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imaqtpie , in Have you tried getting down?
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991? Bruh

Luci ,
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Don’t be a shitlord, that’s the medical emergency number for Brunei

imaqtpie ,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol I even checked here to avoid this very situation. Unfortunately I did not think to check Brunei.

Sumimasen

Luci ,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Haha that’s where I found this out too

TheRealLinga ,

Damn I didn’t even notice. Totally read it as 911

PabloPicasshole , in spritz

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

Trundle ,

“Is Pepsi okay?”

:/

aslaii , in It's a choice

I don’t ever drink, not even one cup. I just don’t like it. I need to think better excuses than just saying plain “no”.

WoodenBleachers ,
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I’m dieting. I’m on some medication. Ah, just don’t like the taste. Got drunk one time and had a bad experience. I’m driving later. Someone I knew was an alcoholic. No thanks, ate something earlier and it’ll taste weird. But it’s not a shameful thing to just say no.

o0joshua0o ,

I am not opposed to drinking, but the prices for drinks at bars, restaurants and especially concerts are usually so high that I can’t justify the expense. So I usually volunteer to be the designated driver. If you tell people you’re the designated driver, no one will pressure you to drink, and you will probably get free soft drinks all night.

imadullboy ,
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Seriously, I don’t get how anyone can drink that shit and enjoy it? Any time I’ve tried it just feels I’m swallowing a mouthful of acid. To each their own I guess, but to me I don’t know if I could stomach enough of it to ever get drunk

stochasticity ,

You really don’t. You don’t want to. That’s all.

ReCursing , in We got a competition
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Don't threaten me with a good time!

MurphysPaw , in We got a competition

Swordfight!

0x4E4F , in The Top 5 Reasons My Son Will Not Fight With a Robot in a Cage Match
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Quick question, what kind of a name is Elon, it sounds like something taken from a white appliances brand.

“Trust us, once you try the Elon 4000, you won’t be able to live without it!”

Akasazh ,
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something taken from a white appliances brand.

X Æ A-12

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

What is that supposed to mean 🤨?

Mercival ,

The name of one of Elon’s latest misbegotten hellspawns.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Jesus, he really named the kid that 🤦… poor kid. How do you even pronounce that.

abbadon420 ,

Bob

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

You already got an answer, but your username reminded me of that godawful name they chose…

loz , in Clarification

Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet’s penis at the usual rate?

hitwright , in Sugar helth

For people who don’t know. Sweet piss smell is associated primarely with STIs and Diabetes. Anon likely is shit out of luck.

Racingradar OP ,

I don’t think we have to worry about STI’s in this case.

bernieecclestoned ,

The most common cause of urethritis is a lack of hygiene near the genitals which causes parasites to enter the urethra…

Scoutbravo , in Sugar helth

Anon already on type 5 diabetes

Racingradar OP ,

Better then these normies stuck on type 2, anon true god.

grillgamesh0028 , in Good boy
@grillgamesh0028@lemmy.world avatar

where is the dog tax, OP?

WE NEED THE FLOOFER PICS!!!

PrivateNoob , in Never been more confused

I mean the right bag seems more like red to me tbf

Black616Angel , in right place, right time

Yeah, I doubt the “live for free in the metaverse” part. If there even will be a real usable metaverse, it won’t be free.

rob_t_firefly , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
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None of these. You wouldn’t be in a human bed, you’d be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.

The living situation with a centaur wouldn’t be comfortable, but it’d certainly be stable.

Pinklink ,

Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?

ZombiFrancis ,

You did it. Followed through and everything.

habanhero , in Never forget

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Pinklink ,

Bitch ima quarter-ass four things. Somebody stop me

Sloth , in Gotta get that calcium

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