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pyre , in Ive bought two

/nottheonion

i really thought it was

CurlyWurlies4All , in Or meet and cheese
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Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

lengau ,

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

XCraftMC ,

ground beef

li10 , in two wolves

I need the non meme version of this image so I can send it to people when they ask how I’m getting on at the gym.

ummthatguy ,
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li10 ,

👑

PopcornPrincess ,

Send them this meme, so they can also see your gains.

PunnyName , in two wolves

Yep

HootinNHollerin ,

Dang ol yup, man

Bytemeister , in Ive bought two

Modern appliances just aren’t as good. Check with Goodwill, or yard/estate sales. You can pick up a vintage kitchen cube that works just as well for pennies on the dollar, and it will outlast you.

ZeffSyde ,

I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

Aasikki ,

I prefer carbon steel cubes myself but cast iron is nice too.

SkunkWorkz ,

Because you are not accounting for inflation. A modern kitchen cube made in the same quality as a vintage cube would cost one cubic meter of pennies.

TheReturnOfPEB , in Ive bought two

Can we see the accessory list ?

chemicalwonka , in Ive bought two
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“Capitalism breeds innovation”. An economic system where “form” comes first than “function”

sfxrlz , in poni

Star trek

Fallofturkey , in two wolves
@Fallofturkey@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh, my thoughts every 3am

Steamymoomilk , in Ive bought two

moans in machinist

1551 stainless

original2 ,

Like… Maybe a 17cm side cube… I would cast it and just finished it on my old manual milling machine

dragThruGardenPlz , in poni
@dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social avatar

I think it’s his lung

Kolanaki ,
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Mister would you please help my pony?

deranger ,

He coughed up snot in the doorway
And I think his lung’s fucked up

CaptainBasculin , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

Not being able to pull off an assasination in a country where citizens can legally buy an assualt rifle must be an embarrasment in the history of assasins.

ComicalMayhem ,

it was an incredibly close shot. looks like he coincidentally moved his head the exact moment the shot rang, if he hadn’t he would be gone. factors like windage also play a role. idk which outcome is worse.

Dagamant ,

I also don’t know which outcome would be worse but I do know which one I really wanted in that moment.

Zipitydew ,

MAGA world would collapse from infighting to be the new figure head. So I know which outcome I’d have preferred.

chaogomu ,

Both Trump and the Shooter surviving would have been best. If the kid was able to say exactly why he did it, then all the conspiracy would die. An Trump would have some uncomfortable questions about his involvement with Epstein. That second part might still happen. But likely won’t.

octopus_ink ,

Definitely this one. This just killed my hope that he loses again, and you know the Gravy Seals are going to step up their harassment and violence towards people - and that would have been true either way. At least with the other outcome he doesn’t get in.

He couldn’t have asked for a better gift for his campaign.

ComicalMayhem ,

him dying would’ve turned him into a martyr and basically solidified him as a saint, if not a god, to the maga crowd. I can imagine the repercussions of that. there’s also the possibility that someone worse replaces him, someone just as fascist and selfish but twice as competent, and that would be disastrous. y’know, the whole “guys I went back in time and killed Hitler” trope/joke.

deranger ,

Now he’s a living martyr.

ComicalMayhem ,

this is true…

Sanctus ,
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octopus_ink ,

and basically solidified him as a saint, if not a god, to the maga crowd.

I’m pretty sure that’s already true, but I see your point overall.

winterayars ,

A lot of them already called him “the God Emperor”, so…

LodeMike ,

Yeah but then he couldnt be in the oval, which is what actually matters lol.

ComicalMayhem ,

others have made a terrifying point that his death could incite another instruction like Jan 6.

Scubus ,

Which biden would be prepared to deal with. Keep in mind that Trump was in office for Jan 6. One might even consider that a good thing, as this time with a competent president there would be less victims, and more insurrectionists getting their voting rights taken away.

veniasilente ,
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¿Biden competent? He’s probably gonna die of old age by Jan 5, and if not, is going to be ordering who knows what crap with his dementia on Jan 6…

Agrivar ,

You’re going to have to do better if you want to fool anyone, estúpido troll ruso.

Scubus ,

Don’t engage, just mark him as a right wing troll with a user note so you can remember not to engage with him.

veniasilente ,
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I’ll give you one (1) pity point for jumping right to the low hanging tree category for personal attack.

LodeMike ,

I still think that would be better

retrospectology ,
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

He’s already a god to his followers. People literally paint him as the second coming of Jesus Christ. There is no one worse in this moment than Donald Trump.

Atin ,

Sure there are people who are worse. There are people behind their movement that have not stuck their head up and are competent.

retrospectology ,
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, yet none of them are able to do what Trump does. That’s why it’s taken 40+ years for them to get to this point. The Mitch McConnells and such might be politically saavy, but they don’t have the “charisma” of Donald Trump to actually pull off the end game. That’s why they all protect him so much, he’s a cult figure, which can be difficult to fabricate.

Track_Shovel ,

As someone indicated below, he’s now a living martyr. I would place money that he uses this to galvanize his following and it actually benefits him in the polls.

He needed to die in an embarrassing way (lethal dose of ex-lax?) for it to hurt his reputation.

I don’t buy the ‘pave the way for someone worse’ argument. Who would that be? I can’t think of anyone right now, except for maybe De Santis in terms of actually being somewhat competent.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/b5c27087-2014-4452-a42b-3f3fcdf85e99.png

JohnnyH842 ,

Might not be a politician. He wasn’t before he became president.

Tja ,

Cruz is competent and evil, ramashwarmy will do anything the likes of miller and bannon come up with, de sanstis as you said… There are worse options, frightingly…

Mirshe ,

Haley isn’t really afraid to say the quiet part loud.

Agent641 ,

Apparently, eating C-4 causes diarrhoea. Bomb tech recruits would be fed small amounts of C-4 and then chased around with a taser, a shock from which they feared would set it off, while trying not to shit themselves

zbyte64 ,

A perversion of the word Martyr as it requires one to walk in faith. The appropriating of religious symbols merely as an aesthetic is really on brand…

Bgugi ,

Martyr apparently comes from Greek meaning “one who testifies in court.” The religious connotations came later.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

No it wasn’t. He has zero injuries. It could even been a shard of glass on the stage. Stages are dirty fucking things that no one cleans once they are up.

ComicalMayhem ,

what the actual fuck are you talking about? a shard of glass, in the ear?

there are two possibilities. this was a failed assassination attempt or this was an elaborately staged plot to boost his popularity.

GladiusB ,
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One of the news outlets reported that. But nevermind reading what is actually written.

Excrubulent ,
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If the bullet went through a teleprompter he could’ve been hit by the shards. That would explain all the slashes on his face.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Like a real life Day of the Jackal.

Blackmist ,

Assuming it was actually the bullet that injured his ear, and not the 10 secret service guys wrestling a 78 year old man to the ground.

ArcaneSlime ,

In the video he reacts to something before being tackled, kinda ducking his head a little and grabbing at his ear. He was hit by something, but I’ve heard some conjecture it may have been shrapnel from a shot teleprompter, so seems to either be that or a bullet itself.

Wxnzxn ,
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That’s why you aim for the torso, center of mass, smh, frfr

TankovayaDiviziya ,

Some still survive injury to the head so if you want to kill someone instantly, try to aim for the heart. Security services know this that’s why persons of interest are advised to wear bulletproof vests. I am guessing Trump is wearing one so had the shooter tried to aim for the torso, that would have been more embarrassing than near-missing Trump to the head.

Thcdenton ,

assualt

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a lesser known manufacturer, but a hit at gun shows.

/J

Kolanaki , in poni
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don’t care).

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still on my parents netflix but I will pirate it anyway because it’s funni

cordlord , in poni

Smiling Friends would be perfect

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

Asidonhopo , in poni

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

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