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jhulten , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec

Deploy the 69th Drag Corps to protect the alter boys.

betterdeadthanreddit , (edited )

alter boys

I don’t want to sound homophonic but that could be an apt description of their unit depending on its makeup. It’s a rare case of the high-speed, high-drag operator.

999 ,

You don't want to sound like music that has one sound or line of melody being played by multiple instruments at the same time?

betterdeadthanreddit , (edited )
Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

I hate sounding homophonic too, that’s why I never make puns.

Hupf ,
TonyTonyChopper , in We all need to heal.
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They brought this back for the Xbox controller a.co/d/4PlCsxi

I got one it’s so sweet

Matthew , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

There are better pillows out there, friend

Lt_Worf OP ,

I’m all ears for recommendations. I’ve wasted money on pillows that were great for one night and then started causing problems. =(

TwoWeebles ,
Lt_Worf OP ,

Thanks!

itsAsin ,
@itsAsin@lemmy.world avatar

i bought a buckwheat pillow a couple months ago and it led directly to the issue in the meme. BEWARE!

Timecircleline ,

You can take some buckwheat out if it’s too much! I love my buckwheat because I can shape it to my head/neck

GuyFi ,

Personally I love the memory foam, harder pillow from IKEA I got for £15. It’s so comfortable that other pillows feel like shit compared to it. It’s not for everyone though

Ryan213 ,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Lol that’s what I use! They’re great!

GuyFi ,
Taako_Tuesday ,

Love that you have a meme for this exact thing

HotBeef ,

No way me too! I always had OPs problem until I bought it. I resent going away without it because it’s that good.

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I got one for myself and feel like I had more neck problems than before using it

Okkai ,

I used to be a 2 pillow guy but I’ve moved down to one. I’m using a Nectar pillow now. It’s pricey but so far so good.

FierroGamer ,

I’ve got some generic memory foam pillow, best pillow ever.

its_the_new_style ,

I went and tried the Purple Harmony pillow when there was a similar thread on Reddit ~1 year ago. It was fantastic! I wanted it sooo bad, but it was just too expensive. I did find out later that Purple runs sales a few times a year. Think the best was around Christmas and it was damn near 50% off. So, I’ve had it since Christmas and been very happy.

gothicdecadence ,

I’ve got a purple harmony pillow (medium size) and it’s okay. I feel like it’s too high for back sleeping and not high enough for side sleeping. And due to the nature of it it’s nearly impossible to try to mold to the shape I need. I’m thinking of getting a Coop tbh

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Use www.sleeplikethedead.com to look up what works best for you. I went with latex pillows ten years ago and they’re still going strong, though starting to smell like latex recently. Probably time to replace them …

hemko ,

I got some memory foam pillows from IKEA for like 32e piece for me and wife couple years ago. Still going good, wouldn’t want anything else

mjolkkloca ergonomic pillow

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I’m on the buckwheat train. Tried different pillows and ended up with buckwheat. The pillow allows you to mold the shape to an extent which makes it extremely flexible. They also come in different sizes and good pillow sellers will either overstuff them or give you a bag with extra stuffing. You can open the pillow up (via zipper usually) to remove and add more buckwheat for even more customization. It’s just extremely flexible overall.

autokludge ,
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Jumping on the buckwheat train. I was terrible at pushing all my pillows into the bedhead and waking up with a bent neck before picking up one of these. Another benefit is they don’t get uncomfortably warm. It’s really nice that I can wriggle to flatten it out for back sleeping, or fluff it up to the perfect height for side sleeping.

sweetviolentblush ,
@sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve been thinking of getting one, are there any downsides you’ve noticed? Like how noisy is it cause I’m a restless light sleeper

autokludge ,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Tough call, it makes most noise when you fluff it and a bit if you move about on it.

Polydextrous ,

Right? My one pillow is just on the verge of almost too much, but I like few pillows and my neck is fucked up.

foofiepie ,

I tried Tempur. Slumbar worked for me as a side sleeper. They have the knee pillow too but it just ends up popping out. I just use the duvet.

Vilian , in We all need to heal.

steam deck has it, steam deck fixing society

Its_Always_420 , in We all need to heal.
@Its_Always_420@kbin.social avatar

It'll work, just shove em full of RGB lights and they'd fit in perfect with modern builds.

I_Miss_Daniel , in We all need to heal.
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

Nfc antennas get in the way.

9point6 , in Why are there people like this?!

Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

Lupus108 ,

Honestly, I’d take a kick in the nuts over the other two options…

Honytawk ,

You could take the time to hit them in the face.

But I’d still rather take no money at all.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it’s done nothing to change him.

Sordid ,

Who said anything about changing him? I just wanna have fun.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough, although when the guy is used to getting punched in the face, it’s not going to faze him much.

Now Musk, on the other hand, do punch away.

ParsnipWitch ,

Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn’t go to the doctor because that’s not alpha :(

RGB3x3 ,

The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.

Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.

zalgotext ,

Eh, he probably just takes steroids and watches some gym bro on Instagram for workout ideas, people that proud and stupid rarely ask others for advice/help.

KrimsonBun ,
@KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml avatar

Honestly you could take my money so I don’t have to go. All of it.

Kanda ,

Sounds like someone has 0 money

JunctionSystem ,

Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

Pointy_Dorito ,

I’d pay $1000 to not have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.

TWeaK , in We all need to heal.

There’s a few Nintendo Switch mods that have done this, you can buy the shells.

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

also steam deck,megadrive,nes,pet turtles,raspberry pis,gameboys

there1snospoon ,

…pet turtles…

Wat

TWeaK ,

Well they won’t run away now!

Neve8028 , in Why are there people like this?!

dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs

Hupf ,

Step 1: have $1Bn ready

Step 2: collect interest rates

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Elon goes more like…

Step 1: Have $1b

Step 2: Lose $990m

Thorny_Thicket ,

Imagine being literally the richest man on the world and people still act like you’re bad at finances.

“But he inherited the wealth…”

As did many other billionaires that didn’t make it to the front of that list

YoItsDoc ,

Imagine thinking billionaires don’t pay people to do their finances.

Elon doesn’t lose money because of a lack of handled finances, but because he says and does absurd shit.

Thorny_Thicket ,

Other billionaires have access to the same financial advisers. Unless all billionaires are extremely stupid and Elon just happens to be the least stupid one of them then this logic simply just doesn’t add up.

zakobjoa OP ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sad to report that, yes, that what the top comments were arguing.

dingus , in Dollar Tree done went up yo...

While everyone has been fucking us over on inflation (my rent went up $500 in one year), I’ll actually give them this one. Things have been $1 there for literally decades. Raising it to $1.25 really is actually a more reasonable change for that long of a time period to begin with.

And no, it’s not “$1.25 and up”. It’s $1.25 and under. You’re thinking of places like Dollar General where they lied about being a $1 store to begin with and are actually way more expensive than that. Dollar General is not and was notna true dollar store.

Don’t get me wrong. Dollar Tree isn’t exactly a wholesome company. But of all the things happening recently it’s actually a more reasonable change.

over_clox OP ,

Um, excuse me?

They literally went to $1.25 and above. Please STFU.

www.usatoday.com/story/money/…/5914780001/

Please don’t tell me about a store we visit every other day.

dingus ,

Interesting. It seems limited to location per that article. I have not seen items above $1.25 at the Dollar Trees in my region.

over_clox OP ,

Well, our minimum prices are $1.25+tax, and some items are $3, $5, and even $10.

dingus ,

Wow yours sounds like it’s priced like a $5 Below. Are you in California or New York, by chance?

over_clox OP ,

Mississippi

dingus ,

Ah, I’ve figured it out. Using the store locator tool, it looks like many Dollar Tree stores in your state have converted into Dollar Tree Plus. Dollar Tree Plus does not stick to the original Dollar Tree mantra of everything being $1.

Places without “Plus” in the store locator tool are regular Dollar Tree locations where everything is $1.25 or less.

In my region, I cannot seem to find any Dollar Tree Plus locations, thank goodness. Everything is still $1.25 here.

over_clox OP ,

So, can I sue them for not using the ‘Plus’ logo…?

dingus ,

Unfortunately, no. But you can use the store locator to see if there is a non “Plus” location near you. It seems there are supposedly some non Plus locations still in Mississippi, but I have no idea if any of them are a convenient distance from you.

over_clox OP ,

Huh, interesting. I might have to check the locator app out sooner or later, but we only got one Dollar Tree in town so it would really only count when we happen to be out of town.

mihnt ,
@mihnt@kbin.social avatar

There are no dollar tree plus stores in my area but a lot of them still have the higher priced sections now.

over_clox OP ,

And some items are up to $10

FlyingSquid , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Does that also mean that the capital of Ecuador is really modest?

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Nah the roots are Quechua not Spanish

Diprount_Tomato , in Time to crack open the military-grade repellant
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Moscas (flies): 😐

TheControlled , in Why are there people like this?!

I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.

Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.

Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.

In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances

aviationeast ,

“Twice the pride double the fall.” - OP as he wines, dines, and brutally torture two rich shitbags.

theragu40 , in Why are there people like this?!

$10M??

I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

$10 is a sure bet.

EhEhraughn ,

I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.

ekZepp , in Why are there people like this?!
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

I would like to have my 10 million, now! 🫱

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