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Kolanaki , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge
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Captain, their posterior gyrations appear to be having an adverse psychological effect on the crew!

TheMongoose ,

In order for this to be scientific, we should repeat the activity.

semi_sentient , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..

Ebenezer Scrooge was the true Multiverse of Madness.

Supervivens , in The true source of Klingon strength
blargerer , in Beware imposters...

I'd sooner caution against gatekeeping.

cosmicrookie ,
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Agreed. I am very fond of star trek already and i am only 10 episodes into the original series. I believe it will take several months if not year before i get to know the characters in this picture.

Stamets ,
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It is an insane leap to call this gatekeeping when it’s actively making fun of gatekeeping. If the line ended with Odo/Quark, sure, but it doesn’t. The name is misspelled. Directly making fun of people who claim to be gatekeepers while knowing nothing about what they’re talking about.

Honytawk ,

Ensign, the joke still is about gatekeeping, so we are allowed to complain about anyone gatekeeping in this comment section.

Now go polish the phase inverters.

FlyingSquid , in Wesley's going to have to wash his mouth out with soap
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You’ll phaser your eye out, kid.

teft , in Major Korben Dallas is a former Special Forces soldier for The Federated Army, the best friend of James T. Kirk
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SpaceNoodle , in This is some sort of enhanced-human memory

Pretty sure Anton Yelchin and Benedict Cumberbatch were both in Star Trek: Into Darkness

lugal ,

That’s another time line

SpaceNoodle ,

let me live my dream

lugal ,

Your head canon is not for me to judge

AngryHumanoid ,

Your FACE is another timeline!

whileloop , in Yummy calcium
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Moopsy wins. Section 31 tried to use them to win the Dominion War, but their agents kept getting killed by them.

xusontha OP ,

They should’ve just used a species without bones to control them, then they would’ve won the war in a week

RootBeerGuy ,
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Like… the founders?

xusontha OP ,

Either them or Noodle Jim

juliebean , in I had always wondered the same thing about these cups

put your whole mouth around the top and invert it. just like drinking a water bottle.

admiralteal ,

This is how I drink all beverages from all cups.

I'm great fun at a tiki bar.

sirblastalot , in Best character in the entire franchise (OC)

She’s a sex pest though, worse than Barclay.

antidote101 ,

Partially negated by her telepathy. Theoretically she can ignore social boundaries in favour of going by someone’s actual individual boundaries and hidden feelings/comfort levels.

lolcatnip ,

In other words she knows exactly how much she can violate people’s boundaries before they’ll be uncomfortable enough to do something about it.

TheGrandNagus , (edited )

It’s worse because she’s telepathic - she knows the advances are unwanted and makes people uncomfortable, and yet she does it anyway.

On top of that, she’s a very important Federation ambassador. People might feel pressured into keeping her happy.

I have a feeling that if she were of a different sex people would view her relentless unwanted sexual advances quite differently.

But I guess “man trying to avoid sexual advances of horny older woman” was seen as being a hilarious role reversal on 90s TV.

She did have some amazing scenes though. She can certainly act when she gets a serious scene as opposed to a sex pest scene.

sirblastalot ,

Love Majel Barret, hate Lwaxana.

Also, did we have this same conversation a couple weeks ago on telegram?

TheGrandNagus ,

Nah I don’t have telegram, must’ve been somebody else I’m afraid :)

LarkinDePark ,

Her demeaning of her daughter too, “little one”, grates. She’s a narcissist. Reminds me of someone in real life and I’ll never be able to get past it.

Doxin ,
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I feel like most people would agree she’s a terrible person. Makes for a great character in a tv show though because she shakes things up.

constantokra ,

I interpret her interactions with Picard a little differently. He might think she’s a real pain in the ass, but I don’t think she’s actually being a sex pest, because they both know she knows there’s nothing there. He’s not going to be pressured into doing anything he’s not interested in, which is something she also knows, and they live in a world where that’s not OK anyway. It’s a game, and honestly, an extremely gifted and perceptive telepath could cause him any number of problems. This is a man whose experience with people being in his mind was from the Borg. She’s certainly found a way to come off as extremely harmless.

ininewcrow , in Beware imposters...
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Isn’t this Han Solo and Chewbacca?

thebardingreen ,
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No, I’m pretty sure it’s Malcolm Reynolds and Wash.

orthen ,

No, this is Patrick (and perhaps Jonathan?)

possiblylinux127 ,

*Han solo and Quackbacca

xusontha , in And a space worm. I feel like that's important

Stamets looks so worried, like he’s trying to remember if he left the space oven on or not

ummthatguy , (edited )
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Did I leave the gas on?

https://media.tenor.com/wOEyjlCh5PYAAAAM/eddie-izzard-dress-to-kill.gif

No, I’m a fucking squirrel!

Stamets OP ,
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Well fucking great. Now I have to watch Dress to Kill again.

ummthatguy ,
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It’s her best work and you know it! Doesn’t hurt that the year it came out I had a history class and wound up doing a report on Pol Pot as a result.

Your diary must look odd: “Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower…"

Stamets OP ,
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Not going to lie, forgot that Eddie came out as trans. Makes the gif even more succinct. Good for her.

That death line is pretty amazing. There’s one line that I quote pretty frequently. My accent is a fucking disaster. It slips between a Newfie accent, a generic North American accent, and ‘Queens English’ for some fucking reason. When trying to explain the difference between the accents to people who are like “What stroke did you have?” I usually end up quoting Eddie. “Two countries seperated by a common language. You say aluminum we say aluminium, you say centrifugal we say centri-fugal, you say erbs and we say herbs because there’s a fucking H in it”.

Dunno why that was the quote that stuck in my head but it was.

NickwithaC ,
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Fucking nuts!

ummthatguy ,
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I long for a grapefruit.

Stamets OP ,
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Bro, I know we haven’t talked that much but have you not noticed yet that I am perpetually worried?

Oh you meant the character

Carry on

JWBananas ,
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You’re doing great. I’m proud of you.

Stamets OP ,
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That makes one of us

dejected_warp_core ,

I mean, he kind of is.

It’s not like he’s the only one that can pilot the ship to/from deep space and isn’t also a loose cannon. Or also the lead engineer. Or probably the only one qualified to fix and/or rebuild the spore drive should anything really bad happen to it. I mean, that would be insane to field a ship with a single point of failure for three critical roles - that would just be irresponsible.

Zero pressure job, really.

littlecolt , (edited ) in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Culber is the real sleeper here because he’ll deal stealth emotional damage. That sweet smile, those deep eyes, and then he says the most snarky, sarcastic shit you can imagine given the situation. This is the only way to tame Stamets after all.

Stamets ,
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He also used peanuts. Turns out I’m part elephant.

FlatFootFox ,
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Tolookah , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Because he’s not listed, Julian.

ummthatguy OP ,
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Yeah, him too. Look, I had 6 spots and several shows to cover.

Tolookah ,

Fair enough, I would have given any name that wasn’t on the list, I mean, Tom Paris was a doc for a short bit, right? (My collectors plate has it in a footnote)

ummthatguy OP ,
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setsneedtofeed ,
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Inflammable means flammable? What a starship.

Stamets ,
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The fact that inflammable and flammable mean the same thing in reality still fucking infuriates me.

marcos ,

Well, if I was deemed a criminal by the act of existing, I wouldn’t care a lot about ethics either.

nowitsabby , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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Piped + Libredirect on firefox

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