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Freefall , in Dutch toilets

Gotta make sure that toilet plume(Google it) is aimed up between the legs!

jayk , in 'Murica 🇺🇲🍕🦅

is that an oversized backwards maga hat?

suction , in Dutch toilets

Strange hills Americans choose to die on for 500, Alex

Worx , in The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It's theirs because they can see it.

My dog would get disqualified because he barks even when there’s nothing there :/

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That you can see. Your dog is protecting you from evil specters that are trying to enter your home.

werefreeatlast , in Dutch toilets

Finally, the hole is in the right side! Now my 12" penis feels right at home!

azvasKvklenko ,

Great, it can drink the water

Gaassporks , in Dutch toilets

I’m a bit shocked with reactions I read. You’ve probably never heard of figure shitting. I tried to figure shit some letters of the alphabet. I’m great at the letter P and R.

comrade19 , in Those books are different from how I remembered…

Hell yeah how good is determinism

Etterra , in 'Murica 🇺🇲🍕🦅

Never a cop around when you actually need one.

Zoot ,
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~~Ahh man, i totally saw a Santa hat at first and I’m keeping that image in my head.~~replied to wrong comment

JasonDJ ,

I think you intended to reply to the guy that said it was a backwards maga hat (which it is), but I had to go back and watch it after seeing that comment, because I thought it was a Santa Hat too.

GladiusB , in 'Murica 🇺🇲🍕🦅
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What an asshole

wjrii , in The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It's theirs because they can see it.

The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It’s theirs because they can see it.

True, but hear me out: that French Bulldog next door is an asshole.

LordWiggle , in Dutch toilets
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Those are actually French toilets. They were designed like this so you can check for blood and other abnormalities. British toilets were designed so the poop would fall in the water, reducing the stench. The British design proved more popular, yet the French design is better with less splashing and for checking. It’s important to check, to find out if there’s something wrong with your intestines like cancer (black blood) or a tapeworm. The British didn’t find this important, just like washing hands after pooping.

son_named_bort , in Those books are different from how I remembered…

But the book only has 71 pages

CodexArcanum , in Travelling be like
Asafum , in The neighbor mows THEIR lawn. It's theirs because they can see it.

This is one of the major reasons I never want to live with a dog. I did once before and it drove me absolutely insane…

It’s also one of the major reasons I’m still single… Every girl I’ve ever read the profile for on dating sites wants a dog so much it reads more like a need. :(

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Some dogs bark a lot more than others though. My mom’s dog mostly only barks when she’s excited about someone she knows coming to the house. So she barks when we come to visit, but she stops once we go inside and doesn’t bark again the entire time we’re there.

ShaggySnacks , in Those books are different from how I remembered…

That’s a clever joke. I however have radical freedom!

Chooses to put the book outside

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