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NicerLemmyUser , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s master shifu in the making!

Cowbee , to memes in Toughest Choice

Save 15-25% of your income for retirement and future expenses, then spend the rest on whatever you want.

Rodeo ,

Spend 60% of your income on rent, then spend the rest on various other necessities and have nothing left over to save.

Welcome to modern Western society.

Cowbee ,

Unfortunately. I can’t hit it either, trying my best.

meliaesc ,

Excuse me sir, where is the crippling debt from not being able to afford any slight inconvenience?

7bicycles ,

gripping experiences such as: not being homeless, not starving

shath ,
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

if i saved that high of a percentage i would not be able to heat house and eat

Cowbee ,

Yep, I can’t make it myself either. I just shoot for it when I can.

funkless_eck ,

pay people enough to be able to first

Cowbee ,

Yes.

TheCaconym ,

How do people not think of that, putting a quarter of your income away monthly, so obvious, I wonder why they don’t do it

Also a “retirement” implies a functioning biosphere in which to retire, fat chance.

Cowbee ,

I don’t think its easy, or reasonable. Part of my point is specifically that it’s unattainable for most.

TheCaconym ,

Ah, fair enough.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

PowerGloveSoBad , (edited ) to cat in Negotiate a cat

STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.

STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.

runjun , to lemmyshitpost in Dream be like

How common are flying dreams for y’all? I don’t recall ever having them and I’m starting to feel slighted.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

I’ve only had a handful in my life, at least that I remember

The best and most vivid one involved finding a way to move my legs that caused me to fly and then being scared to use this new power to fly too high

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I’ve had dreams where I can jump and bounce like in moon gravity, and swim through the air like water, but I don’t think ever straight flying.

cmhe , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I am not responsible for most of the random stuff I own, but at least for that thing I found a good place. I keep it between the back of my phone and my phone case. I have to remove the case anyway to access the slot, and then it is just right there available.

Jumpinship ,

I can always find a random thing to do it. It’s also possibly to pry it from the gap sometimes

JackbyDev , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

This is why us millennials keep our phone boxes

tigeruppercut , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

disorganized paperclip gang sound off!

Chev , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine in my phone case.

Phen , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

I have plenty around the house. When I needed it, I still had to find something else to use because I had no idea where this was.

MoonRaven , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@MoonRaven@feddit.nl avatar

I have many of them. At least 4.

Draconic_NEO , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Paper clip is better, these things are very flimsy, but also phones and Tablets don’t always come with them.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Funny, the one that came with my Galaxy is actually pretty sturdy.

Draconic_NEO ,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

That’s good, I’ve usually found the flat ones made with sheet metal are weaker and more bendable than ones made from steel wire, or just using the small sized paper clips. Which is problematic because I like to keep them in my bag in case I need to use them and if they end up bent up it’s not great.

I think the reason the ones I’ve gotten fared so poorly is because they’re aluminium as opposed to steel like the paper clips. Which always fair better in my bag than the flat stamped ones do.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The one that game with my S10e is surprisingly heavy; it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s made of steel. It does seem to be punched from sheet metal.

Zoidsberg , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve always just kept it in my case, against the back of my phone.

codenul ,

Same. I have tow phones, one personal and one business. Kept it in my personal one, between phone and case. You never know when you or someone else might need it.

ThePhantomGM , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

There’s always the trusty toothpick

Catsrules ,

What kind of toothpick are you using? Most I have seen are way to fat or are to flexible.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

I bet your toothpick is a sewing needle or a SAK pin, if it can poke out SIM trays.

eatham , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just banana cat videos
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

The problem is you will see a lot of misinformation and believe it.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

So it’s no better than regular news? Noted.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah good point

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