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dregally , to cat in iPad Kid

Lazy parents do this

ieightpi , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It makes me happy knowing that people had a sense of humor in medieval times. I want a print of that full painting.

Flax_vert , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

This is the thing I miss the most about Reddit.

explodicle ,

I feel like on Lemmy I get in more substantive arguments about the subject, and less of the other person playing armchair psychologist when I don’t see it their way.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but we also have some of the most pedantic people I’ve ever dealt with, who will completely ignore your entire argument because they found a tiny bit of nuance in your word choice that they then cling to like it makes any fuckin sense

haych , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook

Me after every Hello Fresh meal

veroxii ,

Hello Mess!

DavidDoesLemmy , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?
@DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone avatar

Learn rails in 2004? Good luck. It wasn’t released until 2006

Shinhoshi ,

That’s not true. It was in fact released in 2004 and 1.0 was in 2005.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

It was released in 2004. I had a co-worker who was hugely into it in 2005. Entirely coincidentally, he was also into absurdly overcomplicated code and clusterfuck projects that failed after years and millions of dollars.

He was also the only programmer I’ve ever known whose code literally nearly killed a child.

DinosaurSr ,

He was also the only programmer I’ve ever known whose code literally nearly killed a child.

You can’t just leave it at that…

ChickenLadyLovesLife , (edited )

The code was to remotely control (from a PDA) a baseball-throwing machine that had a top speed of 125 mph. This dude fucked everything up for more than a year but somehow was kept on the project. They then had him write a version of the software to be used for Little Leaguers. He decided to test out this version for the first time on a field with actual Little Leaguers - the first ball from the machine was supposed to be a slow grounder to the shortstop, but was instead a 125 mph knuckleball a foot over the kid’s head.

If you don’t know baseball, a knuckleball is a ball with no spin so its movement is incredibly random.

Edit: incidentally, the reason this happened is that the guy’s code originally specified the speeds of the two wheels (a baseball-throwing machine uses two wheels with tires spinning at high speed and a baseball is inserted between them and shot out thereby) using Ints with positive values between 0 and 32767. At some point he decided this was clunky (true) and changed the API to accept Float values between 0.0 and 1.0. All well and good, but this produced a big mess of compile errors in his code which he “fixed” by wrapping every call to the speeds method with Clamp ( CFloat ( iSpeedParam, 0.0, 1.0 ) ). His Little League code passed formerly reasonable integer speed values of, say, 5000 and 6000 (which should have produced something like a 20 mph ball with a bit of topspin) which were then cast and clamped to 1.0 and 1.0, meaning both wheels spun at maximum speed, ejecting a ball at 125 mph with no spin.

DinosaurSr ,

Haha that sounds like the epitome of testing in prod 🤣

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

Technically, kids are in development.

Grass ,

Oof

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I really wanted to have at least one kid so I could name him “Developmestuction”.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Explain that last sentence please

fox ,

This says it was released at the end of 2004

rubyonrails.org/…/rails-1-0-party-like-its-one-oh…

BossDj , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

I sometimes think my diet has more play on the problem than sleep times.

Nahdahar ,

The consistency of when you eat (or the lack thereof) plays a bigger role in this than the diet itself, although it’s known that heavy meals in the evening can disrupt sleep.

https://www.thensf.org/get-healthy-sleep-by-eating-right-on-schedule/

BeardedSingleMalt , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.

jollyrogue , to memes in Really?

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

jollyrogue ,

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

ares35 , to memes in It's so annoying
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

every. damn. day. the worst might be i get to the outer door at the office, ready to go outside. and i just stop. 30 seconds later, shake my head a bit and go 'oh yea. i'm leaving now'.

Somewhereunknown7351 , to memes in Get out my head
@Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social avatar

Dude what shaders are you using

m3t00 , to programmer_humor in My Journey
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

stackoverflow.com helped me retire

danwardvs , to programmer_humor in My Journey

I know this is just a meme but school is an excellent way to have a foundational understanding of how things work, and learning to problem solve including googling.

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

a foundational understanding of how things work

Yeah! Kids these days are learning (in school) all about containers, service discovery, AWS, production deployment strategies, password vaulting solutions, cryptographic key/password management, and most importantly: politically defensive email practices.

Oh wait: No they aren’t, LOL.

I just interviewed dozens of fresh (CS) college grads a few months ago and only one of them even knew what SSH was let alone anything remotely resembling basic command line stuff, Linux skills, or any of the above mentioned things.

They sure could write a mean linked list though! 😁

papertowels ,

This is why more places need to split software engineering into it’s own thing, apart from cs.

Never had an intern worry about sorting algorithms, but if I could get one who knew how to use git and write tests, we’re off to the races.

Linssiili , to programmer_humor in My Journey

Give kagi a try, if you haven’t yet.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Definitely worth the money imo. No ads is a weird experience.

MentalEdge , to cat in I will just take it.
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

I don’t know this seems like context to me

morrowind , to memes in Relatable to everyone
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t understand, you can just breathe through your mouth though?

xeekei ,

Fir non-mouthbreathers, that’s actually quite unpleasant.

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

then your mouth will get all dry and if you’re sick you’ve probably got a sore throat too, the #1 time I try not to breath through my mouth

usernamesaredifficul ,

the worst part is when it happens while you sleep

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