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Annoyed_Crabby , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?

Who is PHP?

Kase , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

Those 8 minutes are positively glorious

(. . .until I wake up feeling too well-rested and realize I slept through my alarms 🙃)

sgbrain7 , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome 😔

danc4498 ,

This sounds like a fun thing to Google at 3am

sgbrain7 ,

Lmao

UnrepententProcrastinator , to memes in Later me will manage

Nothing like the pressure of last minute to be productive!

kemsat , to memes in It's so annoying

It’s not loading it’s “what the fuck was I thinking 12.37648 seconds ago?”

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

more like 1.237648 seconds

Vuraniute , to memes in Get out my head
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

controlnet my beloved

x3i , to piracy in EXPOSiNG.UNSECURE.SCENE.GROUP.DARKSiDERS.READNFO-DARKDOX

Dafuq did I just read? Author has to a) visit a spelling and grammar course, b) structure their fucking thoughts. So the main point is that some guy is on drugs and leaking information? That could have been three sentences.

WarmApplePieShrek , (edited )

This is a leak and it may have a large impact on Scene releases. If true they will shut down TENOKE, that means no more cracked games from them.

This post should be upvoted because it will affect scene releases.

Viking_Hippie , to memes in But My memory is shit.

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

bmsok ,

Are hitchikers welcome?

Viking_Hippie ,

As long as they know where their towel is.

bmsok ,

You’ve got a chamois cloth for the windshield, right?

Sotuanduso , to memes in Continuous calculatint

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom ,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

alignedchaos , to cat in Name this dog species

Peppy!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Do a barrel roll!

nodsocket , to memes in Relatable to everyone

My nose is clear, thanks for making me feel gratitude

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag OP ,

Milky Way

Slow ,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie ,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

Lophostemon , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Akasazh , to funny in Salty Nuts
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Idk why but I think a certain Jaunty Jenkhead might know more about this.

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