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NutWrench , in Ballaholic I'm guessing
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“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”

Well, meatballs, obviously.

MystikIncarnate ,

Six of them.

AngryCommieKender ,

He knew his wife “wasn’t gonna be hungry,” and would “share,” his meatballs. The man just needed to get full first, so he wasn’t starving after.

ivanafterall , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

genfood OP ,
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🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

KazuchijouNo ,

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0

Cryophilia ,

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

ettyblatant ,
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Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

Archer ,

Yep they sounds like seagulls

Jimmycakes ,

We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.

Battle_Masker ,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

is there oil?

superduperpirate ,

No oil? No tacos? No point…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

ben_dover ,

try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say

toofpic ,

I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!

No_Eponym , (edited )
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

https://c.tenor.com/CPmhGDnLtS8AAAAd/tenor.gif

toofpic ,

Look what I’m whippin now!

Noodle07 , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

It’s where the sea people come from

vga , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

WHAT WAS HE HIDING?

The reason for his obesity?

don , in rizztastic

🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

Routhinator , in Could an American please prove me wrong?
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TIL France and Spain have a taint.

peopleproblems , in Maybe this is better for everyone

Isn’t it a rule if they stop acting superior they lose their vegan card and superpowers?

niktemadur , in Could an American please prove me wrong?

Aquitania?

puppycat , in Level 5 Gyatttttt

saw one at hot topic the other day: “i gyatt to suck ur rizz”

theangryseal ,

You know, until this meme and your comment I swear to gyatt I thought the word was pronounced like Wyatt. Why would I think that?

I’m getting old. One can’t pwn forever, I suppose.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c39d92c6-9c69-4cdb-8073-b92dce3d6a97.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77db817f-9ff6-4445-b38e-83fa9a7794e5.jpeg

brejela ,

“One can’t pwn forever” are words I will write on my tombstone

Aurenkin , in Decorating

The court will now hear the case of which show will be watched next. Please be seated, the court is now in session.

Representative for Bridgerton, please step forward and present your opening arguments after which we will hear from 3 Body Problem.

Viking_Hippie ,

waves banner with three celestial bodies and boos as the Bridgerton Barrister enters in over the top period dress

TheBat ,
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Off-topic but I recently read about Bridgerton and the premise is so dumb. 🤦‍♂️

Madison420 ,

It’s catty and stupid, yes. It’s perfect at being what it is, catty and stupid. It’s still very funny

pkmkdz , in The more you know

If your honk runs out, you’re irresponsible honk owner

CaliforniaSober , in Ballaholic I'm guessing

“ Wait… I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh Ron Swanson, the only conservative the world ever needs.

Aaand here goes a five page discussion about whether if Ron is conservative or not

SkyezOpen ,

He’s the wet dream ideal of conservative libertarianism, so yeah.

yannic ,

[In my best nature documentarisn voice] Behold, what appears to be moving goalposts to the outside observer is actually a side-effect of the first-past-the-post system’s tendency towards two dominant parties.

todd_bonzalez , in Damn right
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youtu.be/-gwXJsWHupg

Rubanski , in Decorating

Pretty epic home DJ/house party expansion

daw ,

Yoooo that would go hard

Manalith ,

Witness (keg) stands!

ricdeh , in Decorating
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Wow I’d take it for 800

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Buyer collects. No deliveries.

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