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Creazle OP , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants
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Thurii ,

I have a question I need answered before I can choose: would gravity mean the half horse/half centaur stands with all six legs on the ground? I failed centaur physics, so please ELI5 :/

TheYear2525 , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants

Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.

EfficaciousSkink , in Like bath time
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Back in the '90s everything messed up was “gay.” The teacher won’t let you turn in late homework, that’s gay. Recess was cut short by a fire alarm, so gay.

I thought we’d moved past that immaturity.

Ensign_Crab ,

It’s almost as though “woke” is being used as a euphemism for something that people can no longer say without getting pushback.

yesman ,

Woke is the exact same criticism the right has had for the left for about 60 years. Before it was “woke”, it was “politically correct”, and before it was politically correct it was “bleeding-heart”.

Conservatives love to recycle, at least when it comes to ideals.

RocksForBrains , in Like bath time

Reality is hard for conservatives, they have to invent new cope every day

grue ,

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

Hextic , in Like bath time

“Down here, Woke is a way of life.” “Obviously the environment down here is all woke. The ceiling is woke, the floor is woke, the walls are woke, and to an extent the air is woke. And you breathe that in, and you constantly taste the woke.”

RickRussell_CA ,
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wat

ClemInFrench ,
RickRussell_CA ,
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Context, sweet sweet salty context!

Foresight ,

No in the west it’s people obsessed with identity politics typically held by liberals who are constantly perma offended

dangblingus ,

2012 called, it wants its unproductive and boring observation back.

Foresight ,

Funny however it is true

dangblingus ,

Doubling down on it doesn’t trigger the libs, friend. Go touch some grass.

Hextic ,

West?

Only Russians are so obsessed with “the decadent west”.

Why the fuck aren’t you mobilized yet?

Dingus93 ,

You can walk the woke but can you woke the walk? Check mate, curious!

0x4E4F , in Every. Damn. Time.
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Walk in on your mom while she’s changing a few times and just stay there, like, not even being embarased… she’ll get around, trust me 👍.

redditcunts , in How did crocs come back?

Comfy and I couldn’t give a shit what you think. You should smell less I don’t have the issue.

DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

howdy , in Posting images from my meme folder until c/lemmyshitpost gets 10000 subscribers / Day 1
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electrogamerman , in How did crocs come back?

Crocs dont make your feet smell. Bad hygiene makes your feet smell

TragicNotCute , in No, his name is Prince.. A Nigerian Prince.
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I know we’re shit posting, but this is 22 billion dollars. More pics and detail here. joe.ie/…/pics-this-pile-of-cash-worth-22bn-was-fo…

contextual_somebody ,

It’s only $207 Million

www.snopes.com/fact-check/drug-money/

“$1 billion in $100 bills would be 10,000 feet tall – imagine 10 Eiffel Towers stacked on top of each other.”

donut4ever ,

Does that mean all these rich people have just numbers and there aren’t actual currency that can cover all of it. Let’s say every billionaire wanted to cash out, would there be this much cash in the system at all?

juliebean ,

correct. the latest numbers from the federal reserves estimates the total value of all physical US currency in circulation at about $2.3 trillion. meanwhile, this analysis of data from forbes puts the combined wealth of US billionaires at about $4.2 trillion as of April 2021, and that number has almost certainly risen since then. billionaires don’t run on cash, they run on manipulating numbers in computer systems, and most of their wealth is in the forms of stocks and such, rather than money in a bank account anyways.

ezmack , in Will that straighten us out?

One time I wrote a desperate email to my English teacher. Let me do some extra credit anything to not take the class again. He corrected all my spelling and grammar mistakes, attached a picture of my attendance record, and told me to go fuck myself

elouboub , in Job interview be like
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Interviewer: What's your biggest flaw?

Interviewee: I'm too direct.

Interviewer: I don't think that's a real prob-

Interviewee: I don't give a fuck what you think.

goodnessme , in how it feels to be on Lemmy rn

It does feel very fresh, indeed!

Chev , in Will that straighten us out?

Honestly that sounds cheap. The professor probably earns more per hour than that.

How much time would it probably cost him to teach the student, to get his grades straight? 10-20 hours? Double that worth his salary and maybe it will be worth for him. Lets say he would normally earn 25€/h x 10-20 x 2 = 500-1000€

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