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BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Outstanding bot.

themoonisacheese , in I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Windows, is in fact, GNU/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Windows.
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The most impressive is a windows machine with 13 days of uptime

unreachable ,
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ObviouslyNotBanana , (edited )
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tbf I regularly have an uptime of 14+ minutes on my gaming rig.

theneverfox ,
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Amateur. My dev laptop restarts about 1.5 times per Windows update, my gaming desktop restarts a couple times a year

It makes you more in touch with the universe. With runtimes lasting months, you get to see how cosmic rays cause new and unexpected “features”. I’ve started to look up solar weather when things start to act extra weird, and it actually lines up

atocci ,
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I'm at 15 on my Minecraft server now, but I'm pretty sure the last restart was intentional also

sockenklaus ,
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I’m not sure if you’re joking or being serious. Long uptimes are not an issue anymore on Windows.

scottywh ,

Except occasionally when you factor in the automatic forced updates and resulting required reboots.

drekly ,

I haven’t had that since like xp or vista days. Just told it to do it when I ask and it always does.

rambaroo ,

You can turn those off with the pro version.

scottywh ,

Lol… I’ve worked in IT for over 25 years… I’m aware.

RogueBanana ,

So you do know that isn’t a problem then…

scottywh ,

It’s absolutely a problem… For some people.

whileloop ,
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I once saw a computer at my workplace with over a year of uptime…

theoware ,

Quite normal for a laptop, since it can use Windows Modern Standby (if it works)

The_Mixer_Dude ,

I have 3 windows machines in my house that are over 50 days running right now

InvaderDJ ,

It’s also an unimportant stat considering that any modern, well configured Windows machine should have reboot times of under a minute.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

Thing is there are so few things to count against Windows compared to MacOS or Linux, they need to make the most minor of inconveniences seem astronomical by comparison. “Haha you have to install a security update you can delay for 5 weeks that takes 4 seconds to install”

InvaderDJ ,

Nowadays especially so. It’s like Android vs iOS. Both OSes are good and now so are Windows, Linux and macOS. Use whatever you prefer, just know how to use it so you don’t blow up non-issues.

1847953620 ,

Windows updates are particularly under-tested

themoonisacheese ,
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In January of last year MS put out a kb that would repeatedly reboot your machine if it was an active directory controller, or if it was a hyper-v host it would refuse to turn on VMs, if you were running 2012 R2.

Not only this is bullshit for a production os (like this is 5 minutes of testing, come on), it took them several months to put out a corrective KB. In the mean time, all you could do was not install it and try to uninstall it on hosts that would reboot repeatedly. It’s windows server so it doesn’t nag you for updates but still.

batmaniam ,

It’s the “you can delay” bit. It’s MY machine. If I don’t want the update so be it. I get the windows os is a liscence not a purchase, so they have every right. That doesn’t mean I have to like it, and I’m happy there are alternatives. That permeates through the whole OS. If theres software I don’t want, just because I don’t like the name, I can remove it.

That might not matter to you, but it matters to a lot of people. Enough, in fact, to build an maintain multiple operating systems, as it turns out.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

If your fine want updates you can literally just… Duane them through group policy. But that’s not a good idea. What they are forcing are security updates. You really want those. They don’t take very long at all and their effectiveness increases based on how many people are up to date. The more people who are up to date the more difficult and expensive it is to create malicious software, it also becomes more difficult to spread malicious software to begin with.

batmaniam ,

That sounds very much more convoluted than what I’m doing now, which also allows me to not have polls on what my favorite BBQ side dish is in my menu options. So again, happy it works for you, but I’ll stick to linux thanks.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

What?

batmaniam ,

What what? Do you mean about how windows is putting surveys around that random cooking channel type stuff in the search bar? In in US I can promise yes that happens. And in regards to what you mentioned about disabling updates, I can’t do that a usual usuer.

So again I say: Cool. All within your rights. But I’m out.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

What? We were talking about updates and now something completely different? I have like 7 windows 11 machines none are making me fill out polls. What search bar are you even talking about?

batmaniam ,

I get random stuff in my windows search bar trying to drag me into bing. Maybe you didn’t get one but I absolutely got something among my list of programs after hitting start. Not a “tile” or what ever it’s called, literally interspersed among the list of programs.

And my broader point is: I’m glad it works for you, but again, there’s enough people that don’t like it that they made their own. It’s not a superiority thing, it’s just the fact that if there’s enough people to build and maintain multiple OS, then there must be features that they want that Windows wasn’t offering.

Again, the best OS is the one that works for you, but Linux distros don’t exist just for the fun of it (except weird ones like Hannah Montana I guess…) or to just be a re-skinned windows.

The_Mixer_Dude ,

Search bar? You disable that on install. You don’t really use the start bar anymore either. Everyone I know just hits the windows key and types the first couple letters and hits enter I don’t really look at what’s on the start bar

batmaniam ,

Glad you found something that worked! I solved the problem by not installing. That works better for me.

Ashe ,

I recently took down a Windows server for a reboot at 1300 days uptime

jcg ,

It hadn’t been updated in 3.5 years? And the UPS (I’m assuming it had one) battery lasted that long too?

elscallr ,
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It hadn’t been updated in 3.5 years?

Remarkably common for more Exchange or AD servers then you’d be comfortable knowing about

XTornado ,

Hibernation baby!

GreenMario ,

Sleep, Data.

hamid , in The Dope Fiend

me irl

kozel , in Uh, just a hint of an accent

Once I met a Slovak guy with clearly polish surname, so I asked him wether he had polish ancestors. He genuinely didn’t get why would I think something like that…

weeabooextract ,

Maybe because Slovak and Polish are both West Slavic languages? So they are similar.

kozel ,

As a west Slav (Moravian) myself, I’m usually able to distinguish these two, especially in written form. The meme shows the characteristics of polish quite realistically.

Pringles , in Names for different positions on the couch

My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.

WorldieBoi , in Warn a brother

meme cemetery

TonyTonyChopper ,
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memes with the punchline in the post title

thechadwick , in Uno reverse 🔁

I’m so tired of these woke CEOs and their snowflake whining over misgendering their companies. There’s the name that a company is assigned at birth, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to change the way I’ve always called them (for my whole life and ALL of god-fearing Christian history) because some liberal snowflake CEO one-day wakes up and simply declares, “twitter is now X” ffs.

The facts of the birth incorporation certificate, DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS little pissant mUsK… GET OVER IT!

/s since satire is dead.

HawlSera ,

Mr. Pibb, Dr. Robotnik, Sierra Mist, I’m not using your woke “Pibb Extra, Dr. Eggman, Starry” nonsense!

Nepenthe ,
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Oh, that's what that was about? I honestly just assumed Starry was some crap knock-off that the restaurant just happened to have that day. Not really sure what the motive would be or why they'd expect the reaction to rebranding a nearly 20yr old product would be any other assumption. I'm going to disagree with them. They should be glad I'm not calling them Sprite.

HawlSera ,

Yeah… I thought the same, that it was some knock-off company’s bootleg Sprite, wasn’t a very good idea, especially since the product packaging looks like Sprite’s

Yendor ,

“The Chaser” is a satire site. You’re getting really angry over something that never happened.

lennybird ,
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Ugh, it hurts that there are losers out there who say this shit unironically.

CrypticCoffee , in Skibidi Romper

The most literal shitpost.

WhipTheLlama , in Seal break and enter

I don’t think getting seals out of your home is part of marine biologist training. He might be better-equipped to identify the species of seal and lecture on its mating habits.

balls_expert ,

They get out through the door like yourself idiot human

_cerpin_taxt_ , in Church of the Hack Frauds

These guys are fine, but a lot of their fans are the worst. They can’t make their own judgement of a movie. I know several people that will go see a movie with me, then say they can’t talk about it and don’t know how they felt about it. Then, when RLM releases their review, they suddenly have all of the exact same opinions and talking points. Looking at you, Brian, in case you wondered why I don’t go to movies with you or talk to you about them anymore.

Film snobs with no opinions of their own.

band_on_the_run OP ,
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The subreddit can get weird at times too. Like them talking about how sexy Jay and Rich are. Fan culture in general these days is pretty bad. I know I’ll never have to worry about getting famous and having a fandom, but if it ever happened I’d be cautious whenever I meet a fan. Some of them act like you owe them something or they own a piece of you. Ugh.

blivet ,

Yeah, I haven't seen all the RLM videos, but I've read that there used to be a woman who participated in them sometimes who stopped because she was disturbed by some of the fans' comments about her.

Toneswirly , in The Dope Fiend

Yeah man, I could also really go for a marijuana about now

namelivia ,

Be careful, you cannot do more than four marijuanas a year to avoid addiction

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    This tracks

    vivadanang ,

    Talk to your friends about freebasing marijuana. Otherwise you’ll identify their bodies at the morgue.

    chemicalprophet , in Fascinating

    Those who need to won’t understand the reference.

    Napain OP ,

    how so?

    chemicalprophet ,

    The definition of a man, where it came from, the argument. These people aren’t the educated thinking type.

    afraid_of_zombies ,

    At one point some Greeks were trying to define the word Man, they came up with a featherless biped, and the next day someone released a plucked chicken in the school.

    There are some words that are notorious for being hard to define. What they figured out was for those words to instead build up criteria.

    theykilledkenny ,

    diogenes was the most based man to ever live.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    One of the few philosophers of his time to argue against slavery in any notable form, because he just didn’t care if he pissed off his patrons.

    scottywh ,

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  • Bandananaan ,

    I’m still unsure what it even means. Based in what? Reality, fantasy? It’s clearly a US thing and often seems associated with the more right wing

    scottywh ,

    It’s fucking stupid … There’s a story about.it originating with an obscure ass rapper a few years back but I don’t buy that… It’s really from reddit, absolutely right wing, and completely stupid as fuck.

    gila ,
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    It absolutely was repopularised by Lil B, I was there for it. My understanding at the time was that it was a reclamation of the word from an original slang meaning of being strung out on crack. Lil B was celebrated ironically by the 4channers that later propagated the right wing appropriation of the term. I always interpreted that to refer to being strung out on ‘the red pill’ i.e. being unapologetically fascist.

    scottywh ,

    Bullshit on your first part for sure…

    This is also related to the equally stupid explanation of the origin of people saying “cap”

    People made up these explanations after the fact without a doubt

    gila ,
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    I don’t know anything about the origin of the new use of ‘cap’. No one was saying ‘based’ in proto-internet culture before Lil B’s music videos around 2010-2011. This guy blew up quick and he used the word in his nickname. It was his version of BRRRR for Gucci, FLOCKA, etc. That’s just a fact.

    static_motion ,

    At least base your distaste on reality. The term was born on 4chan back when it had a mostly leftist penchant (around the time the OWS movement was going off). It has nothing to do with “right wing”, that’s just you putting political polarization on everything.

    scottywh ,

    You’re a moron who’s been “dumbass pilled” by the dumbasses

    Dalinar ,

    Based

    AdolfSchmitler ,

    Not just someone, the legendary philosopher Diogenes. One of my favorites stories is that one day he was cleaning veggies in a river or something, when Plato walked up and was like “You know Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king you wouldn’t have to wash vegetables.” And Diogenes responds, “You know Plato, if only you could wash vegetables you wouldn’t have to pay taxes to the king.”

    Meganium97 ,

    Some good diogenes sayings:

    (To Alexander the great) “All that I need is for you to move (to stop blocking the sun)”

    “If I were to be anyone, I would be diogenes”

    Don’t forget he was totally fine with just being chucked in a field and eaten after his passing.

    Honytawk ,

    I always thought the time span of philosophers existing was so large, none of the famous ones would be alive close enough for them to have had any conversation.

    But turns out it is some sort of Marvel Cinematic Universe type of shit where they all lived together.

    Now I need a philosopher Avenger team.

    abbadon420 , in Church of the Hack Frauds
    bestnerd ,

    Muh genius

    dastechniker ,

    the father the son and the blithering spirit

    CluckN , in Church of the Hack Frauds

    Where else can I get obscure horror movie facts, old people jokes, and heinous laughter?

    band_on_the_run OP ,
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    Not to mention Jay’s pervert movie recommendations.

    Afghaniscran ,

    Who are these people? I think I’d enjoy at least 2 of those things

    band_on_the_run OP ,
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    eupraxia ,
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    RedLetterMedia on YouTube. They’re great! I recommend starting with one of their Wheel of the Worst episodes, those are always fun

    rynzcycle , in Fascinating

    Oh sure, next the fashion and health industrial complex is going to be pushing opposable thumbs... bastards.

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