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Treczoks , to world in Germany may introduce conscription for all 18-year-olds

The title is not entirely correct. They don’t plant to “introduce” conscription. Germany had conscription from its formation of the Bundeswehr in 1955 until it was put on hiatus in 2011 because people back then thought that Ivan was no longer a problem. So what they think about is not “introducing” but just reactivate it.

The changes will be that while before 2011, conscription was only for men, it is planned to be for both sexes, and military service will no longer the one preferred service (back then, you had to go through quite some hoops if you did not want to serve in the Bundeswehr and do your time in e.g. social services). This time, the military option is just one of several that can be chosen.

captainlezbian ,

That makes sense and good on them for conscription not caring about gender

luckystarr ,

At this stage it’s all hot air. Nobody has even started talking about how to finance it and the defense minister isn’t even 100% sure he will get his requested additional funds for the next cycle. When somebody asked him about the topic he replied that he isn’t categorically against it but he would have to finance (and restructure, as the necessary infrastructure for it has been degraded/scrapped) more important topics first.

Velociraptor , to news in Catholic priest could be demoted after US pop star filmed provocative music video in church
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Oh that’s where the line is?

anarchrist ,

If you get vaginas near Jesus, he loses his powers like a virginy superman

Tylerdurdon ,

Someone needs to make this comic.

Zorque ,

It seems to be less about the vaginas and more about how she was singing about watching a bunch of her exes die in horrible ways and placed in gaudy pastel coffins.

While provocative often means something salacious in common parlance, I think it's intended usage in this instance is more about provoking reaction. Admittedly I'm sure the editor who chose the title did want people to think it meant something more sexual in nature.

corus_kt , to news in Donald Trump speech shooting: Gunshots heard at president’s rally – latest news

This fucking shooter could set behind democracy in the US for dozens of years. Land the shots and you martyr him, miss and you galvanize his support. Seriously the conservatives were starting to shift away from the far right after Epstein documents and Project 2025. Now deep state wackos will NEVER go away and resort to crazier armed shit. Seeing people comment that the shooter ‘was so close’ is insane and makes them no better than political extremists.

GiddyGap ,

There’s also a ton of very religious rhetoric being used about Trump now. He’s literally becoming the Messiah and a true religious hero fighting whatever evil is out there. God is saving him from bullets and what not. There’s going to be some interesting sermons in evangelical churches around the country these next few weeks. Yikes.

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  • Axxys ,

    Canadian here.

    Your chance to save democracy comes at the ballot box, not by shooting candidates.

    UltraGiGaGigantic ,

    Have “more shots” in the voting booth with Ranked Choice voting. First Past The Post voting artificially limits our magazine size to two shots. We deserve the right to have a standard or even high capacity magazine.

    More chances to stop the Republicans. More chances Republicans would pick a more moderate candidate. More representation. More freedom.

    spirinolas , to world in Man detained in mental hospital after trying to set up Pakistan’s first gay club

    In their defense, you’d have to be insane to open a gay club in Pakistan.

    zerog_bandit ,

    Or any Muslim majority country.

    “Religion of peace”.

    I_Has_A_Hat ,

    People are always surprised that I’m against Muslim immigrants. I don’t get it. I’m gay, seems pretty obvious to be against those who would rather I die. And I’m not against middle eastern immigrants. But Muslims? I have enough trouble with the Christians. Please keep your even more backward, fucked up religion in your shitty countries; which are only shitty because they are led by a backward, fucked up religion.

    Varyk , to world in El Salvador’s ‘cool dictator’ boasts country would be ‘a one-party system’ after election win

    I had to find out how accurate that quote was, since everyone who writes about this guy mentions the coolest dictator thing.

    He did write that, in Spanish, on his Twitter bio.

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5d2f86ea-4e4f-43ef-8b19-285a1a4b9084.png

    otter ,

    :/

    Deello ,

    “The coolest dictator of the world globally”

    BeigeAgenda ,
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    At least he knows he’s not the coolest in the universe.

    calcopiritus ,

    “Del mundo mundial” on Spanish is a common phrase (mostly used by children) to say “of the world”. If you want to translate literally, it would be more like “of the worldly world”.

    Alcatorda ,

    So same sentiment as “in the whole wide world” maybe?

    bigFab ,

    Ppl have no sense of irony anymore.

    He was first called dictator, this is his humoristic response. Wake up!

    Varyk ,

    Wake up?

    MushuChupacabra , to world in ‘I would not have pulled Lush out of Russia if it weren’t for public pressure’
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    That’s good to know. Since Lush doesn’t seem to sell their stuff in other retail locations, it will be much easier to never buy Lush products again.

    BirdyBoogleBop ,

    Atleast he isn’t lying. Every other company is waiting for the right time to go back why shouldn’t he? I am under no illusion that all businesses that left Russia did it because of the goodness of their hearts.

    Are you going to boycott all the other business that left too?

    MushuChupacabra ,
    @MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

    Watch me.

    I_Has_A_Hat ,

    Child

    TheBananaKing , to news in Hamas says no hostage will leave alive unless group's demands met

    That’s kind of implied in the concept of hostages, yes.

    WhyIDie , to world in Dog disease that can jump to humans is spreading in Britain

    had to dig in the article for the means of transmission between dogs and humans, and could only find it from an article linked inside there that mentions "The disease can spread to humans through canine reproductive fluids, but they can be treated with a long, strong course of antibiotics."

    The article here also mentions "two people caught it this year from dogs"
    ...oh. oh dear

    WhyIDie , (edited )

    reading further, after the knee-jerk:

    • "Of the two cases so far this year, one was in a person who tested positive after being admitted to hospital and the other was an asymptomatic staff member of a veterinary practice."
    • "Only one named individual has previously tested positive – Wendy Hayes, of Stoke, who caught it from a pregnant foster dog she took in from Belarus last year."

    half of my loss of faith in humanity from this is restored

    electrogamerman ,

    Is reproductive liquid what I think it is? You know what, I want to live my life without knowing this.

    CeruleanRuin ,

    So really the only people at risk from this are breeders. Good. Fuck dog breeders.

    Staines , to worldnews in China helping to arm Russia with helicopters, drones and metals

    telegraph getting upset about free markets?

    SeaJ ,

    Does reporting on it mean they are upset?

    MultigrainCerealista ,

    They exercise editorial control and they exercise it vigorously, so when they report on something it’s for a reason.

    Does your comment intend to imply they’re just presenting some economic data points or something? It seems kind of inane to pretend that they don’t have a lens where this is a bad thing. That China bad etc etc.

    SeaJ ,

    My comment was intending to imply they are not actually upset about this and are reporting on things that will make them money.

    GarbageShoot ,

    It will make them money from readers being upset about it. The author specializes in anti-China outrage bait.

    SeaJ ,

    So that would mean others are upset, not them.

    combat_brandonism ,
    Riffraffintheroom ,

    My comment had no purpose other than to be pedantic for it’s own sake because that is how the internet has taught me that intelligence is demonstrated and I want to appear intelligent

    Wow neat

    SeaJ ,

    You seem upset.

    trudge ,
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    One Chinese company sent 1,000 drones to Russia in the two months before the war, according to figures compiled by Molfar Global, an open source research organisation. That firm, Shantou Honghu Plastics, describes itself as a wholesaler of children’s toys on its website and social media profiles.

    They are toy drones lmao. Yeah they seem upset alright.

    SeaJ ,

    That quote seems very calm to me.

    trudge ,
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    Upset enough to write a whole article about toy drones michael-laugh

    SeaJ ,

    How does that mean they are upset?

    BugKilla , to news in Donald Trump speech shooting: Gunshots heard at president’s rally – latest news
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  • Captain_CapsLock OP ,

    It’s not clear at all that that’s what happened. It is completely plausible that someone would shoot a firearm at a candidate in a hotly contested presidential election. Let wait for evidence to roll in yeah?

    ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

    You know for a fact that if the shoe were on the other foot, this is exactly the rhetoric we’d be hearing.

    Captain_CapsLock OP ,

    You’re right. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit. But I still hold all parties to a standard of honest discourse.

    Lifecoach5000 ,

    Doesn’t make it right or acceptable.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    So let’s not do what they do and live in an evidence-based world and not an emotion-based one.

    The “facts don’t care about your feelings” party doesn’t care about facts and spends a lot of time on how their feelings are hurt.

    octopus_ink ,

    My evidence (in addition to the weirdness of his reaction, and the convenient blood) - has any article mentioned a shooter being seen/shot/arrested/known to exist? I can’t remember a time where there was a shooting and no article said ANYTHING about a shooter, only about the shots. Nothing could be better for the Trump campaign than for him to be “almost” assassinated.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Shooter dead and audience member killed

    A person believed to be a shooter at today’s Donald Trump Pennsylvania rally is dead, as well as an audience member in attendance, the Butler County District Attorney has said.

    In addition to the two fatalities, one other person is believed to be in a critical condition.

    news.sky.com/…/trump-shooting-latest-bloodied-tru…

    octopus_ink ,

    OK fair, I couldn’t find any such reference when I looked, but clearly did a shit job.

    I’m still not capable of believing anything in Trump’s life is genuine, so it still feels staged to me, but I acknowledge that my evidence has been debunked.

    Still true that the Yall’qaeda are going to go into overdrive and I fear for what they do in their bloodlust…

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Sure. It could have been faked.

    On the other hand, if I was an unhinged person with a gun and I thought there was a good chance a fascist dictator might run the U.S., I might be inclined to try to do something about it.

    There’s no reason not to rule something like that out.

    nickhammes ,

    Yeah the truth is we don’t know. There are lots of possible causes we can’t rule out at this point, it seems dangerous for a publicity stunt, but it’s possible. Someone afraid and somewhat unhinged, among other possibilities.

    WanderingVentra ,

    Wonder if this should be posted as a new article to the news communities? It’s important, more relevant information.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Unfortunately that’s just one update on a page with regular updates. You would have to find a better link.

    catloaf ,

    Bruh it happened like an hour ago. But news stories about the shooter being killed are coming out now.

    bolexforsoup ,

    Yes it would be the case. Should we start behaving like right wing conspiracy theorists now?

    Cryophilia ,

    Yeah but that’s because Republicans are fuckin idiots

    retrospectology ,
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    I wouldn’t be surprised either way, honestly. It would be the right timing for a false flag though for sure.

    But then on the other hand this is the prescribed treatment for tyrants, per our fore-bearers.

    bolexforsoup , (edited )

    You’re doing what they do.

    BugKilla ,
    @BugKilla@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes. You are correct. On reflection I should have put quotes around it as it was intented to convey that but not actually imply that it was the case. It is good you called it out.

    shortypants ,

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  • Burn_The_Right , to world in German politician ‘filmed taking Russian money’

    Sure, Germany’s conservatives take payments from Putin just like U.S. conservatives, but how many handjobs have they given in a theater full of kids? They need to step up their conservative game.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
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    Pedophilia has a long and storied tradition in German politics. It’s just part of their culture.

    From the late 1960s until the early 1990s, with the authorization and financial support of the Berlin Senate, Kentler placed neglected youth as foster children in the homes of single pedophile fathers with the ostensible purpose of resocializing them, while explicitly encouraging sexual contact between them.

    T00l_shed ,

    Jesus fucking christ. What a horrible day to be able to read…

    Caitlyynn ,
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    What the actual fuck???

    Passerby6497 ,

    I thought that sounded like a Behind the Bastards episode (The School that Raped Everybody), but that looks to be a different German child rape scandal about the Odenwald school.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, I got this from TrueAnon, although I couldn’t tell you the episode off-hand.

    Ilovethebomb , to world in Tensions grow as 160 tonnes of Ukrainian grain sabotaged in Poland

    Fucking terrorists is what these assholes are.

    intensely_human , to news in Couples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as children

    COUPLE ATTEMPTS TO SMUGGLE CHILDREN ACROSS STATE LINES

    More at ten

    FryHyde ,

    Massive child trafficking ring brought down in Alabama. Governor to receive medal for outstanding achievement in law enforcement as 700 arrests are performed statewide.

    TWeaK , to technology in BT ‘has failed to invest enough in UK's full-fibre broadband’

    Better headline: UK government have failed to regulate private telecoms industry.

    cm0002 , to news in ‘To hell with this place!’ George Santos ousted from Congress after fabricating life story

    “I’ll make my own Congress, with blackjack and hookers”

    mateomaui ,

    and blow, don’t forget the blow

    1024_Kibibytes ,

    The hookers are likely to be more honest. A congress with Blackjack could be interesting. Okay, I’ll vote for that congress.

    TedJ70 ,
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    I was looking for the Bender reference, and you did not disappoint. 👍

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