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ieightpi , 10 months ago in Dads on vacation be like

I miss this show. Between this and Superstore, there hasn’t been a good workplace sitcom to fill the void

balderdash9 , 10 months ago

If you get drunk enough, you can watch any show and feel like its the first time

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/81ca9781-7719-4375-80e3-e16ccc709426.webp

Jake_Farm , 10 months ago in Think anyone would notice?

This made me realize that Florida is a penis.

Kolanaki , 10 months ago in Out for a stroll

Looking at this makes me wanna play Majora’s Mask for some reason.

Sidewayshighways , 10 months ago

Your comment makes me wanna play majoras mask.

We’ve met with a terrible fate haven’t we

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago in Think anyone would notice?

An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

T00l_shed , 10 months ago

I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

And you move that shithole to our continent

T00l_shed , 10 months ago

Dump it in the middle of the pacific?

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

No, send it straight back to hell, where it belongs

vsh , 10 months ago in Cool optical illusion

I see a DITF reference

WheatleyInc , 10 months ago in lemmy.ml

Why is everyone in the comments section oversimplifying this complex issue? Great reminder that that’s what politics is now, blaming one side and naming the other side pure.

allywilson , 10 months ago

I…I don’t think that’s a “now” thing, unfortunately.

WheatleyInc , 10 months ago

You make a good point actually.

1847953620 , 10 months ago

I am pro-skub.

WheatleyInc , 10 months ago

HOW DARE YOU! I am anti-skub.

1847953620 , 10 months ago

Cash me ousside howboudah

elscallr , 10 months ago

It’s ramped up pretty considerably lately.

elscallr , 10 months ago

There’s no such thing as nuance any more. If you accept that nuance exists then you might have to accept that [acceptable opinion] might be wrong, and it might be wrong a lot.

DancingIsForbidden , 10 months ago in He finally won

Congratulations! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Enjoy your prize:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42b74c61-4b86-47df-add2-adcf0bda9958.jpeg

ieightpi , 10 months ago in Penetrating gays

Now that’s a top quality shitpost

Rentlar , 10 months ago in Don't sneeeeeeeezes on the Cheeeese

9th world problems

Steamymoomilk , 10 months ago in Cool optical illusion

What are you talking about, there is no lines!! Just triangles

Steamymoomilk , 10 months ago in plaine

“Yah broski, i did honey i shrunk the kids but with a plane”

nyoooom , 10 months ago in Think anyone would notice?

Corsica is now under the sea

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , 10 months ago

Have to crack some eggs if you want an omelete.

nyoooom , 10 months ago

Omelette du fromage

Llewellyn , 10 months ago

Didi!!

Alexstarfire , 10 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1a5e4b13-8d46-46d3-b082-a53a5fc47650.png

DancingIsForbidden , 10 months ago in Just beat it

jokes on you, I dont need a pc to beat it!

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Battle_Masker , 10 months ago in Just beat it

I never realized how lonely left-handed people are /s

NegativeLookBehind , 10 months ago in What else did you take??

“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

ubermeisters , 10 months ago

Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it’ll sort itself out

• insurance company

VikingHippie , 10 months ago

And of course, they’ll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

sjmarf , 10 months ago

Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection

8BitRoadTrip , 10 months ago

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

NegativeLookBehind , 10 months ago

“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”