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davidagain , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

At first I thought that was a blahaj and was confused.

Sam_Bass , in what then?

According to Ms. Daniels, he is hung like a gorrilla

c0smokram3r , in Kind of ironic
@c0smokram3r@midwest.social avatar

Stop shopping @ Target 🚫

Gerudo ,

It’s not that easy. In some areas, every retail store puts everyday stuff behind glass.

New Orleans had virtually every chain retail cvs/walgreens/target etc. with half the store behind glass. A lot of the items weren’t even what you would normally consider theft targets.

Hikermick ,

My half serious prediction is this is the next evolution in in-person shopping. One of everything will be on display, you pick it out, someone goes around back to fetch it for you. This has existed before at state run liquor stores and a retail store called Century

pipows ,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Why tho? (there is no Target where I live, so I don’t know a thing about it)

Maven ,

In the last few years they have had a history of locking up specifically products aimed at black people and not the white people equivalent. Most notably hair products.

They got in trouble for it and then after admitting they did it because of racism. They started locking up the whole store to save face.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

There’s also union busting.

kemsat , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

There should be two more buns so that there’s three double cheeseburgers.

AllNewTypeFace , in Cyberpunk 2024
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vaporwave intensifies

CommissarVulpin ,

a e s t h e t i c

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

808 slow vibes

OceanSoap , in what then?

You guys are imagining what Trump’s dick is like now?? No wonder he’s winning, lol

pineapplelover , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

America 🇺🇸

boatsnhos931 , in what then?

Instant riot because his supporters would all offer their mouths and orifices

Lemjukes , in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

LyD ,

Disagree, I really needed it.

thisbenzingring ,

Yeah I didn’t get the joke until then. It’s perfect as is

Lemjukes ,

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

Ghostwurm , in Cyberpunk 2024
@Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca avatar

Wushu Dolls, intensifies

solsangraal , in Kind of ironic

another reason brick and mortars are fucked. weird how ordering online and waiting 2 days is infinitely less annoying than driving to a store, finding the thing you went there for locked up, and having to fetch a wage slave to open the glass case for socks. after he’s done helping the 5 people in front of you

pineapplelover ,

I actually love going to REI. Super helpful and cool place. Microcenter is ok, I only get 3D printer filament there and they also do price matching so if you find the same thing on amazon or somewhere cheaper, they’ll match the price.

nicky7 ,

I agree; I won’t even buy it if it’s locked up.

chemicalwonka , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

heart attack

hotpot8toe , in A story in two parts

haha cybertruck is shit! super original joke that I am not tired of hearing

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.

Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.

moody ,

Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.

flambonkscious ,

Nah, I love those things.

That horrible abortive fiat multipla, however, will always gather my scorn. Even when discontinued, it was just that ugly with it’s 6 headlights and two noses

Holyginz ,

So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.

renzev ,

It’s not a joke tho?

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Burninate

The elder gods have been summoned

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Originally old Flash cartoons?

No doubt, they’re some seriously old deities

Welcome to Strongbadia!

ChronosTriggerWarning , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

“Oh no, not again.”

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