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en1gma , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Two chicks at the same time!

kirbowo808 , in Macroeconomic Policies
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Anime tiddies are truly an excellent way of teach young folks some good education! /j

NeatNit , in Before it's too late!

Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.

Assman ,
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They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

I’m sorry

Maggoty ,

I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.

RBWells , in Before it's too late!

That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

ArmokGoB , in LOCK EM UP

ACAB

Gradually_Adjusting , in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
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Haha yes

The thoughts

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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They keep winning

Bigoldmustard ,

You guys out here writing wal mart shirts now.

samus12345 , in LOCK EM UP
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Officer Aneite

CaptainSpaceman , in Fishin' really clears the mind

Is this the squidbillies hat?

MrJameGumb ,
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Possibly. He wears a different one in every episode.

robocall , in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
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That Teletubby has seen some shit

TheImpressiveX , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"
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Oh, that’s Comissioner Jim Gordon.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side.

altima_neo ,
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I mean doesn’t every police commissioner have livery of themselves?

ScruffyDucky , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

You say thank you grandma because she did her best

LordGimp , in Choose your fighter

What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?

AnIntenseMoist , in Choose your fighter

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

Riven ,
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Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

MrJameGumb , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

darcy OP ,
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yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

MrJameGumb ,
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But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

shalafi ,

No lie, mine always end up there if they don’t get trashed immediately.

Bahnd , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread).

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