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Eufalconimorph , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What’s blue and bad for your teeth? A very fast brick.

257m ,

I miss 3 am jokes

WhiteHotaru , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Und nicht nur dann! 👋

ThrowawayPermanente , in Half Life but it's approaching you.

Finger off the trigger!

c0mbatbag3l ,
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He squeezes with it that far in and he’s not going to hit for shit.

itsAsin , in Charged
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no hangry robots please.

captainlezbian , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo

Johanno ,

Viel Glück mit den Fällen

HenriVolney , in Cuality Community Contributor

You were 10/85 so here’s one more to balance things out (didn’t upvote either for obvious reasons)

30isthenew29 , in me to my bf all the time !!

Do you promise your bladder is empty???

chumbalumber ,

… amogus_pee_stain.jpg

30isthenew29 ,

I don’t get it, but it’s funny! Carry on!

chumbalumber ,

This image is lodged in my head from when it got posted to 196 one timehttps://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/oa6u6zxqA2.jpg

Except the text was slightly different; something about doing it as a surprise for their boyfriend

FartsWithAnAccent , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down
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Sheisse…

Kolanaki , in Please don't post this on your campus.
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Oh no. No no no. You don’t shove these in my face and tell me not to plaster them all over my local library.

Alfred! Fire up the printer!

jacktherippah , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Lebenslanger Schicksalschatz. Only thing I know in German. Not sure if anyone’s gonna get the reference.

Shialac ,

How I met your Mother? Yeah that… word…? Sentence…? Almost makes no sense in german lmao

jacktherippah ,

Lmao thanks for the insight.

Blegh , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Ich sehe hier kein Problem…

Sprich Deutsch!

TotallyNotASub ,

Du

LouNeko ,

Juan

mo_lave , (edited ) in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down

Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche Sprache ist die beste der Welt!

abbadon420 ,

Jaja, dat zeggen de Fransen ook, maar er kan er toch maar één de beste zijn!

mryessir ,

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can , in Cuality Community Contributor

Not a god damn chance

NotNKVD , in me to my bf all the time !!
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Go ahead

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8c1ad3ec-9a23-4977-a092-59453f6a53e1.jpeg

Tobin , in A handy field guide to plant ID
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Instagram let’s you put a link in you bio, and my brother had one to this guide for so long

TWeaK ,

Oh crap I didn’t see the link nor notice it was a full guide until I read your comment!

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