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demlet , (edited ) in Brain is the best

The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. It also controls language. There’s a theory that that’s why the words for the left hand (and left in general) are usually associated with evil (“sinister” in Latin means “left”, for example), while words for the right are associated with good (“dextrous” comes from the Latin “dexter”, meaning “right side”). The left side of the brain might be literally disparaging the side of the body it doesn’t control, while praising the one it does.

Anyway, I vote for sphincter.

prole ,

Isn’t that left brain/right brain stuff pseudoscience?

VikingHippie ,

Yes and no: different parts of the brain DO have different functionality and the language center IS in the left half, but you’d need your whole brain to demonize body parts since a lot more than just language would be involved in the reasoning, the decision, the planning and the execution…

Zozano ,

Minor correction. Features like the language center are shared between both hemispheres, it’s just that typically the left side is more developed.

Though, with the plasticity of the brain, it isn’t necessarily always the case. Brains are very capable of rewiring themselves. If it’s easier to (re)develop language on the right side, due to left side trauma, that’s entirely possible.

demlet ,

In general the left brain does language. It’s been proven by observing people who had their hemispheres separated. The whole story about the left brain calling the left side of the body names is pretty speculative though.

It’s also true that we tend to exaggerate the whole left/right brain thing in popular culture. The idea of left or right-brained personalities is one example of a pretty inaccurate characterization of how the brain works. But there are very real differences between the hemispheres.

All of that is just based mostly on recent interviews with brain scientists I’ve listened to, I’m not an expert!

Zozano ,

Forget left and right brain.

You’re either all brain or no brain.

For me, no brain.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Brain gotta poop.

demlet ,

Someone knows their ancient Latin proverbs.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Brain still gotta poop.

Karyoplasma ,

A sphincter is not an organ. Muscle is tissue.

demlet ,

Then why does mine sound like an organ sometimes?

VikingHippie , in In case you ever need to know this

Also how to safely check, in court, whether your eyeballs are still there.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Official Safety Memo
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Where’s his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn’t it

Shady_Shiroe , in Like clockwork

I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn’t constantly under DDOS attacks

TheGoldenGod ,
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So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.

MrMamiya , in In case you ever need to know this

Can’t accidentally look if you don’t have eyes…

Shady_Shiroe ,

Honestly, just get those reflective sunglasses and your immune to Medusa while looking cool

IanAtCambio , in My favourite piece of Internet history

Bobson Dugnutt. Lmfao

moody ,

I’m naming my firstborn Bobson.

AwfulWaffle56 ,

It would make sense if your name is Bob

Ferris ,
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like jr, but for bobs

HotDogFingies ,
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Your grandchild will be named Bobsonson

bstix ,

the scientist who found the Hicks Bobsonson

Archer ,

Gotta say if it was some guy working a blue collar job in Kentucky I would think “Yeah that’s pretty expected”

DudeBro , in My favourite piece of Internet history

MIKE TRUK

zakobjoa ,
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M I K E T R U K

Pregnenolone ,

Mike Truk arrive

Archer ,
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ubermeisters , in Reject suffering
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Wut

Stinkywinks ,

Boxing, wearing gloves and hitting each other in the face

VikingHippie OP ,

Face, that thing covering the front-oriented part of your head

mustardman , in If you know, you know

Can someone explain the joke? I get the Micheal Jordan and the Jordan logo but don’t understand the other parts. Thanks!

CleverNameAndNumbers ,

See OPs comment below with a link to the reference comic. Fair warning though, it’s some unsettling shit.

ickplant OP ,
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It’s based on a short story called The Enigma of Amigara Fault, where

spoilerpeople find people-shaped holes in the mountains and feel compelled to go inside them.

Here’s a short summary. You can read it in full here.

rockerface ,

Holy crap, this is cool

OceanSoap ,

If you like it, I highly recommend all his manga. They’re all just as creepy/terrifying as this one.

Sharpiemarker ,

It’s quite a spooky story. You may or may not be interested in reading it.

roon , in You hear it now, don't you
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artisanrox , in (.)(.)
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this has some major ace energy

CheeseBread , in Official Safety Memo

There’s so many great things about this: the text, the fact that the snapping also has a hard hat on, and the arrow that indicates which way you’re supposed to look.

bauhaus ,
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yet it doesn’t explain how to get the helmet onto the turtle…

yumpsuit ,

The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.

Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.

VikingHippie ,

Or not to hold it with your fingers well within snapping distance 😄

nomecks ,

No high vis though

Pregnenolone , in quatre-vingts

“seventeen, eighteen, nineteen… ten… ten ten”

roon , in Brain is the best
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My brain read that as Brian

Spliffman1 ,
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Ever seen the Life of Brian? Great movie

roon ,
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I’ve seen the life of pi

eth0slash0 , in (.)(.)

Don’t worry, they’re men’s nipples.

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