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GreenMario , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with
TotallyNotSpez , in Living a better life than I am

May I park my doggo in that shuttle, too? She’d love to vibe with Porthos!

GregorGizeh , (edited ) in Who said it: Machiavelli or the Romulans?

Did you do the old school teacher trick and make all answers macc? Just to fuck with the students?

it can’t all be the same answer right? This is a test after all

Infynis ,
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I didn’t even realize they were separate quotes lol

jawa21 , in The Borg vs The Combine. Epic Intergalactic Rap Battle of History!
mercano , in Password security is important
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In the Star Trek universe, you announce your password to the room every time you use it.

Donnywholovedbowling OP ,

Yeah but with your access code that’s voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures… That would be a problem!

bionicjoey , (edited )

God forbid someone invented some kind of audio recording device… Captain’s log, stardate 43291…

HobbitFoot ,

Yep. My voice is my passport.

guyrocket , in Another sick Barclay fantasy
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The zoo of heavy petting.

Why isn't this a thing?

Artyom , in Beware imposters...

I’m a real Trekkie. My favorite ships are the USS Prometheus and the MCRN Rocinante.

roofuskit ,

Good ships.

remotelove , in Yar problem, not mine
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What is wrong with a little synthphetamines, synthium or synthanyl washed down with a nice tall glass of synthehol? Oh. Crack cocaine you say? Straight to brig.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Should’ve used synthecaine.

WarmSoda , in Dad joke

Silly vulcan. Trix are for kids.

Kolanaki , in It has been a long day
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Starship Life Hack: Cry at the same pitch of your sonic shower so nobody else hears you.

ummthatguy , in Even the ship counselor gives him no respect, I tell ya.
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“I love you, Dr Zaius!”

https://media.tenor.com/Qs1xMH10Y-4AAAAC/dr-seius.gif

They used “You’re also lazy” for the sake of the rhyme scheme, but same idea.

Kolanaki ,
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“Can I play the piano any more?”

“Of course you can!”

“Well I couldn’t before!”

Carlo ,

You just sent me down this rabbit hole, so I thought I’d share this Vulture article about the genesis of the Dr. Zaius parody. Pretty great.

uralsolo , in I had always wondered the same thing about these cups

You don’t. It’s probably got grounds or something settled into the bottom and the cup is shaped like that on purpose to prevent you from drinking them.

Che_Donkey , in And One!
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What’s the Klingon word for “yeet”?

VicksVaporBBQrub ,
bionicjoey ,

Qapla. It’s a versatile exclamation.

smuuthbrane , in My children when I tell them “no” for literally any reason
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They’re just hoping their dead hopes and dreams enter Sto’Vo’Kor.

Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
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Aren’t we all?

wrath_of_grunge ,
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Stamets , in How not to spot imposters...
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USS Shenzhou, USS Europa, USS Discovery, USS Glenn, USS Gagarin, USS Nog. For some Disco flavor.

GreenMario ,

USS Nog

Hell yeah my boy made it!

Stamets ,
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Its even an Eisenberg class.

Was an awesome little tribute.

GreenMario ,
Stamets ,
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Season 3/4/5 Starships are a whole other branch of design thanks to being in the 32nd century. Really strange designs made possible by insane tech.

timicin ,

the first from an ultra sexist and capitalist society to willing join fully automated gay space communism is freaky, so the class should be too. lol

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