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betahack , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

Mr_Fish ,

Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

Daxtron2 ,

It’s true, they changed it to urectum

betahack ,

🤣

this guy gets it

Daxtron2 ,

Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

Kase ,

For real? What’d they change it to?

runswithjedi , to memes in Toughest Choice

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    tdawg ,

    Ya exactly. The idea that fun should come at the expense of giving yourself a safety net is hogwash. I spent the first 25 years of my life living in poverty. The difference between people who stay in poverty and the people who leave is knowing that a stable foundation is more important than anything else in life

    RagingRobot ,

    The way I do it I have a safety net but yolo on the credit card for vacations and fun stuff. Then have to budget later to fix it all haha

    eezeebee , to memes in Just Upload a meme.
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    This is fine

    hakunawazo ,
    unreachable ,
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    XTornado , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I put mine on the keychain… It’s responsible for some small holes in my trousers pockets and I have been pricked too but worth it.

    Djtecha , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

    flashgnash ,

    Ah yes, phone cases I definitely use those

    Globulart ,

    Seriously? Are you just 100% confident you’ll never drop it? Or replacing a phone isn’t a big deal for you?

    I hate to think how many phones I’d have broken without a case.

    flashgnash ,

    I just buy durable phones, I very rarely drop them nowadays but if I do the worst that happens is a scratch or dent. Last two times I’ve broken a phone have been jumping in a pool forgetting it was in my pocket (usually buy waterproof for this reason) and falling on a rock with it in my pocket

    First one no case would have prevented short of one of the ultra rugged outdoorsey ones, second one only the cases with the front cover flap thing might have stopped

    Only time I’ve broken a phone by dropping it is when I had an iPhone 4 handmedown, I swear those things were designed to break

    Globulart ,

    Fair enough, you might be surprised at what a case does to protect the screen too though, if it lands (or something lands) heavily on a corner it’ll likely break the screen to the point it needs replacing. A case will absorb 99% of the force. .

    My phone has fallen out of a pocket that I forgot to zip up while mountain biking on more than one occasion, so I wouldn’t trust myself with a naked phone any longer than absolutely necessary.

    drathvedro ,

    I don’t find them useful. Unless you’re talking about a huge sponge of a case, or those crazy corner ball ones, it doesn’t really make a difference. If a phone is prone to cracks it’s going to crack, with or without the case.

    Globulart ,

    That’s not really true. The most likely initial impact point is the corners, and the corners are always protected and take the brunt of the impact. A decent spigen case will save you from cracks pretty effectively.

    drathvedro ,

    Dunno, just my personal observation is that the heavier the phone is the more likely it is to crack, just from the sheer amount of mass the case has to dampen. I’ve seen heavy phones, in protective cases and even those marketed as “rugged” crack from minor falls, and lightweight cheap shit survive the nastiest of falls. What you’re probably referring to is those cases with thick rubber pads on the corners, but most cases are like half a mm thick wraps, which, IMO, won’t help squat in a fall.

    Globulart ,

    Yeha I’m talking about a decent spigen or something ideally. I can’t really speak to the phone condom things but I’m sure there’s some improvement even there, if only slight compared to a proper case.

    Nothing is completely protecting your phone from everything of course, and if you drop it screen first on a rock you’re probably gonna have a bad time, but those drops are much less common than dropping it on a flat surface where the corner will always take the initial impact.

    SpoiledSoul , to memes in I lose mine last month :(

    I may have found 5 in my desk drawer the other day…

    TheAnonymouseJoker , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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    Have it on my keys for years, never lost it.

    Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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    I’m responsible for a lot of things

    MudSkipperKisser , to cat in iPad Kid

    Who are the 8 people that downvoted this?

    PixxlMan ,

    “I just want to talk”

    RegalPotoo ,
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    • Post a cute photo of your cat, get 8 upvotes
    • Post a low effort meme you stole from Facebook, get 300 upvotes
    MudSkipperKisser ,

    Ah gotcha

    SuiXi3D , to memes in Kitchen when Dad cook
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    This is my wife. She can make some amazing meals, but never seems to be able to clean as she cooks.

    navitux , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?
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    I used to think the same about Perl, PHP is not dead because it needs someone to kill it, but I think it won’t gonna happen

    frezik ,

    Languages don’t die. That’s a misnomer. They have long tails of diminishing use and no junior programmers entering the space. If you’re one of the experts in the language left around, you can make a shit load of money.

    odelik ,

    And the jobs are rarely worth the stress of picking apart the terribly designed, chock full BizDev rushed ads-on features due to foolish promises, and a manager that’s stressed out due to how few experts they’re are that’s going to try and micro-manage you because his skip-level is breathing down his neck about when something is going to be fixed.

    No thanks, not again.

    words_number , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?

    PHP is a shit language, but far from dead. There are too many legacy killer apps that are used A LOT and won’t be rewritten in a different language anytime soon. E.g. Wordpress, Mediawiki (The engine behind wikipedia and other wikis), Nextcloud, Typo3, …

    hactar42 , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

    My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.

    DriftinGrifter , to memes in Be a cat

    Don’t the Cat

    starman2112 , to memes in It's so annoying
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    Been doing it for the last six years

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