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HubertManne , in Before it's too late!

Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......

BarbecueCowboy ,

I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.

HubertManne ,

I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.

blackouttripleseven , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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cupid by fifty fifty and almost every other edit audio, especially if it’s one of those sped up or slowed + reverb edits

NeatNit , in Before it's too late!

Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.

Assman ,
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They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

I’m sorry

Maggoty ,

I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Its quite cool, isnt it?

Obscene indeed 🫦

stingpie , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

This happens to everyone. It happens because your brain registers the other person saying something before it actually understands what is being said. And when most people don’t know what someone said, they ask, “what?” without even thinking. Source: my intro to psych textbook.

WeeSheep , in Before it's too late!

Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

Fiivemacs ,
PhlubbaDubba ,

Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.

It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.

ivanafterall ,
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Maybe, but have you ever heard anyone else do it? Would YOU do it? If you heard a friend excitedly Tim Allen grunt, would you ever really look at them the same?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yes yes and yes.

It’s a fuckin’ good grunt!

ccunning ,

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

MehBlah , in Choose your fighter

I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

trxxruraxvr ,

Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

HikingVet , in Before it's too late!

This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.

tourist ,
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Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.

Duamerthrax ,

Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.

AnIntenseMoist , in Choose your fighter

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

Riven ,
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Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

manuallybreathing , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

The national anthem

frezik , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Star Trek '09 and Into Darkness are both better movies if you read their supplementary comics. This is, I think, already on bad ground. Each work should be able to stand on its own to some degree. Pushing supplementary stuff like this to bring the story together is a cynical cash grab.

Season 1 of Picard then directly contradicts the comic to '09. Specifically, Data was fully revived inside B4 in the comic, while Picard showed that B4 could never handle the complexity of Data’s programming (which, admittedly, is the more likely outcome). Not only that, but Alex Kurtzman was one of the writers of the comic was also on the writing team of Picard. Erasing that plot point was a deliberate choice.

Where does that leave us with those comics?

stress_headache , in Kids and their computers these days.

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

umbraroze , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Oh, but the power of American superhero comics is that you can just start reading them wherever. Sure, there is deeper lore, but you’re not required to know all that. There’s this bat-dude, see? He punches crooks and does awesome shit in the night. There’s also a bunch of wacky villains. See? Just go read it, you’ll pick up the rest of the details as you go along!

And I also love a lot of European comics because most often they have a pretty good balance between complex writing and manageable size. And publishers here tend to be more lenient toward artists making one-shot kind of comics, without any expectations that it’ll become the next endless blockbuster cash-cow property.

Still, I do like how most of the manga series are like “OK, here’s the beginning, here’s 20 or whatever volumes, here’s the end.”

Zoomboingding ,
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Why do people understand this about the comics but not the movies?

gerryflap , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
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This happens quite often to me, especially when tired. I’m assuming that for me it’s mostly autism related. That being said, I’ve noticed that many non-autistic people also have this happen every now and then., it just happens more for me.

ByteOnBikes ,

This is a excellent opportunity to practice patience with yourself.

If it happens again, try to respond by going into a deep thought instead of saying “What”. The other person will think you’re a wise thinker too.

Pixlbabble , in Choose your fighter

Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.

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