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Blackmist ,

Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.

RampantParanoia2365 ,

I don’t get it.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.

MonkderDritte ,

But where is Bowser a sidekick?

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Well, I’m pretty sure there were instances where Mario and Bowser cooperated. But it doesn’t matter, because even if only 2 answers make sense, the joke already works.

Rakonat ,

Bowsette may not be Nintendo canon, but it sure as hell is fan canon.

Instigate ,
  • Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
  • Super Paper Mario
  • Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • Paper Mario: the Origami King

Depending on your definition of ‘sidekick’, these may also count:

  • every Mario Party game
  • every Mario Kart game
  • every Mario & Sonic Olympics game
  • Super Smash Bros Melee, Brawl and Ultimate
  • Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story

There might be more I’m forgetting.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The only wrong answer is Toad.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).

Godort ,

The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii

sanpedropeddler ,

Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.

Godort ,

That’s getting into a philosophical space.

Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?

Daxtron2 ,

You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding

ChairmanMeow ,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.

Daxtron2 ,

You can ride both heads for dp

EchoCranium ,

Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!

humorlessrepost ,

Wrong.

It makes toad run faster.

Honytawk ,

Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?

aeronmelon ,

“Gay Bowsey”

Etterra ,

“So long gay Bowser!”

-Mario

Snailpope ,

I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

la petite mort

Snailpope ,

I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eeec623a-8717-4cb8-b001-24cb8f49e8da.jpeg

orgasm

Snailpope ,

Lol! I literally know just enough French to not have to actually look up what those words literally mean. Now I really wish I’d taken spanish in high school

Mango ,

Sneeze?

SpaceNoodle ,

*littterally

ramble81 ,

I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall

Snailpope ,

LMFAO!!! Love it!

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

This one comes to mind for me

youtu.be/wGuBTlJDki8

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

Bowser the power bottom

NakariLexfortaine ,

Are we sure he’s a bottom?

Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Peach goes to his castle to top.

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