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FlyingSquid , in If Only
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Red Lobster cheddar biscuits are so good, I wish Cheddar was a real place too.

NightLily , in GUYZ VUYZ LOOK I FOUND HIM
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DAMN HE GOT DRIP

ShaunaTheDead ,
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lol that reminds me of those "Remember this nerd from High School? Guess what he looks like now!" things

moody , in Don't Lose That Number

Ok, but I’m looking for Jenny’s number.

Aussiemandeus ,
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8675309 my dude

niktemadur , in incredible

Watch this Jim Al-Khalili documentary for the BBC, then jump into the time machine.

Roderik ,
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Love this documentary! My professor made my class watch this and I must say that all of it just clicked.

weariedfae , in really makes you think

Dude I’ve been watching Family Guy lately and think about that every episode. I hadn’t seen most of the seasons before and I keep thinking that one of these days they need to address it. Are they going to address it??

tautalas , in The long awaited sequel
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In the book he was END (butt)

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in If Only

I was eating at Olive Garden one time with a friend when he declared that Olive Garden restaurants consumed 20% of the world’s supply of black olives.

HawlSera , in Do not.

Look if you can get Raccoons to do your work for you, it should be an instant promotion to manager.

techognito ,
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acivement unlocked: Manager of Racoons

notatoad ,

Unfortunately, the promotion to raccoon manager does not come with a salary bump.

Kolanaki ,
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It comes with raccoon henchmen. Which is better.

uis ,
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creditCrazy , in Do not.
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If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I’d probably give them a raise and some deodorant

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

Under capitalism they would be fired and the raccoons made to replace them for no pay.

No joke there are tons of stories of people writing programs to automate their job, management finding out, and basically getting fired while the company appropriates their automation code, since from their profit chasing perspective why should they pay someone if they can just take the code they wrote which will do the same thing for free?

TheRealKuni ,

Which is why you always implement a dead man’s switch that you can turn off if you leave the job amicably. And never leave your source code behind if you can avoid it.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Then they’ll get their lawyers involved to fuck you over. Since you probably coded it on company time with company equipment, they own everything and can sue you if you put booby traps in it. Hell there have been contracts in tech that say that everything you code while employed, regardless of whether it’s related to the business or not, they can claim, whether that extent is enforcible is another question but just the mere fact that plenty of companies are brazen enough to try that shit speaks for how much they expect to get away with, and they’re probably right.

Individuals rarely win against businesses as a design feature of capitalist society.

TheRealKuni ,

Well then at the very least do what I did: put in the code an Easter Egg that wishes you a happy birthday on your birthday in the copyright blurb at the bottom of the intranet page.

zalgotext ,

Lol you think source code you write at work is yours to take with you?

Stuka ,

If you aren’t in a dev job it would be incredibly easy to prevent the source code from falling into company hands.

zalgotext ,

Until they sick their lawyers on you

uis ,
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It is hard to get source code even from devs employed as devs in most of the world, getting source code from average office plankton is outright impossible.

zalgotext ,

Now you’re just making stuff up lmao.

The premise of this thread is someone writing code that automates them out of their own job. Even the most incompetent company is going to make sure they have that code before firing the author.

uis ,
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Even the most incompetent company is going to make sure they have that code before firing the author.

Yes, even most incompetent company will try. Good luck trying in countries with working labour law.

uis ,
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Not paid as programmer = GTFO from my source code

DokPsy ,

The dead man switch at one of my last places was the companies incompetence and lack of forethought.

When I left, I told them that the files for their system that I designed, built, and maintained was on the laptop I was returning to them.

They wiped it.

They also had zero clue how to use the programs I had nor any other aspect of that system so they really shot themselves in the foot then shot their other one to test of the first one hurt

metaStatic , in he looked official what can I say

cats with jobs

VikingHippie ,

Someone need to make that lemmy community. It was a delight at the other place!

bloubz ,

It’s here. Don’t know on which instance though

Wxnzxn ,
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I think it’s !catswithjobs

VikingHippie ,

Thanks! subscribes

Zeth0s , in incredible

Potatoes and lemons I was told

Murais , in If Only
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Italy, but everything is made of hot dogs.

Glizzaly.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
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Thanks. I hate it.

suction , in I love Ryan Gosling

News at 11: American person “loves” actor.

Viking_Hippie ,

Special report: joyless husk whom nobody consulted mocks enthusiasm.

suction ,

This just in: Young rural simpleton whose personality is 100% based on what actors they like takes the bait.

Viking_Hippie ,

Breaking news: confused and obsessive individual gets neutrally observing counterpart’s age, intelligence, living situation and attitude towards the subject matter wrong in desperate two weeks later supposed rejoinder which also happens to be missing at least one word.

Who’s being sad again? 😂

idiomaddict ,

Not everyone is American

suction ,

True, but some try their hardest to adapt to the stupid parts of American culture.

Mr_Blott , in If Only

ITT, people writing Italy but pronouncing it Iddally

Colour_me_triggered , in incredible

Why is he going back to the middle East? It was just as fucked up then as it is now.

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