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Llamabrodog , in lightly cummed on

LIGHTLY?!?!? THAT’S LIGHTLY?!?!?

shittymorph , in Mild cases of death

The author here makes it sound like contracting mumps and/or encephalitis is a “choice.” But what they leave out, an important detail… like how about a child’s natural immunity?!? Besides, you don’t want an injection to cause autism or worse, a peanut allergy that deprives your young child from the joys of peanut butter jelly sandwiches for the rest of their life.

Realistically, aren’t we all a little tired of big pharma shoving these hard-to-pronounce ingredients and microchips into our God-given flesh?! So I challenge you, to do the research and truly decipher the right choice for your young children. It’s critically important; vaccine injuries can happen. Just look at what happened in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

Muddobbers ,

If you’re the real guy, I am so happy to see you here.

Surp ,
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Even if he is the guy let’s not let this be like reddit where if someone else does the meme they get down voted. Anything reddit did can fuck off here in our new place.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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I don’t think the Hallmark Channel runs only Christmas movies all year round.

dingus182 OP ,
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didn’t say, only… nearly.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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Well I’d argue that’s not quite true either. I checked Hallmark’s programming into the near future and it looks like this is a “Christmas-in-July” thing. There are Christmas movies in August, but they’re more sparsely spread out throughout the week.

Unfortunately, I’m really speaking from experience. My grandmother watches it all day, so I vaguely know what kind of programming they have.

Also, even if there was a fully Christmas channel, its existence wouldn’t really be indicative that the majority of Americans are Christmas-obsessed, just enough to have a cable TV channel. There’s also a science fiction channel, but I wouldn’t use its existence to argue anything more than that there exist enough people with enough interest to warrant a sci-fi channel.

I guess my point is… I’m inclined to agree that it’s strange that many Americans are so interested in Christmas. I’m also inclined to agree that Americans are obsessed with religion and ramming “traditional” values down everyone’s throats. But I disagree that your image is necessarily an indicator of that obsessiveness. The plethora of Evangelical Christian channels would probably be a better example.

0x4E4F , in Oldie but a goody
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Nope, never happened to me… maybe it’s because I don’t have any of that stuff.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I won’t lie, I’m curious how bad it could be on a scale on 1-10.

0x4E4F ,
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Probably like an 8 or a 9… I’ve had my banjo string torn like twice, wasn’t nearly as bad, probably like a 4 or a 5… a lot of blood, you’re like “wtf happened, did I fucking murder her 😳”, since I thought it was from the other party. But, still, it wasn’t that bad, like having a minor self-circumcision.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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This is one of worst things I’ve read before bed lol, now I can’t stop picturing how bad it could be. But you also learn a new term everyday.

0x4E4F ,
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Trust me, it really isn’t that bad… it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn’t that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I’d have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet 😂. Now, it’s just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra’s opening and the frenulum 😒.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Lol Ahhh this story keeps getting worse. 🤣

0x4E4F ,
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🤷 🤣

Ronno , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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Well no, not here (NL).
But I am not surprised that this is a thing in the USA

kurdunkaroo , in It's a choice

I cannot drink anymore due to a medical condition. Tbh I don’t think I really started having fun until I stopped

Buffalox , in Mild cases of death

For sure instead of having your child scarred for life from a vaccine like the picture shows, a mild case of death is preferable.

Stay safe out there, vaccines contain stuff with long words that sound dangerous. There are also many rumors that vaccines can cause all sorts of weird things you wouldn’t believe.

In case you wonder, this is sarcasm.

kadu ,
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Just yesterday I was about to eat an orange from the supermarket, but then someone told me these contain (2R)-2-[(1S)-1,2-dihydroxyethyl]-3,4-dihydroxy-2H-furan-5-one. I mean seriously, I can’t even pronounce this - the question is who benefits from adding these chemicals to our fruits? The government?

Luckily for me though, I replaced oranges with a healthy dose of Cheerios™ and I’m feeling very healthy and refreshed.

TonyTonyChopper ,

Chemist here, no clue what this was at first glance. Hell’s bells IUPAC names for organic molecules are ugly. It’s ascorbic acid.

kadu ,
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That’s why we biologists don’t ever touch IUPAC names.

Does it come from an orange? Great, now it’s called orangy acid. Works fine for us.

What’s that? Sugar from a fruit? Fructose. Don’t bother us.

Facebook , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

Meanwhile, Threads is stronger than ever. Try Threads today!

Maturin ,

Here I was thinking we didn’t need awards and the like, but minds change

rockSlayer ,

I think awards would be fun. They wouldn’t have to cost anything either

mythos ,

Might be fun if everyone got like 1 gold every couple weeks to give out. That way they’d still sorta be meaningful

Blastoid5000 ,
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Or for example, you get a special award for 100 comments to give away.

MysteriousSophon21 ,

I love this idea, this would drive up engagement from power users!

TheRedSpade ,

It would also drive up meaningless and irrelevant comments.

glibg10b ,

This

Rodeo ,

Meta

Dazed_Confused , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Well, I deleted my account, so there is no going back to reddit. Also discussions here seem better for me for some reason.

flameguy21 ,
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Less people = less assholes

drasticpotatoes ,

Less assholes = less shit.

expatriado ,

less shit = need fiber

Emerald ,

need fiber = something no vegan has ever said

Uniquitous ,

*fewer

Desistance , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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I knew it was Hallmark channel before I even seen the screenshot. All they do is their own self produced Christmas movies.

dingus182 OP ,
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Consider that hot female protagonist, and the struggle with the male protagonist and the limit of time for the christian holiday? So much struggle.

007v2 , in Make new memes?

We already worked so hard making the first set!

OberonSwanson OP ,
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Yup might as well run em back through the dishwasher and reuse.

007v2 ,

New site, who dis?

DirkMcCallahan , in Make new memes?

I got Bronchitis.

cantstopthesignal , in lightly cummed on

Was it a 2 liter of diet cum

jerkjaguar , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...

I’m pretty sure my wife’s grandmother only watches this Hallmark channel

dingus182 OP ,
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Not sure anyone else watches this channel.

Duranie ,

I work with hospice patients, and Hallmark is one of the more popular channels I see on in homes (the others being Game Show network, Food Network, anything showing old sitcoms, and Fox News.) I’ve even known some families to use their Christmas in July programming to let Grandma/pa think they made it to one more Christmas so that maybe they’d let go.

InfiniWheel , in NOOOOOOO

Isn’t the purpose of those to make the mouse stay still for decapitation?

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