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Hadriscus ,

Juggling ? beginning with two balls is fairly easy and is a slippery gateway to more balls

SidewaysHighways ,

Flicking your cheek just right to make the water drop noise

BippinThatBop ,

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rockSlayer ,

OP, do this one

DessertStorms ,
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This is evil

donkey makes popping noise

(not exactly the same noise but can be used to the same effect)

tiefling ,

Or making the mouth pop effect with your thumb

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Dad jokes or anti jokes maybe? Math formulas? A foreign language?

Hello_there ,

End every other sentence with nya

rand_alpha19 ,

The Macarena and/or the YMCA dance, it's fun for kids to do over and over but harmless.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Assembly

Subnet64 ,

Do the burp trick by swallowing air, and then giggle uncontrollably.

TootSweet ,
  • Beatboxing. “Boots and cats and boots and cats”-style.
  • The pulling your thumb off trick.
  • The Macarena.
  • “The Game”. (“You just lost The Game.”)
  • Chopsticks on the piano/keyboard/toy xylophone/etc.
  • “The Name Game.”
Tehhund ,

youtu.be/F5bW8H-kNZs?si=g6cdvXnLXHRLzBXJ

Okay don’t actually do this

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Teach her to order something off a foreign-language menu, invite the family out to dinner, and see if she can place her order fluently.

Doing the “Five year old white girl shocks waitress by ordering Orange Chicken in perfect Mandarian” bit IRL would be pretty funny and adorable.

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