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Ronno , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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Well no, not here (NL).
But I am not surprised that this is a thing in the USA

kurdunkaroo , in It's a choice

I cannot drink anymore due to a medical condition. Tbh I don’t think I really started having fun until I stopped

Buffalox , in Mild cases of death

For sure instead of having your child scarred for life from a vaccine like the picture shows, a mild case of death is preferable.

Stay safe out there, vaccines contain stuff with long words that sound dangerous. There are also many rumors that vaccines can cause all sorts of weird things you wouldn’t believe.

In case you wonder, this is sarcasm.

kadu ,
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Just yesterday I was about to eat an orange from the supermarket, but then someone told me these contain (2R)-2-[(1S)-1,2-dihydroxyethyl]-3,4-dihydroxy-2H-furan-5-one. I mean seriously, I can’t even pronounce this - the question is who benefits from adding these chemicals to our fruits? The government?

Luckily for me though, I replaced oranges with a healthy dose of Cheerios™ and I’m feeling very healthy and refreshed.

TonyTonyChopper ,

Chemist here, no clue what this was at first glance. Hell’s bells IUPAC names for organic molecules are ugly. It’s ascorbic acid.

kadu ,
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That’s why we biologists don’t ever touch IUPAC names.

Does it come from an orange? Great, now it’s called orangy acid. Works fine for us.

What’s that? Sugar from a fruit? Fructose. Don’t bother us.

Facebook , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

Meanwhile, Threads is stronger than ever. Try Threads today!

Maturin ,

Here I was thinking we didn’t need awards and the like, but minds change

rockSlayer ,

I think awards would be fun. They wouldn’t have to cost anything either

mythos ,

Might be fun if everyone got like 1 gold every couple weeks to give out. That way they’d still sorta be meaningful

Blastoid5000 ,
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Or for example, you get a special award for 100 comments to give away.

MysteriousSophon21 ,

I love this idea, this would drive up engagement from power users!

TheRedSpade ,

It would also drive up meaningless and irrelevant comments.

glibg10b ,

This

Rodeo ,

Meta

Dazed_Confused , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Well, I deleted my account, so there is no going back to reddit. Also discussions here seem better for me for some reason.

flameguy21 ,
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Less people = less assholes

drasticpotatoes ,

Less assholes = less shit.

expatriado ,

less shit = need fiber

Emerald ,

need fiber = something no vegan has ever said

Uniquitous ,

*fewer

Desistance , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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I knew it was Hallmark channel before I even seen the screenshot. All they do is their own self produced Christmas movies.

dingus182 OP ,
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Consider that hot female protagonist, and the struggle with the male protagonist and the limit of time for the christian holiday? So much struggle.

007v2 , in Make new memes?

We already worked so hard making the first set!

OberonSwanson OP ,
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Yup might as well run em back through the dishwasher and reuse.

007v2 ,

New site, who dis?

DirkMcCallahan , in Make new memes?

I got Bronchitis.

cantstopthesignal , in lightly cummed on

Was it a 2 liter of diet cum

jerkjaguar , in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...

I’m pretty sure my wife’s grandmother only watches this Hallmark channel

dingus182 OP ,
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Not sure anyone else watches this channel.

Duranie ,

I work with hospice patients, and Hallmark is one of the more popular channels I see on in homes (the others being Game Show network, Food Network, anything showing old sitcoms, and Fox News.) I’ve even known some families to use their Christmas in July programming to let Grandma/pa think they made it to one more Christmas so that maybe they’d let go.

InfiniWheel , in NOOOOOOO

Isn’t the purpose of those to make the mouse stay still for decapitation?

Ryan213 , in lightly cummed on
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… By a horse.

reversebananimals , in Rice is the best

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Ryan213 ,
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Too bad Mitch can’t eat any more. 😭 RIP

deepdivedylan , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish 🐟

gedaliyah , in Ancestral math
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I hate to break it to you but a lot of those are the same people.

eestileib ,

I was gonna say “I went to high school in Alabama and the math just doesn’t work out that way”

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