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Zacryon , in Stages of grief

Where I live, Margarine has to have a fat content of at least 80 % otherwise it is not allowed to be called Margarine. Guess what happens? Even there companies try to cut costs and oversell less fatty water as kind of Margarine.

roboto , in I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.

Track_Shovel , in I Drank Every Flavor Of Red Bull In A Row To See If It Would Give Me Wings

I have had cocaine nights gentler than this. My head keeps darting around like a songbird’s. The width of my skull feels off. My eyeballs are dry. I can hear my blood.

Lmao

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Yeah, actually, I don’t miss college.

MacNCheezus , in shræmp
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Tired: låmp

Inspired: shræmp

kewwwi OP ,

Evolved: Crāb

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Enlightened: løbster

chuckleslord , in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Damn. I fell for it

moistclump ,

I still don’t get it. Can you explain?

hoch ,

That is Kuiper.

And that is his belt.

Toes , in shræmp

This is a Gura approved message.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in shræmp
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🍤

gravitas_deficiency ,

🦐

FelixCress , in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Keep installing these compulsory updates which your overlords let you postpone but not to decline. Good sheep.

MHanak ,

“Stop installing updates to your security software and let it stagnate”

FelixCress ,

Good sheep. Updates good, no updates bad.

MHanak ,

I wonder how many unpatched zero days anything you are running has

FelixCress ,

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they already screwed up everything they could.

Strykker ,

This wasn’t a windows issue you fucking neanderthal.

FelixCress ,

Baaah, baaah, four legs good, two legs bad

arefx , in Title

Man it’s too bad the dude form red chord went full boot and became a right wing cop

Ilovethebomb , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

Xeroxchasechase ,

Like music to my ear!

meathorse ,

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you’ll have a more pleasant experience

cadekat , in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.

Screw Judy, the fox is where it’s at. His name isn’t Nick Mild after all

ZombiFrancis ,

The Zootopia fanbase is wild. It has some range: from femboy Nick followings to the “Your Premediated Sin” camp.

Makeshift ,

I am sure he may indeed have screwed Judy.

shalafi , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

psmgx ,

Also Grindr handle

EvilEyedPanda ,

And the name of his first porno!

cmgvd3lw , in shræmp

I don’t have a brown sweater.

metaStatic ,

it doesn't need to start out brown

bolexforsoup , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

comrade19 ,

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

lseif ,

I FARTED ---------->

saltesc ,

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

brbposting ,

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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1 prayer = 3 shares

3 prayers = 10 likes

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Can’t always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

bolexforsoup ,

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I definitely didn’t take it as a comment on my own behavior, I agree that this kind of shit is obnoxious. I just wanted to make jokes about diarrhea.

bolexforsoup ,

lol

hungryphrog ,

What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Probably? That should be a community tbh.

TORFdot0 ,

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

bolexforsoup ,

I’m talking about this genre post in general

Nachorella , in Title

The funniest part of this is that it didn’t have the one song I expected: youtu.be/ZvSgLHWR16o?si=_bKjOUbXmsuLZi0w

PrincessTardigrade ,

Was also going to comment that song!

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