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trebor8201 , in Why are there people like this?!

Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?

Aganim ,

Thanks, good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail…

Brocon ,

He learned that trick from former german chancelor Angela Merkel. “Merkel-Raute” is the term.

eager_eagle ,
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Brocon ,

Thanks for the laugh!

FlyingSquid , in Weapons Grade Drag - MilSpec
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A bad guy in a dress… so, Jefferson Davis?

NumbersCanBeFun , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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  • RamSwamson ,

    I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor 😓

    Riven ,
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    Damn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.

    On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ♥️

    CluckN ,

    Look at this fat cat capitalist with a table. We use to take turns breathing inside McDonalds just to get a whiff of nutrients.

    EmoDuck ,

    Look at Bill Gates over here. We couldn’t even afford nothing. We always had something and it was dreadful

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Ooh lah de dah Elon Musk here with his something. We had to live in a perfect vacuum and hope a quark would pop into existence out of the quantum foam so we could eat it. And we were expected to like it that way.

    Borat ,
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    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/YsGjFh1ke44

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    GrammatonCleric ,
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    Nostagia

    OutlierBlue ,

    I’ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.

    Crackhappy , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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    Man… I have to not buy saltines because I will literally just eat a sleeve plain.

    TheObserver ,
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    I’ll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I’ve done. One day it’s gonna catch up to me and I’m gonna be the next person on my 600lb life

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I can just sit and eat a whole box of Triscuits if I’m not stopped, so I never buy Triscuits in any of their wonderfully delicious flavors.

    Potatos_are_not_friends , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

    Oh god the thought of only communicating to someone with code would drive me insane.

    natanael ,

    .json

    lud ,

    At least it’s not XML.

    QuazarOmega ,

    Lojban enters the chat

    orrk ,

    code? nah, we should communicate with assembler!

    original_ish_name ,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">#!/bin/sh
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">cat &lt;&lt; EOF
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Type your boring english thing here
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">EOF
    </span>
    
    Iron_Lynx , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

    En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo’n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

    luciferofastora ,

    “And this is why US-centrismis such a big problem in the internet. Everybody speaks Engliah, and the United States are the biggest in terms of English speakers. And through that a situation occurs where most users are seen as Americans, unless stated otherwise”

    About right?

    Iron_Lynx ,

    I would translate VS-standaardisme to US defaultism, and beyond that, you’re pretty much spot on.

    original_ish_name ,

    I honestly think we need to standardize language. English is the most widely spoken langauge in the world and (nearly) anyone can speak it so it’s a good contender. Most programming languages use English

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">#include 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">int main(){
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">        printf("hello world!n");
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">        return 0;
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">}
    </span>
    

    And honestly as much as it makes my heart cry to say this, American English is more efficient. After all it might be a one letter difference but why include “u” in color? If I remember correctly the “u” was dropped because adverts used to be payed per each character, and even today considering the usage of color tags in css it makes sense to drop the “u”. Even if it is a small difference in terms of size, it still makes writing faster and adds up

    original_ish_name , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

    I speak English because it’s the langauge I know the best.

    My Aafrikans is nie goed nie.

    neuracnu , in incredible
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    Pretty much everyone in this thread needs to go read Ryan North’s book “How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler”.

    www.amazon.com/…/0735220158/

    Or, if you don’t have time, just print this out and keep it with you at all times:

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/8829767d-a241-47c2-a0ac-86979f9944c0.jpeg

    llii ,

    I don’t know if this helps. It’s enough to know you’re fucked.

    30isthenew29 ,

    I find this to be brilliant.

    sumofchemicals ,

    I’ve been meaning to buy this! Does he have a section on how to handle no one speaking your language?

    howsetheraven ,

    “Wrap some copper wire around a core”

    Mr. Stegosaurus, please point out the nearest refinery so I can grab some copper wire.

    marmo7ade ,

    I love this chart. Because pasteurization is a result of capitalism, not food safety. The EU doesn’t pasteurize their eggs because their chickens are vaccinated against salmonella. The USA does not vaccinate their chickens because it would hurt Big Agriculture and all their egg pasteurizing factories.

    We have to pasteurize milk because of the awful conditions of factory farming - where disease is rampant. Again, this is a result of capitalism. And again, you can see drastic difference in the products in the EU vs the USA. Some EU cheeses are required, by law, to use raw milk. It’s safe there.

    Excrubulent ,
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    My biggest issue with this is the flight part - it’s a counterintuitive explanation that doesn’t really explain how to make the flight work. It’s not technically wrong, and if you trace that cross-section you will get a working aerofoil. However, you can’t make the Wright Flyer on that explanation, or in fact any of the early aeroplanes that were constructed with simple fabric stretched between wooden frames.

    A far more useful and intuitive explanation is that planes fly by flow-turning, basically the interaction between the aerofoil and the air turns the air in one direction, which pushes the aerofoil in the other. This also means the air below will end up slower than the air on top, which will create a pressure differential. Either of these methods can completely describe how flight works.

    Also, a plane isn’t just two aerofoils attached to a central body. Early planes were at least biplanes, and you need horizontal and vertical stabilisers to have full control. You need flaps that give you pitch, yaw and roll, and you need the centre-of-mass - the point where it balances - to be in front of the centre of pressure. That means you need the stabilisers to be at the back to keep the plane stable like a dart.

    This isn’t just a “well akshually”, although it sort of is. If you tried to follow the advice as-written and didn’t know this, there’s a good chance you’d end up on the long list of people killed by their own inventions. Actually, I suspect most of these explanations give you just enough information to kill yourself but not really enough to actually make any of them work from first principles.

    Fernando-678 , in Xitter Tanks
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    Xitter, Jesus, you guys are amazing.

    vimdiesel ,

    Shitter would have worked too

    Nikls94 ,

    That’s why you pronounce the X the Chinese way!

    Thoth19 , in Anon meets a girl

    This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who’s wife and kid never existed.

    captainlezbian , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

    Ah yes the one demonstration to push a government to the left and organize labor that tankies don’t like acknowledging

    Noughmad ,

    No, there was another one, interestingly at the exact same time, in Poland. They don’t like that one either.

    illusoryMechanist ,

    Could you be more specific? I hadn’t heard about that before

    Noughmad , (edited )

    The Solidarity movement, started in 1980 as a series of labor strikes, formed into a large trade union and then a political movement demanding workers’ rights, actual worker control over means of production, and similar socialist policies. It finally forced and won a public election in 1989 (on the very same day of the Tiananmen square crackdown) which in turn led to the end of communist (and Russian) rule in Poland.

    TheProtagonist ,

    Quite ironic, when you think about it… - the working class defeating the communist party!

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Tankies when the people being told heirarchy is bad and steals the value of your labor when people actually believe it and try to abolish it:

    Noughmad ,

    Also tankies claiming to be anti-imperialist when people want to leave your empire.

    Touching_Grass ,

    When oliver Anthony sings that he’s an old world man struggling to live in a new world, all I think about is how strong the old world fought to unionize the work force. I didn’t even know about it until this year. The 1900s labour movement was intense and interesing. Especially reading about it from the future which helps put a lot of current politics into perspective.

    ProvableGecko ,

    Having to live in an authoritarian shithole takes its toll on you after a while.

    DrYazman ,

    a political movement demanding workers’ rights, actual worker control over means of production, and similar socialist policies.

    They demanded this, won, and then ignored all of it and introduced neoliberal capitalism pretty much straight away?

    Aux ,

    Only idiots want communism.

    American_Communist22 ,
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    You mean the massive labor strikes calling for the return of the socialist government after inflation skyrocketed 400% (or 300% idc)

    irmoz , in Geography test

    A true Mongol would call it Ulaanbaatar

    jossbo ,
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    Wtf did you just call me?!

    FiskFisk33 , in Xitter Tanks

    𝕏itter

    flambonkscious , in I mean... close enough right?

    This is a great template - I loved that movie, but I hate to think how badly it’s aged

    CitizenKong , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

    I can recommend water pillows.

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