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ahto , in I AM BUTTGRABBEN

There’s a loo right around the corner, too

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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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And an apartment for your summer farts

SubArcticTundra ,
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This is too good to be a coincidence

Default_Defect , in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide
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Haters will say its not a real picture of Trump’s butt mud.

loomi , in Before it's too late!

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

pyre ,

that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink

tpihkal ,

Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽

Agent641 ,

I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.

robocall , in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide
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Poo poo is so gross 🤢

robocall , in Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
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I hate Mondays but I love lasagna!

ouRKaoS , in Choose your fighter

I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.

  • Large
  • Armored
  • Shooty and Stabby.
BigDanishGuy ,

That horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.

unexposedhazard , in I AM BUTTGRABBEN

I dont even know what “butt” could mean in german. The rest means “At Butt-trench”.

Edit: Butt is apparently another word for the german word for flounder. So it means “At Flounder Trench”.

WhiteHotaru ,

„Butt“ is a fish. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bothidae In northern Germany it is also called „Scholle“.

FQQD ,
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Buttje buttje in de See and so forth.

leisesprecher ,

See also halibut - Heilbutt in German.

BigDanishGuy , (edited ) in Choose your fighter

The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm

therealjcdenton , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Dumbass landed his golf ball in the sandtrap, unfit to be president

ArbitraryValue , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

ArbitraryValue ,

The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

Empricorn ,

“Can we get drive-through?”

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

ryathal ,

If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

iAvicenna , in Macroeconomic Policies
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ahh yes when you have to blend in with humans

bruhduh , in what then?
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e6359ab0-b5bd-49f9-8227-b145208d6bbc.jpeg

LodeMike ,

That was my response too.

niktemadur , in Before it's too late!

Offer expires… now.

Jimbo , in I AM BUTTGRABBEN
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Boi I am buttgraben every day

Only my partner’s, don’t worry

Etterra , in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices

Terrortubby want hug

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