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Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

Truly.

My theory is that chihuahuas are so on edge because they know something is wrong with them, and they know it’s our fault.

Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening

This is a test. I have lots of textual shitposts to make, waiting to be released from the potential that is my soul, in its experience of my self as separate “parts,” created from memories. So many words. Are you allowed to unironically make copy pasta? This post is gibberish and so am I....

If the us government bans asbestos what else will I wipe my ass with?

Toilet paper is expensive. Asbestos is the same color as toilet paper and you can clean it by throwing it in the fireplace. This means it can be used as reusable toilet paper. Try using cloth instead of toilet paper and you’re stuck with shit stains....

Turtle might still be alive

Dad?

www.instagram.com/p/C87jDrYtjKO/

He's aware he's AI generated

1 like = 1 money

Google Gemini is really bad.

Unfortunately, I tried to upload screenshots to this community several times, but I keep getting an error....

Imagine... a president who can sing the star spangled banner...

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8bf1a263-23ff-4a13-ad80-c3acc1f3ff43.webmAmong other talents! 🍺 (sauce)

Whats the goto these days

Is tiktok still the goto app for people when they’re bored? Is it just instagram and reddit for memes? Is anything new or rising in the appspace?

In 3,027 years, life will either be great or lousy. It's 5050

Change my mind

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What the fuck

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"How old am i" and "where are my pants"

I just lost the game guys :(

And so did you (:

Stranger Danger

how do you guys use lemmy?

is there a place for me if im interested in people’s stories and experiences but not in depersonalized news and jokes and us politics? i dont want to post from the name of community but from my name, i dont want to subscribe to the whole community but to interesting people/topics

Did you know

If you imagine licking a surface with your tongue your brain will tell you what it will feel like without the need to actually lick it....

Godzilla (2014) was pretty good, except for Muto having that electromagnetic pulse weapon. Why would a biological evolutionarily develop such a thing? It's useless against Godzilla.

Only useful against technology really, and that seems so unrealistic. That’s where it lost me, the convenience of a creature that can EM machines. So unbelievable....

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