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some_guy , to memes in Later me will manage

I’ve often stated that Past-Me is always hassling Present-Me with reminders of things I’m supposed to do. That asshole just loves setting a ton of notifications to fire throughout the day, making me feel bad for being a lazy procrastinator.

someguy3 , to memes in It's so annoying

Turtle?

jordanlund , to cat in Purradise is real?
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Purrradise by the dashboard light…

PunnyName , (edited ) to funny in Mind Your Business

Wish the time stamps were available. Be great to know the turnaround time.

(If it’s real, which is probably isn’t)

VikingHippie ,

Probably from long before Musk, probably a real tweet exchange and probably not actually the dog tweeting. You’re welcome.

Nelots ,

You really think somebody would do that? Go on the internet and lie about being a dog?

VikingHippie ,
anonymoose ,
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

I love that Lemmy keeps bringing back these old memes. Viva old memes!

Nelots ,

Genuinely, that’s gotta be the best response you could have chosen lmao.

VikingHippie ,

Thanks, I have my moments 😊

baggins , to memes in Get out my head

What the actual fuck is supposed to be funny about amogus? I already had to block the amogus community but apparently the cancer is spreading.

tahoe ,

you sound like a fun guy

DmMacniel ,

They are not among us :(

baggins ,

at least I’m not sharing amogus memes ☺️

flubba86 ,

This is /c/memes, not /c/funny or /c/jokes. Memes are the sharing of popular things. Amogus are popular. Memes don’t have to be funny, they’re not jokes.

baggins ,

by all means, continue sharing your lack of humour

Melody ,

Memes are required to be funny!

…Just not to everybody.

I would argue that Amogus is funny… if you’re a member of Gen Z.

Therefore this meme is funny…to some people.

doctorn ,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s the hilarity of repetitive behavior for no obvious reason mostly, tbh. It’s admittedly something not everyone sees as funny, though… Many will see repetitive nonsense, that seems to have no origin worthy of it, as annoying and it can even drive them mad, but it’s that very thing which they find annoying what makes it funny to the rest of us. 🤷‍♂️

You could compare it to laughing with ironic misfortune of oneself. Some will curse after falling down the stairs, while others will find it funny in a situational way and laugh it off…

I myself can appreciate a repetitive nonsense meme that seems to be a wave through the world’s people, though. It makes no real sense, and I might even go as far as calling it sus… 😅

Makeshift ,

Wait there’s a community for it?

Where?

genoxidedev1 , to memes in Get out my head
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

I just found a cup full of iced coffee in my kitchen that I must have made this morning (it is almost 8pm now) but I don't remember making it nor do I remember forgetting that I made it.

Am I the Imposter or am I the only one among us?

Edit: now that I think of it, this isn't the first time that's happened, I already wasted a perfectly fine iced coffee over the night between yesterday and today, in pretty much the same way.

Sharkwellington ,

Something something carbon monoxide?

genoxidedev1 ,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Nah that ain't it, I keep my window open basically 24/7. It's probably either depression or ADHD. Probably both.

Persen , to cat in I will just take it.

At least the cat doesn’t burn after a week.

rockerface , to cat in I will just take it.

That’s an upgrade

EmoBean , to lemmyshitpost in I have to remember?

Just keep swimming just keep swimming

eezeebee , to memes in Continuous calculatint
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar
PlasterAnalyst , to memes in Please one at a time

We have a 55" led TV from about 10 years ago. We bought it at a physical sears store. I replaced the power supply board maybe 5-6 years ago? Because the backlight stopped working. The current problem with it is that if it has been on in the past few hours she you try to turn it on again it takes 15-20 minutes to finally turn on. No amount of power cycling or fiddling fixes it, you just have to press the power button and wait. If you turn it on after it has been off all night, then it starts up fine. I really don't want to buy a new TV right now and I don't really want a smart TV anyway.

BulbasaurBabu ,

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

PlasterAnalyst ,

I've read that some won't work that way and some do and I really don't want to research tvs at the moment.

lightnsfw , to memes in Please one at a time

Life: …No

Prunebutt , to memes in Continuous calculatint

Did Homer just disprove Fermat’s Last Theorem? O.o

crapwittyname ,

It looks like general relativity he’s doing there

Windex007 ,

M(Ho)=π

(Ho)M=π

HoM=π

HoMEr

Prunebutt ,

I meant line 2 (it’s actually a joke the math professors on the writing team of the Simpsons put in there: it doesn’t disprove Fermat’s Theorem, but most calculators at the time didn’t have the accuracy to cumpute that directly, which is kind of the joke)

crapwittyname ,

Oh well spotted, you’re right. I didn’t twig at all.

Prunebutt ,

There’s a book on the subject by Simon Singh, where he writes about all the math jokes in the Simpsons. There are a bunch. ;)

jaybone ,

That addition of exponents looks wrong.

WhiteRaven22 ,
@WhiteRaven22@midwest.social avatar

No, but you just discovered a hidden nerd-bait joke from the show’s creators. One of the guys working on the show created some sort of program that could generate close-but-not-quite solutions. The one shown here isn’t actually equal, but they are close enough that the difference won’t show up without a more precise calculator, since both sides are roughly 6.397665635 x 10^43^.

3987^12^ + 4365^12^ = 63 976 656 349 698 612 616 236 230 953 154 487 896 987 106

4472^12^ = 63 976 656 348 486 725 806 862 358 322 168 575 784 124 416

EDIT: I should have read the other comments. Looks like I’m late to the party.

Taniwha420 , to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

I’ve heard this story before, but never registered the date: December 25th, 1937. Having played in Boxing Day rugby matches, and considering holiday “sport” matches in general I’m going to make a couple reasonably informed guesses. 1) The goalie was drunk. Quite drunk. Everyone was drunk. 2) Everyone was still on the field … drinking, the goalie just didn’t realise they weren’t playing any more because he couldn’t see them.

Signtist , to memes in Relatable to everyone

I had this exact thought back in high school, and for some reason I still remember it every so often and just sit there, thankful I can breathe so well in that moment.

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