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Ryan213 , in lightly cummed on
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… By a horse.

reversebananimals , in Rice is the best

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Ryan213 ,
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Too bad Mitch can’t eat any more. 😭 RIP

deepdivedylan , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish 🐟

gedaliyah , in Ancestral math
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I hate to break it to you but a lot of those are the same people.

eestileib ,

I was gonna say “I went to high school in Alabama and the math just doesn’t work out that way”

Elephant0991 , in The toilet never survives
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That’s a shit post, man.

MurphysPaw , in Great. I'm a mouse.

This is cruel.

Mrkawfee , in Great. I'm a mouse.

This is much too real.

sharun , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Is lemmy.ml down now? 🤔

MurphysPaw , in NOOOOOOO

Anything can be icing if you squeeze it hard enough!

abbadon420 , in Have you tried getting down?

Get down boogie

abbadon420 , in the way i fantasized unhealthily about this when working retail

“to kilometers in front of a rude customer” what kind of sentence is that?!

Ery ,
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Glad i’m not the only one who read that way at first lmao

BROOT , in Great. I'm a mouse.

I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Have you finished all the 7-A forms yet?

Ryumast3r ,

Now, are you going to go ahead and have those T.P.S. reports for us this afternoon?

BROOT ,

I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler

josephos , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Eh, might just be all the bots getting removed.

PlaidBaron , in Ancestral math
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4094 divided by 2 is 2047 male anscestors. The average volume of semen per ejaculation is roughly 3 mL on average.

2047 x 3 is 6141 mL of cum or 6.14 L of cum or about a gallon and a half.

The average fuel efficiency for cars in the US (sorry Europeans) is 25 mpg. This means if cum had the same energy density as gasoline you could travel roughly 37.5 miles on all the cum your male anscestors produced in the last 400 years.

odium ,

That’s only one ejaculation per male ancestor. You can safely assume that the average male ancestor ejaculated more than once. This would increase the distance traveled using the cum energy.

MereTit ,

L/theydidthemath

stebo02 ,
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l/foundthemobileuser teehee

blackluster117 , in Great. I'm a mouse.
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Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can’t deal with on a Sunday morning.

GladiusB ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c7fb1fe1-cc12-429b-be02-5cd308cd5373.jpeg

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