

Lucky for us there are now Collections on the Nexus that does all that for you!

I’ve used the Oblivion Rebirth+ and the Steam deck variant. They work swimmingly well!

cmhe ,

It is Oblivion, so the crash might be unrelated.

funkless_eck ,

I dont know but my guess is the script commanding him to escort 5 loves of bread at 10am clashes with his script to eat the bread in the inn at noon and creates an infinite loop where he can’t remove bread from his inventory because it conflicts with the escort mission, can’t escort bread as it’s the wrong object type to be escorted, must remove bread to eat it.

radicalautonomy , (edited ) in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024
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The Feels Good guy has a stick figure hand sticking up out of his arm. I cannot unsee it, and I suspect now neither can you.

tacosplease ,

Why would you burden me with this?

TwoBeeSan ,

Police! This poster right here!

coaxil ,

Ah man, why you do this to me!! Lol

NorthWestWind , in Bananas
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My dad did that, and one day I walked out of my room and saw only peels on the hanger. I looked down and saw 3 naked bananas on the floor.

But they did take longer to spoil. That’s why we forgot about them.

Dozzi92 ,
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I hang mine, not by a hanger that’s weird, but by an old paper tower roll holder that is just three metal arms that I now hang bananas from, which is probably weirder than a hanger. I think they ripen at the same rate, but they don’t get bruised from sitting on a counter or something. I happen to prefer my bananas with splotchy peels.

Anyway, also have totally come into my kitchen to peels agape, banana meat exposed for the world to see, dangling as though they’d been sentenced for murder in the Old West.

JusticeForPorygon , (edited ) in The politics are better where it is wetter
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IIRC If the president doesn’t sign a bill it is automatically passed, only requiring a >50% majority. The president has to take action in order to veto a bill, and only then does Congress have to have a 2/3 majority to override the veto

Yes, I know, I’m fun at parties, but it’s important to know how your government works, assuming you’re from the US, that is.

Edit: according to USA.gov:

…if the president does not sign off on a bill and it remains unsigned when Congress is no longer in session, the bill will be vetoed by default. This action is called a pocket veto, and it cannot be overridden by Congress.

But according to congress.gov

If the president declines to either sign or veto it – that is, he does not act on it in any way – then it becomes law without his signature (except when Congress has adjourned under certain circumstances).

So what exactly are the “certain circumstances”?

Wereduck ,

It looks like the synthesis of those two seemingly contradictory things is: If Congress is still in session after the 10 day grace period for the president to sign it has passed, the bill is treated as signed and becomes law. However if the 10 day grace period goes by and Congress is no longer in session at the end of that period, the bill is treated as vetoed.

Another approach: Does nibbling on it count as a signature?

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Gonna have to pass that one to the Supreme Court. Does the sitting president have a Yacht the justices could borrow for a week or so?

variants , in The politics are better where it is wetter

I touched a huge isopod the other day, they have a tough shell

Echinoderm , in Bananas

The bananas won’t be fooled, because everyone knows that bananas are straight until they get picked and the banana bender puts the bend in them.

themakara , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
GluWu , in Bananas

Bananas don’t grow on trees, they are berries that grow off a stem.

lugal ,

I remember vaguely from biology class that banana plants look like trees but are quite fragile indeed

curiousaur , in The art critic

Several.

adespoton , in awwww

The fork lift is just doing its job….

nightofmichelinstars ,

My head knows this but somehow it still hits the feels

RustyEarthfire , in Bananas

For anyone wondering, this doesn’t actually work, because the bananas will realize they are upside-down.

https://i.imgur.com/LElhOef.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,

Statocytes, my man.

brbposting ,

They’re just happy to see you

cheddar ,
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That’s why you should cover them. If they don’t have any visual references to the horizon, their vestibular system will trick them into thinking they are upside down.

BlueMagma ,

You meant to say “trick them into thinking they are NOT upside down” :-D

solarbabies ,
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This is getting too philosophical.

SaharaMaleikuhm ,

What if they are Australian Bananas?

MargotRobbie ,
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Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia’s banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland…

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

I’m a Queenslander! Only joking, I’m just brain damaged.

LogicalDrivel , in Bananas
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Gestrid ,

Yeah, it’s probably more like a chemical reaction of some kind. Like how some flowers close at night.

mesamunefire , in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

This latest debacle is making my department move from windows to Linux. We were already planning it very slowly but then everything crashed at the same time…and all our other services worked except the ones on windows boxes. We can’t afford downtime so it was decided.

kautau ,

I don’t know how CrowdStrike works on Linux, but it’s worth remembering that if it’s a kernel level driver like it is on windows, and they release a driver that crashes the Linux kernel, there’s a chance for the same thing to happen.

frog_brawler ,

CrowdStrike absolutely fucked Linux in the past.

ramble81 ,

Thank you for mentioning that. I really hate how people on here think Linux is some panacea that will magically solve everything. It too it just another tool that depends on how it’s used. CrowdStrike exists for Linux, and it was crashing systems a few months ago.

The bigger issue is most people who use Linux know what they’re doing. There are a lot of competent Windows Administrators too who didn’t have issues or were able to recover them in a timely manner. What happens though is you have a very large set of people who just need a computer, need is secured and don’t know how to administer or manage it. Doesn’t matter if they’re running Linux, or Windows, they’ll always have the greatest problems. They just happen to use Windows because it offers better Enterprise support options and usability. One day, Linux may be that, but I guarantee it won’t fix all of those pebkac issues.

frog_brawler ,

I mostly agree. As someone that’s worked with both Windows and Linux for over 15 years, I think we need to ask the question of “why do we see so many incompetent admins?”

If you aren’t paying people enough to give a shit about what they are doing, they won’t.

themeatbridge ,

The answer is that companies are unwilling to allocate sufficient budget to infrastructure. So anyone competent leaves either because either there is better pay elsewhere, or they don’t want to be held responsible for the shoestring shitshow that companies are willing to pay for.

kautau ,

Which is sort of the reason crowdstrike is so popular in the first place. Technically inept leaders want to check a “secure” box in their infrastructure presentation to the board, and certainly don’t want to hire an actual cybersecurity team alongside what they already consider to be an expensive IT team. (Granted they can’t do the mental work of realizing that basically every one of their employee uses a computer every day for hours at a time, and connects to vast networks of computers sitting in datacenters). So to save money, and seeing the legally binding contract, they use crowdstrike.

mesamunefire ,

I personally get nervous when any software wants to mess with drivers unless it’s graphic drivers.

For work we don’t plan on using cloud strike. We needed to get everything up asap and the os allowed us to do so quickly. Seemingly unrelated systems and Azure was all down for quite some time.

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