Ironing
The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten
App development
Tea Time
It was in self-defence 🙃
Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth
Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird
Can someone post hate comments so I feel at more normal?
Comment any opinion and I will disagree with it, no matter what.
tired of everything being about america
people online assume that you live in america, people always that you are talking about america. whenever there are news or discussions and the language that is used is english, everything is about america. I’m tired of it. stop rubbing this stuff into my face. I don’t care about your stupid country
If you want communism, you can start a commune
I see this way too often here on Lemmy, so I want to post this. Starting a commune is legal in most countries. If you believe in communism, you can found a commune and show us all how great it is....
nuclear fear-mongering is a ploy by Big oil
https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/f15ac65f-a409-4e54-827c-91b1525ffcd4.jpeg
If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
Have rock
Bonus meme...
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I hate leaf blowers with the passion of 1000 suns.
Everywhere I am there is a guy running a leaf blower. At my house, leaf blowers everywhere all day long. At work, of course, leaf blowers blowing dirt and allergens into the air. It’s such a special noise, it goes through walls and headphones so effectively. They are the most pervasive, annoying things on the planet. I hate...
*doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
And they don't fold well either
Alignment Chart Shitpost
Eat the rich?
Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts
man cannot live on memes and news alone. there is a void here. news stories breed reasoned discussion, generally filled with stringent, on topic remarks. memes breed tepid remarks, a step above twitter blue check replies, but little worth reading....
Sitting and shitting on my high horse
What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant
Didnt really pay attention to context or spelling, more like reading through words derived from a foreign language
History is written by the victors
Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
Lemmy, why are you wrong?
Someone else did this, but they were wrong: they mostly dissembled and half agreed....