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CharlieMurphy OP , in Just a thought

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/61b86071-a4da-40af-9064-94545e2d1472.webpI honestly can’t tell if stuff is posting properly sometimes…getting the pics <100kb is a challenge for me. Well…that was a shitty attempt at a shitpost.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I like a challenge, it’s a little fuzzy, but here’s one that’s just slightly over 10kb.

https://jamie.moe/pictrs/image/b1d85ced-28fe-4cc2-bf47-b396a4e9b6c8.webp

Mr_Blott ,

I seeeeee. This would be why there was a Windows app for shrinking pic filesizes trending on a certain 1337 site yesterday

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I’m on Linux using ffmpeg on the command line. No Windows or GUIs in sight in this process.

Mr_Blott ,

How do you know when someone uses Linux…

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

They will tell you. BTW, I use Linux Mint.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Out of curiosity, what's the 100kb thing?

GottaChangeMyName ,

You can upload max 100kb (~0.1MB) of Data

CharlieMurphy OP ,

If you create a post from choosing a file, if it is over 100kb, it will not load; and you get a warning saying the file size is too large.

badbrainstorm , in that will show those libs
@badbrainstorm@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, I know this dude! This is Dave Foleys inbred cousin, Billy

Ilovethebomb , in that will show those libs

I bet that smells great.

Donjuanme , in Lovely Neighborhood

Not sure what this has to do with the neighborhood. Y’all want to open the door for slut-shaming?

0x4E4F , in I Think I Got The Wrong Movie
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Yeah, like me with Shaving Private Ryan.

Psaldorn ,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

IDK, might have been, it was a long time ago.

lowleveldata , in it's about damn time

How. Tell me right now.

db2 , in 🤔🤔

Is that the chicken man?

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Chicken Brent

Moof_Kenubi , in wua?

$120 JUST FOR THAT HAT?!

oh I’m not wearing that part

ArugulaZ , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

robocall , in It’s nice to be alone
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

So do they speak American at home?

expatriado ,

yes, and people in Portugal speak Brazilian

Selmafudd ,

Ummm I think you’ll find both speak Spanish

WarmSoda ,

You’ve obviously never been to New Mexico

Jmr ,

Is that where the speak heisenburgian?

CaptainEffort ,

What? No, they speak New Mexican

Matthew ,

Doesn’t everyone?

MrSlicer ,

I’ve yet to see a movie where this isn’t true.

OsakaWilson , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

I believe there was a book in the 80s called Sniglets that made up words for things and this was one of them. I didn’t remember what it was called. Any or all of this memory could be wrong.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

All words are made up

OsakaWilson ,

Most of them were not made up recently, and in a book of words made up for that book.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

What’s that got to do with it

OsakaWilson ,

Being naturally occuring or contrived influences their legitimacy and staying power.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You win again reality

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in urinal

So, uh, what’s in the bottom right of the picture?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Penis.

june ,

I hope so

shinigamiookamiryuu , in stop asking for a karma system

In a way I agree. In my experience with Reddit, the closest you’ll get to posting somewhere with zero downvote risk is in r/CasualConversation, and even there, there have been times I’ve had fate handed to me because of some form of bad influence. There was one question where I basically got called a narcissist for, of all things, asking for advice on what makes an apology good, and ended up getting the short end of the karma stick.

Liz ,

Sometimes things get weird with upvotes and downvotes. I’ve been downvoted for pointing out that RCV still has spoilers, which is just a mathematical fact, but people don’t like bad news.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

I got banned from a subreddit for disagreeing with a mod’s comment. Asked him what rule I broke and he ignored me. lol

rynzcycle , in urinal

This is pretty standard if you work at a dive bar. Pint glasses over the sink drains and ice in the urinals. Otherwise the whole place smells and the flies have taken over by morning.

XPost3000 , in After extensive personal research

Yamaha’s pianos sound way better than their motorcycles

BigJim ,

You take that back

Kolanaki ,
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Now I gotta go see if someone has sampled Yamaha bike sounds into a Yamaha keyboard to make a song with.

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