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jlow ,

Juggling?

m__a__b ,

Pull my finger.

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

skibidi toilet

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

How to disco.

NigelFrobisher ,

Gang signs.

riskable ,
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How to tie her shoes the instant/quick way. She’ll be the coolest kid to all her peers and even amaze other parents who witness it…

youtu.be/Q5qZpQe_4EA?si=6fPhLyHs5BwJoaoA

(I have no affiliation with that channel it was just the first thing that came up when I searched)

Hikermick ,

Impressions. Cartoon characters are best

0x2d ,

gentoo

WatDabney ,

The Song That Doesn’t End

GammaGames ,

You are evil

SzethFriendOfNimi ,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

That is utterly evil

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then once they got it just right, let them sing it all week.

Once the week goes by … teach them 99 bottles of pop on the wall

oessessnex ,

Play chess.

Xtallll ,
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Make a fist stick up your pinky, put your mouth next to your thumb puff out your cheeks, and repeat the word “girl”.

Tarball ,

Teach her to take a drink and then smack her lips and say, “ahhh”.

pelletbucket OP ,

I’m not trying to grow an Instagram microcelebrity lol

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Say “on skib a dee” to any young kid. They love it.

dessalines ,

Do something that will confuse her parents a ton. Like tell her that every time she wants something, she has to touch her nose three times then say the thing. Demonstrate it a lot to drill it in.

taps nose three times… COOKIES

Hadriscus ,

Juggling ? beginning with two balls is fairly easy and is a slippery gateway to more balls

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