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OppositeOfOxymoron , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗

AceFour ,
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parky carrie

FarceMultiplier ,
@FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

Auto spotto

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

Good. no scrolly wheely

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Gas: Pooty Booty

Rubius95 , in Here we go again

I just made the switch days ago, couldn’t be happier. Google can suck it.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

awesome! join firefox instance, if you haven’t already!

Archer , in If you know, you know
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=Prm-lLTdjfA&

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

theFibonacciEffect ,

Wow that’s cool

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly thought I was going to have a panic attack watching this episode for the first time like a week after I read the original comic

Kaiki_Devil , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

I’m going to be using these

Clark , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

Blindy brighty - sun

0x4E4F , in Funniest lemmy arc so far imo
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Luckily, my wife doesn’t know I got 7 accounts 😁.

Klicnik ,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Don’t mind me. Just making some notes for myself about my wife, in a sort of private diary… on a public forum that federates with other public forums. Multiple posts per hour. Ho-hum dee dee dum, oh, wow? Other people are reading this? So shocked.”

Edit: meant this as a post reply, not a reply to your comment. Oh well.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

SHOPPING LIST

  • Shovel
  • Duct tape
  • Cable ties
  • Shovel (if the first one breaks upon impact)

Don’t mind me folks, I’m just making a shopping list for the wife 😊.

Klicnik ,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

I laughed out loud. That was my thought too. This guy is going to murder his wife, and his premeditation is out on the internet.

speaker_hat , (edited ) in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

Toast: Cheesy Squeezy

Sewer: Filthy Thingy

Shoes: Runny Runny

Shroom: Trippy Weepy

NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey

Serpent ,

A for effort, execution needs some improvement

speaker_hat ,

Appreciate

muhdsalm ,

Runny Runny applies to both shoes and noses 🤨

frippa , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren’t licked anymore, they’re self adhesive. 🤓☝️

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin

MajorHavoc ,

Snail mail scale sale

Tricky Sticky bricky flicky

Letter Treader Breader

Old_Dude , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/A194vDpXzyA

piped.video/A194vDpXzyA

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

bahbah23 ,

If you are taking enhancement requests, dropping the title of the video into the comment would be handy

MajorHavoc ,

I second the title enchantment request, but please continue to leave it out when it’s a Rick Roll.

esc , in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

Traffic circles are “Twirly Whirlies”

cheezoid2 ,

To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really

speaker_hat ,

Roundy abounty

MajorHavoc ,

Americans mostly call them “oh, fuck? What do I do?” We have the best drivers.

_TK , in I feel the actual inflation
@_TK@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

The inflation report that came out today specifically omits fuel and grocery prices because those are “volatile” categories. My grocery bill is double what it was two years ago and has been for six months. I wouldn’t call that volatile.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Groceries are stupid, it cost me $20 to make a lasagna that last year cost $10.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

was it twice as good tho

michael ,
@michael@lemmy.perthchat.org avatar

no

Jmr ,

Probably twice as bad

SoleInvictus ,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny you say this, because my wife and I just made a lasagna and were shocked it cost nearly $30.

agarorn ,

Wtf. I mean I realized how much you us people pay for food when I was there last year, but 20$ for lasagna. What’s going on? I think I can easily do it under 10€,even buying “better” meat.

tacosplease ,

Costs me $12 to make 2-3 sandwiches at home using deli meat and cheese, a loaf of French bread, and 2 small tomatoes. That’s while taking advantage of sale prices. Would be more like $8/sandwich if I hadn’t bought the meat and cheese on sale.

jcit878 ,

its basically 2 year ago eating out prices to make shit at home these days

Cleverdawny ,

Idk man ground beef is still like $3 a pound for me, milk $2.70 a gallon, pasta $1 a pound. I’m not saying some things haven’t gotten more expensive because they have, but my grocery bill from 2 years ago is like 20-30% more expensive now.

whofearsthenight ,

I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make. A 20-30% jump in a grocery bill is unprecedented in my life time. I’m skeptical it’s even that low for most. Pre-pandemic, I was buying eggs for 1.39, they’re 2.49 now. Jarred spaghetti sauce used to be 1.99, it’s 3.49 now if I catch a sale. I used to be able to regularly buy chicken breast for like 1.49-1.99, now if it’s less than 3 I buy as much as I can afford and freeze it. This time of year in my area, corn would usually be on sale 4/$1. The cheapest it’s gotten is $0.79.

Just repeat ad nauseam for everything. The other day I was in the store thinking to myself, “I’m not sure I can afford convenience foods like canned beans.” Canned. Fucking. Beans. The luxury.

Cleverdawny ,

I’m spending $2.30 for 18 eggs, buy spaghetti sauce at $.99 or so, and generally pick up chicken at about $1 a pound. Never seen corn on the cob for more than $.50 a cob, usually less than that. Bush’s beans, we just picked some up at $2 a can.

strawberrysocial ,

They likely live in a different place than you do Sounds like you got it way better, congrats

dragonflyteaparty ,

Seems like you have a sweet deal somewhere. I can’t remember when I last saw spaghetti sauce that cheap and my chicken is 4.59 a pound.

Cleverdawny ,

S&S market in my town of Clovis always had some cut of chicken at that price. Shit, if I really want to cheap out, Walmart has chicken leg quarters for $7 for a 10 lb bag

killa44 ,

New Mexico?

Cleverdawny ,

Yeah

_TK ,
@_TK@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Where I am at,ground beef is more in the $5-6/lb range, as a comparison. We have some dairy farms local so milk is a bit cheaper, but basically everything else is significantly more expensive, especially meat.

Cleverdawny ,

I can get $4 a lb ground beef in a convenience store

Blaze241 ,

Yeah we can buy ground beef for around 7€ the kilo (2,2lb)

Saneless ,

Depends where you’re at. Ohio? Same. Florida? 2-3x

Cleverdawny ,

Florida: not even once

aesthelete ,

California has leveled out quite a bit too.

Florida has regional problems due to their ahem “policy choices” as of late.

RufusFirefly ,
@RufusFirefly@lemmy.world avatar

Grocery prices can vary widely depending on location. The absolute cheapest Walmart ground beef I can get is $4.50 per pound and milk is $3.62 a gallon. Pasta is a $1 pound and eggs are relatively cheap here. Produce has gone through the roof.

jcit878 ,

lucky. in Australia milk +50%, bread and rice +100%, pasta only about 20%, meats are almost out of reach ($12aud for 12 shitty supermarket sausages about 1kg worth is about as cheap as it gets. fruit and veg has always been volatile and fluctuates but I would say on average 20% more now

RufusFirefly ,
@RufusFirefly@lemmy.world avatar

People in the US scream about inflation but many of them have no idea how bad it is in other countries. Places where food products are sparse or imported are extremely expensive. There’s not that much stuff we don’t produce or grow in the US.

Bartsbigbugbag ,

My buddy in Ghana has been especially hard hit. I’ve increased my remittances because he literally can’t afford to eat every day anymore on his wage.

droans ,

They didn’t omit those prices. CPI and Core are two separate measurements. Core excludes food and energy.

In fact, excluding food and energy actually made the numbers worse. CPI is at 3.2% YoY. Core is at 4.7%.

FlyingSquid , in Rules are rules 🤷
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Lame. Only three tries.

roi ,

Gotta ask. Why do I see you everywhere 😭😭😭

tja , in Rules are rules 🤷
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

I want to see what happens, when he wins

youCanCallMeDragon ,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, do the scissors drink the the bottle or does the bottle drink itself?

BananaOnionJuice ,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The scissors drink him!

scytale ,

If he wins, he gets to drink from the big bottle.

burgersc12 ,

Rock beats Scissors, so either

  1. dude punches the scissors
  2. the bottle has to drink the nips
faintedheart , in Rules are rules 🤷

Am I the only one who is not able to watch this gif?

Mog_fanatic ,

I think it’s something with the host. I had the same issue with another one. It’s fantastic on my phone and even plays on my feed in the thumbnail which is slick but on my PC it’s a dead link

mihnt ,
@mihnt@kbin.social avatar

The gif is hosted on kbin but posted to a lemm.ee community. Shit always gets weird when that happens.

Blackmist , in Here we go again

You wish that was happening.

I’m preparing to be completely unsurprised that Firefox’s market share will still be at 3% next month and the month after that.

propaganja ,

If that 3% is made up of an outsized share of power users they might be ok. I’m more worried about the power structure shenanigans that have been going on the past few years.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

I alway wonder how underreported the Firefox figures are by things like that its users are generally more technical/privacy aware (so are blocking the trackers that report these numbers) and also spiders and bots often pretend to to Chrome (inflating those numbers).

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