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cakeslayer , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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This, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm

squiblet , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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Unfortunately, I can’t eat wheat so I would severely regret eating a sleeve of saltines. Non-immunogenic saltines though, sure!

VonCesaw ,

Honestly saltines are probably the only food I can imagine made of wheat where alternatives made of literally anything else will be the same eating experience

masterspace , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

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teft , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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It doesn’t have everything the body needs.

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Hank , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp

DoomsdaySprocket , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

My cats will try and murder me for these, they give no shits about any other crackers or human non-meat food, but I’ve had one literally try and eat one out of my mouth. Makes me question what’s really in them….

SOB_Van_Owen ,

Had a cat that dearly loved noodles. Would climb all over you for a strand of spaghetti.

ICE_WALRUS ,

A lot of animals are hyper attracted to salt, that could be it. I know a deer will lick your dried piss off a rock for some salt from my days camping.

kofe ,

That’s really not good for cats iirc; I think they’re super sensitive to salt

Taleya , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

Mmm saladas

FartsWithAnAccent , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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Ok, I know you like saltines but have you tried…

R A T I O N S ! ?

ryan , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

mm mm nothing does my body better than sleeve of saltines

NumbersCanBeFun , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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    RamSwamson ,

    I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor 😓

    Riven ,
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    Damn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.

    On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ♥️

    CluckN ,

    Look at this fat cat capitalist with a table. We use to take turns breathing inside McDonalds just to get a whiff of nutrients.

    EmoDuck ,

    Look at Bill Gates over here. We couldn’t even afford nothing. We always had something and it was dreadful

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Ooh lah de dah Elon Musk here with his something. We had to live in a perfect vacuum and hope a quark would pop into existence out of the quantum foam so we could eat it. And we were expected to like it that way.

    Borat ,
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    GrammatonCleric ,
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    Nostagia

    OutlierBlue ,

    I’ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.

    UndefinedIsNotAFunction , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

    Just thought you all would like to know I’m watching the cracker episode of Good Eats.

    get_off_the_phone ,

    Tried to watch it. Why do I have to pay to see it?

    Kolanaki , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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    My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.

    rnviewjthpowrh ,

    It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.

    band_on_the_run , (edited )
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    Buttered saltine club, represent!

    GRENADE_MAGNET ,

    Ok, you have to try them with President brand butter. It’s a cultured butter from France. It’s the most buttery tasting butter my tastebuds have ever tasted. It’s all I buy now.

    I’ve seen it at Publix and Walmart. If you can find it give it a try. It’s better than Kerrygold.

    jballs ,
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    It’s better than Kerrygold.

    I like how you threw this out there expecting all of us to be butter connoisseurs.

    theragu40 ,

    Hey. People that know butter know kerrygold. Stating that it’s better than kerrygold is a bold claim.

    9point6 ,

    You’re now a proto-butter-connoisseur

    It may be a few days, it may be a few weeks, but you’re going to be walking past the dairy section in the supermarket and the golden oblong that is Kerrygold is going to call out to you.

    That said, if you can get lurpak over there, I think I prefer it to Kerrygold personally

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    Plugra master race

    solidgrue ,
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    Are you my kid?

    Hey, empty the dishwasher.

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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    Maybe he’s my kid. We should do a DNA test.

    GrammatonCleric ,
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    I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.

    squiblet ,
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    That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.

    Holytaco6 ,

    My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    My grandma taught me to wash and reuse ziplock bags.

    cakeslayer ,
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    I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.

    BrianTheFirst ,

    It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha

    Kolanaki ,
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    For the disgust or an implied perception I think it’s gross? 🤔

    FWIW: I don’t dislike it; but I prefer PB.

    BrianTheFirst ,

    My personal disgust. It's probably not as bad as I think though, in fact I'm hungry right now and it doesn't sound nearly as bad.

    dingus ,

    I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in/scoop up butter like it’s a dip. It’s good.

    ABC123itsEASY ,

    I mean, American butter or European?

    cocobean ,

    Europe has their own butter too?

    rbos ,
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    You ferment the milk before making butter. Very good. You’re basically making it out of yogurt or sour cream.

    ABC123itsEASY ,

    Yea essentially the requirements to call a product ‘butter’ are stricter in Europe and American butter can have a higher water content / lower fat content than European butter. Check out this video for more info: youtu.be/gBfFpSMvstU

    FlyingSquid ,
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    That doesn’t sound bad.

    SomeAmateur ,

    It goes great with chicken soup!

    toynbee ,

    I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.

    I never claimed to be healthy.

    Veedem , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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    I love a good sleeve of saltines and I’m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.

    planish ,

    I too love sleeve of saltines.

    Usually with cheese.

    BonesOfTheMoon , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

    Unsalted saltines are just wrong though.

    Early_To_Risa OP ,

    Those are just “ines”

    squiblet ,
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    It’s like some sort of absorbent material used to clean up spills

    BonesOfTheMoon ,

    It’s basically wallpaper paste.

    pelley , in Xitter Tanks
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    Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

    letsgocrazy ,

    De Santis

    pelley ,
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    Of course!

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