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AcortexOT , in ...................

Let the dude post his self indulgent staged selfies in peace. He ain’t hurting anybody.

euphoria OP ,
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harmless doesn't = not funny

fluxion ,

Is that cream cheese on regular toast though? At what point do we say enough is enough?

hangonasecond ,

Hey! Cream cheese on toast is fucking tight. Don’t diss it just because one dude is a little cringe

nueonetwo ,

Yeah it’s good shit. The smoked salmon stuff on whole wheat is great.

Tangent5280 ,

Smoked salmon on sandwich? Does it come as ready to use spreads? Which one do you use? Tell me mooooree

nueonetwo ,

You can buy the Philadelphia cream cheese smoked salmon spread, it’s not the best but it’s ok, you get what you pay for. Otherwise you make your own with your own smoke salmon which I’m sure you can buy from somewhere, I live around a lot of First Nations so fresh salmon is easy to find where I live. You can make it yourself with a smoker or buy premade.

I like putting it on bagels myself but you could throw it on a sandwich by itself or mixed in with some cream cheese.

ramplay ,

The smoked salmon Philadelphia spread…? I love me some salmon, heck even smoked salmon, but that stuff? You can have it all to yourself

nueonetwo ,

It doesn’t beat homemade stuff with real smoke salmon, that’s for sure. I live in BC and get the good stuff from the res, plus my dad’s been smoking his own for my whole life. That being said, I like the Philly stuff for nostalgic reasons, reminds me of childhood yknow.

havokdj ,

BC? Res?

Does BC stand for Bok Cito by chance?

nueonetwo ,

Sorry, BC is British Columbia a Canadian province, res is the colloquial term for a First Nations reserve.

havokdj ,

Thought you were talking about the Choctaw Reservation for a second lol, figured I might have known you IRL.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

I remember this sparked an argument the last time this pic was posted somewhere else. Like, the bread isn’t toasted, it’s butter but the lighting makes it look bright, no it’s cream cheese the lighting is normal, etc. It was the pettiest thing but things for racist real fast.

ZodiacSF1969 , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

I find this really hard to believe. I like going in to work, but I don’t work in a standard office (engineer on industrial site). If I were to be working in an office all day though, no way would I prefer that to home.

UnderpantsWeevil , in Cap is from the 1940s
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Anyone who tells you that the 40s wasn’t super gay needs to explain this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9d444ede-84d7-4b65-9800-0169b17bf5e1.jpeg

Esjee ,
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One of the guy was drowning and the other guy is giving him CPR

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Nothing is more gay than one man saving another man’s life.

Nioxic ,

They arent eating soup though

coffee_whatever ,
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moog ,

wow what a hq picture

DudePluto OP ,

No doubt there were plenty of gay men back then but were they widely accepted?

FlyingSquid ,
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Considering it would get you a dishonorable discharge from the military, no.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,
Thteven ,
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Those guys were roommates 😏

XEAL ,

They whishpered “no homo” after kissing to cancel out the gayness.

maxcharacterlimit ,

Like my uncle told me: if you suck a dude’s cock, then he sucks yours, it evens out and doesn’t count

Texas_Hangover ,

That’s easy, they’re European.

MonkderZweite , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

All your worries with printers disappear the moment you replace them with a scanner.

makyo ,

And your scanner worries disappear when you replace it with just taking photos of documents with your phone

MonkderZweite ,

Nah, lightning is always bad.

dynamojoe ,

Not really. I had an Epson multifunction that wouldn’t scan because I had an aftermarket ink cart in it. I confirmed with their tech support. I removed the non-OEM cart and still it wouldn’t scan until I put a fresh OEM one in. I didn’t even give it to goodwill; I recycled it. No one should have to put up with that bullshit. I won’t touch Epson products from now on. I bought a Brother laser multifunction and it runs like it should.

mwguy ,

Watch out HP will probably disable scanning too.

callyral , in 100, here I cum
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Since when do people think 50 is middle-aged? To me it's always been 30-something years old

alvvayson ,

Same here. For me, 40 is middle aged, since 80 is the normal age to die. Sure, some die earlier and others later, but once you reach 20 (i.e. discounting the premature deaths), the average woman reaches 81 and the average male 78 or so.

bob_wiley ,
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I’m guess it’s the people who don’t want to admit they’re middle aged and try to kick the can down the road.

TheDubz87 ,

Apparently getting pregnant at 35 is considered a geriatric pregnancy, so that’s what I’ve always considered mid life.

carl_dungeon , in 100, here I cum

I don’t disagree, but people get confused by average lifespan because it includes babies that die. If you live to 60, in the USA you’re expected to live another 21.4 years (almost 82). census.gov/…/long-life-does-not-always-mean-a-hea…

And that number is still an average. But I get it, 50 still isn’t the middle.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html

And interestingly 38-39 is when your expected remaining is your age.

driving_crooner ,
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People don’t understand what life expectancy means, specifically because 99% of the time, people are talking about life expectancy at birth. What life expectancy st birth means is that half the babies are going to be dead before X years (in the case of OP picture that mean half are going to die before reaching 73 yo), so yeah, the majority of people is going to be 50 yo at some point of their life.

Spliffman1 , in Sync users every time someone links a setting in a comment
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Next level shit

Anonymoose , in Looking for something, bub?
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Plastic container + sheet of paper, then chuck it into the yard.

vd1n , (edited ) in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

You think thats going to stop the movement…? No one gives a fuck about your company.

Pinklink ,

B-but they care so much about you!

DDNB ,

I thought we were family!

yuun ,
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Seriously.

Someone pull out the productivity growth vs wage growth chart, let’s point out why no worker should give the tiniest shit.

InvaderDJ , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

I’m sure it does for people who aren’t motivated.

But those same people don’t work in office either, they just walk around and bullshit all day.

I am way more productive at home than I am in office. Partly purposefully out of spite, and partly because my home work space is better in every way than my office environment. Quieter, more comfortable, better equipment, better internet, even better resilience because of my UPSes.

cokane_88 , in funny because true
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Antisocial is why

adj16 , in Winning

Oh lmao I thought this was a sex thing for a second, didn’t know how Mulan would manage to crush major dong like that

EpicFailGuy ,
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Primarily0617 ,

he's not major dong he's captain li shang

adj16 ,

Lmaooooo fuck you

Nepenthe ,
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My ass came to the whole comments section hoping to find out who the hell Moana murdered

CareHare , in jackin off

That guy must feel so included. Very wholesome.

vd1n , (edited )

That’s cool. I get punched for that.

Edit: didn’t mean to post tinder you… But I’m too lazy to fix it so I figured Id take more time out of my life to write this explanation of why my post is threaded to yours. And omg life is so fucked my misspelling of “under” auto corrected to tinder. God save us.

peopleproblems ,

“post tinder” would probably be like the regret you feel after seeing the thousands of likes your 2/10 female friend has and your 2 likes that are bots.

DudePluto OP ,

hell yeah

moosetwin ,

jackin off

Streetdog ,
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Your house or mine?

maxcharacterlimit ,

House?

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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Hell yeah

NENathaniel , in 100, here I cum
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I’ve always viewed middle aged as 40s

HubertManne ,

I agree here.

dlove67 , in Which side are you placing your bets on?

Placing my bets on it being a mistake or flatout lies.

But hoping for real and reproducible

vd1n ,

It’s crazy how in the past 5 years my faith in not only American government, but pretty much all of humanity has gone to nearly zero.

It’s like that “oh really” Willy Wonka meme.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Not all humans, but most of humanity yeah

I keep hoping we’ll get off this planet and seed others so people can stop bickering and shooting over land lines on the same rock, but it’s getting harder and harder to find people willing to work for the greater good (not that one) and move forward as a species.

Billyboi ,

The greater good

Fried_out_Kombi OP ,
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We just gotta get rid of those crusty jugglers and then Sandford will be great again!

blackluster117 ,
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CRUSTY JUGGLERS!

FordBeeblebrox ,

The fact I put a disclaimer in and you all still went right to Cornetto…that’s the stuff that makes the interwebs fun and I’m glad to see it on Lemmy 👍

lemmyshmemmy ,

There’s been tons of anti-American propaganda social media for at least eight years. The CCP and Kremlin realized they could divide Americans from within through social media.

vd1n , (edited )

I do agree to a point. But I also think America has organized crime issu s they hide. And that organized crime gets played out from other countries leaders.

It’s not as simple as blaming Russia or America. It’s all so intertwined and knotted it’s almost impossible to fix. I definitely see relation between the way some Republicans strike that… Politicians and business men act that is in line with the way I’ve authentic crime take power. It’s fucked. There’s an underworld right under everyone’s noses but they just don’t want to believe humanity isn’t as secure as their governments make them believe.

So a more pinpointed response… People are getting played by both Americans and Russians (and other countries) they use criminals and down trodden people to do their work. Same as the drug game. Get a sucker hooked on meth and make em your removed via extortion and death threats. Just looking at American politicians I can see them being so naive that they get played by criminals and they don’t even understand because they grew up posh and never knew how raw the world really is… Then they are doomed to be the removed of the mob or have their their family killed by the mob… For them they have to push the rhetoric or get themselves or their family killed.

I’ve seen more street life than I should have… Live is fucked to the core.

I’d like to think I’m just delusional… But life keeps proving me it’s reality.

It’s all “the game” as rappers say… And most of us are naive to it while we work for them or just out right enslaved by them.

lemmyshmemmy ,

Yeah I essentially agree.

Chocrates ,

None of it has been lwwr reviewed but it has been reproduced in a lab in china and it has been modelled by an American lab and has been shown to work

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