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MonsiuerPatEBrown , in don't be shy, speak your mind

I was born a shower but I always consider myself a flood

Kolanaki , in Already planning for how to survive in jail
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Me, who has 13 salamis tucked in his pants: Oh, it’s not wrong to steal? Whew. What a relief.

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s fine since you brought them from home

SocialMediaRefugee ,

“These are my day-to-day sausages.”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Whether you doing it because you’re broke, or just love the thrill, remember:

Publix, Kroger’s, and Walmart heirs have all donated to neo-Nazi causes so steal from them the most.

KuroJ ,

All jokes aside.

Please people, do not actually steal from these stores. This is the quickest way to get arrested and end up with a criminal record.

The prosecutor is not going to give a damn what your reasons were for stealing so please keep that in mind.

Faresh ,

A shoplifting community was created on lemmy a while ago (!shoplifting) and a link was posted on there with some info for those involving themselves in shoplifting.

lemmy.ml/post/302763 (use the webarchive link shared among the comments if the original doesn’t work)

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Things that will also get you a criminal record:

Feeding the homeless

Giving water to voters

Public Assembly

Telling pigs to stop being pigs

Punching Nazis

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Your mom lets you on the internet?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

When you move out of that basement you’ll find out you don’t need permission fam

Treemaster099 ,

The first one I get, but the rest have issues.

The giving water to voters thing is for political candidates. Gift giving is by far the most effective way to manipulate people into doing what you want. That’s why Jehovah’s witnesses give you a free book when they’re on mission.

Peaceful public assembly is litterally protected by the constitution. That doesn’t stop police from declaring peaceful assembly a riot and shutting it down, but that’s a different matter.

Arguing with cops never gets you anywhere good. Likewise insulting them to their face.

Nazis are objectively wrong and bad, but their right to peacefully assemble in public is just as protected as yours. Attacking them unprovoked is assault even if you have the moral high ground.

I agree with the spirit of everything you said. It’s just that vigilante justice just flat out doesn’t work. You become an example of your party’s supposedly blatant corruption and now they have someone to rally against. In most cases laws need to be changed, not broken.

KuroJ ,

Hey man, you do you. Who am I to stop you?

I just want to put it out there that even though I get your intent, it’s not necessarily something that will be taken without criticism. I’d rather people not get in trouble for stealing, no matter if you think it’s justified or not.

For people that are in need of food assistance and located in the U.S. you can visit here www.fns.usda.gov/snap/state-directory and select the state you’re living in. That should get you started in receiving food assistance and necessities from the government.

emumu , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off

Adjust as needed

vox ,
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my favorite mode is 90% thumb then

DrawingInTongues , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Missssst

r1pp0ff ,

A fellow mist enjoyer!

li10 ,

I too am of the mist camp.

I have absolutely no practical use for it, I just ship it for the aesthetic.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

You can make a rainbow!!! 🌈 💗 🌞 😍

megsmagik ,

Mist too

Veedem , in From gamer to what??
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I thought he made it to Le Mans. I guess he made it into NASCAR instead.

UtMan1988 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

HEADLESS

KoboldCoterie ,
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With your thumb over the end of the hose!

UtMan1988 ,

MAXIMUM PRESSURE

rob_t_firefly , in Chat GPT
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HiddenLayer5 , in Chat GPT

All flatulence must be reported to the nearest feline immediately.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

My cat knows, but is surprisingly unbothered by it.

MrMobius , in Chat GPT

I’m French, it’s absolutely true. Some TV presenters now avoid the misunderstanding by pronouncing GPT the English way. The giggles must have become annoying I guess…

_Sprite , in From gamer to what??
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From gamer to gamer

son_named_bort , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

I just leave without buying anything. Sometimes I go into a store just to use the restroom and then leave. It’s perfectly legal.

AffineConnection ,

It’s not just legal—it’s not even impolite.

Mdotaut801 ,

Yeah. Tell that to my man Mohd that works at the 7/11 by my office. Ain’t nobody using the restroom without buying something.

sociablefish ,

Remember the american assumption of the internet

Mdotaut801 ,

What are you talking about?

sociablefish ,

the assumption that everyone on the internet is american (except for you?)

hemmes , in Look again

But then why are his arms so skinny??

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Office job

AllonzeeLV , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

…As you pass by 5 people at self-checkout doing tactical shoplifting.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

Also Remember, stealing from publically traded corporations is stealing from sociopathic thieves that have no problem hurting vulnerable people to get what they want, in the name of insatiable greed “rational self-interest.”

They dictate the laws to their paid lackees in Congress. Equating legality with ethics or morality in this capitalist captured dystopia makes one a fool. Our laws are designed to defend the desires of property owners against the basic survival needs of human beings with nothing that our society has already catastrophically failed.

You can catch charges for the misdeed of feeding the homeless here.

(and to anyone who wants to chime in with “well feeding homeless people might make them linger, effecting property values which needs to be a consideration alongside feeding hungry poor people.” 🖕)

superpop ,

its not as catchy i gotta say

AllonzeeLV ,

Fair

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Food? What food? I didn’t even know they had food…

FarceMultiplier ,
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Not just food. Any self care items or toiletries of any sort.

Ultraviolet ,

They factor it into their decision to use self checkout. If the increase in shoplifting is less than they save on staff reduction (it is, significantly so), they consider it a tradeoff, so it’s hard to call it unethical.

MrMamiya , in Look again

Holy cow! First reaction was like damn, dude has got the legs for that.

synapse1278 , in Chat GPT
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